What about chocolate? I know Richard doesn't mind eating babies, but I'm not there yet.

yes, there is choclate, but only milk, no dark chocholate

Damn, why isn't the new person afraid? Do I have to repost it?!

Hmm... alright then. I suppose dying wouldn't be so bad.

Uh... well, I believe you said, "every aching part" and as none of my body currently aches, none of it counts towards your donor fund.

Sadly, you're still a qualified donor since you're quite healthy to my beneficial needs

"aching" was never a literal expression at this very point.

If I changed my mind and said my liver was failing, would that dissuade you?

Nope

You'd be quite surprised at what I can do with the things I want. Plus, livers are good for dinner XD

Eugh. Fine then. Any way to wait until I'm dead or undead first?

I'll use you in any way I wish '>.>

Also... You're free until I come back Sunday XD

Undead sounds like a better option?

*slaps sess* your not undead, i can fix your organs

*replases all strangers organs with fruits*
ok , your good now

*slaps sess again*
continue this on the jiber jjaber thread

*slaps sess again*
that one was for fun

No, I suppose not. You're right. I'd rather wait until I was dead.

I have to work on Sunday. How about Monday? I'm off that day.

Well. Uh. Hi.

My name is Adolf. And contrary to popular belief *coughcoughSESSandHHHcough* I am not male.
I hate WoW, but I play Furcadia.
I am not a furry. I think furries are weird. You would never catch me dead in a furry suit. I stabbed them with my spear at comic con this year.
Oh, well, I saw our favorite LFG guys at comic con. And a couple of guys dressed as Richard and Little Bitch. I took their picture, which was hard, because my pyramid costume tends to get in the way of my.. ability to see.
I brought Red Bull.
I have had way too many cups of coffee this morning.
I need to get a new modem.
I love tofu AND beef.

Hello... welcome. 98% of everyone here is crazy. If you are not one of them then please put your brain into this bucket, because a fully functioning brain is hazardous to your health. Have a beer.

Huh. Guess I've been wrong all these years. *inserts brain*

... I feel so.. carefree.

damn, aparently I read the wrong page and was temporaly confused, oh well, I never needed my head to be attatched to my shoulders anyway.

Finally!! someone who shares my problem!!! *hugz*


*gives brain to Mreasterband* ooo!! it does feel cool!

Hello all, my name's Chibidrow.
I'm a stay at home mom with a six year old daughter,
I live in Lancaster, Ca
I'm an avid WoW Horde player over on Steamwheedle Cartel,

I love the Trolls. Seriously. They are sexy, sexy cannibals.

If there is a particular type of cannibal I like, it has to be a sexy cannibal...

Also, wellcome to the forums, we have brownies of insanity.

Hi. I'm JT.

Just started reading LFG a little while ago, and I finished my archive binge today. It is now happily nestled in my bookmarks betwixt Antihero For Hire and El Goonish Shive.

Um... about me. Well, I'm from Florida. The northeastern part in general and the Jacksonville part in particular. I like sports, videogames, and the interwebs.

I'm also a TV Tropes addict, if that means anything to anyone here.

I don't watch tv so no... it doesn't mean anythign to me.


Anyways, wellcome to the forum, I'm Legendaryratboy, have a brownie... it's filled with insanity.

Herro. Wercome to our Friendly Neighborhood Forum.

Ooh! Insanibrownies!

I made them myself.

I forgot to mention that I was born in Forida, West Palm Beach to be precise.

I went to Florida once....

i sayz hi to the noobs!! welcome!!

You've been here less then a month. I think you count as a noob too. The only reason my posts aren't up there is because I've been deployed. kinda hard to post from the middle of a desert.

your not a noob after u top 1000 posts

No. I don't think that's the rule.

i wish it was

so i guess i should intorduce myself...

name- Eryn
location- somewhere over the rainbow
intrests- art, drama, swords, boys, fencing, Richard, and videogames
random level- 30+

I'm just Lieutenant 1st class Justin Nolen, but my friends call me Tad.

Tad.... interesting...

one of my friends calls me Elron Hubbard......i dont know why.

Why is that interesting?

just makes me wonder where u got it. usually theres a story behind that sort of thing

Mine's not that interesting. My parents had an argument when I was born, so they compromised. When they got divorced m mom started calling me what she wanted to originally. So I've been Tad since I was six weeks old.

fun

Sure, I suppose.

smile everyone!!! *takes pic* yay!!

Why are you taking pictures?

idk... do i need a reason?

Normally.

oh.... i dont have a reason for a lot of the things i do

*facepalm* Women are so difficult.

Women R? men seem to speak their own language! my brother and his friend were talking about guns and cars for hours! it sounded like greek!

At least we have reasons for the stuff we do.

so do we

No. No. You guys just go on for days for no reason at all.

what about us dont u understand?

everything. The only thing I've figured out about women and what they want is... *drumroll* You guys have no idea what you want.

yes we do! i want... what do i want? lolz!!

we actually do know what we want, we just dont tell people