*Grabs HHH by the throat and grabs his nuts* I don't think so. *Grabs my heart back and shoves the strawberry down HHH's throat.*

owww

well, thats the first time sombody thought about it, oh well

* takes heart and pulls strawberry out.*

i don't like fruit, and i don't breathe, tough luck.

*walks away*

Oh the violence... Anywho... Hello and welcome. Just so you know about 98% of everyone here is crazy, so haveing a brain around here is hazardous to your health. Feel free to put your brain in this bucket on your way in. Have a beer.

I think I'll keep all my body parts thank you. Anyone who dares to take them away will be inspected further upon the scene.

Meh... suit yourself. It is your health that's in danger...

Are you trying to collect our brains to sell them ?

ARE YOU TRYING TO USE ME OR ONE OF MY BODY PARTS TO MAKE PROFIT ?

I won't allow it.

You will give in.....they always do

It is an healthy procaution, since 98% of everyone here is crazy a brain can be hazadrous to your health. I'm just asking you all to your brains into this bucket so that you won't get hurt.

They, my dear fellow, are not frenchies

So you'll give in uicker?

Well then... go ahead and hurt yourself... but don't come and tell me I didn't warn you...

You did?

Twice.

Good enough for me

That means that I have your brain then...

The hell it does lol

yu aint getting my brains without a fight

LOL !

No, first I will build very strong fortifications so that you can go round them;

*Shoots Uga_Chaka in the groin with a harpoon*

I told you that you would get hurt unless you put your brain in the bucket. You should have listened to me in the first place, then you would have avoided that injury to your groin.

poor france, it has such a bad rap as chickens.

the frenche don't run away, they make a tacticial removial

*pulls the harpoon out of my crotch*
Ouch baby,...very ouch.

NEVAH!!!

It is still not too late to put your brain in the bucket...

And by the way...

*Shoots hhh221 in the groin with a harpoon as well*

*punches eater in the face*

*yells at him*

Are you french, are you....one of THEM ?

no, german. I invade france

*Dodges and shoves hhh221's hand down his own throat*
6 years of matials arts training allows me to do so.

And again... *Shoots hhh221 in the groin with a harpoon*

Hm... Dunno, but, Bibi, I'm going to own you now, if you don't mind. I need you for... safety procedures.

*Tattoos Bibi's heart, brain, and soul*

Irish/French/Scottish/Cherokee. thats jus funny lol

rshn ryu

*kick easter in the nuts*

*pulls hand out*

i said, screw this.

And you give birth to awfully popular bands with androgyne teenagers as singers



You can't, I'm tatoo-proof and I have no soul.

Who took your soul? They took my black heart and I had to steal this one! I think it is almost black again... and cold... Your heart and brain are mine in case I lose them, though '>.>

Put the brains into the bucket for your own safety... A lot of people has already been hurt because they haven't listened to my warning of this heathy hazard, don't be one of them.

*pulls out harpoons*

don't do it

Baby dont you do it
Dont do it
Dont you break my heart
please dont do it dont ya break my heart

- the band

Someone save Bibi! He's my donor!

Here's a friendly reminder: Things like this belong in the JJ thread, not in the introductions thread. Try to say your hellos and keep the beatings in the arenas where they belong. Lets ye incur the wrath of the Mods.

I refuse this proposal.

And the wrath is very wrathful, mind you. Flaming axes, combusting hammers, arson... actually, just lots of fire.

Even I listen to what Lisa says... and so should you.

Hello new people. Put you brains into the bucket to avoid indangering your health. Have a beer.

Nted

Welcome all you new people, please direct your attentions to the JJ thread. Thanks!

Incase I didnt say hi, welcome all new people! Have some Cap. Morgans.

Noted. Welcome new people. All who come here that are new, I own you, for you are my supply of needed organs and souls. Donors will die, but for a good cause >:D

Hello! I'm new! Obviously, I guess.... Uhm... I joined because Richard made me.

He does that quite often...

Greetings!

don't be afraid of richard, the worst he can do is kill you.

Welcome and thank you for joining. You are officially part of the Floating Emerald Spire hospital, where you will donate every aching part of your body to my needs. Also, I joined to show my respect to Richard. So, since you're official part of the Madgod's donor program, you'll give no part of your body to anyone else.

Welcome!

I'm not quite certain that I'm ready to die yet.

its not that bad. when you die you still have the internet and tv