welcome to the house of laughs, what color would you like your straight jacket to be?

mine's black, like my soul!! *takes out razor blade* Emo! emo!! emo!!!

oookay....take a chill pill

My straight jacket is black for Johnny Cash. RIP.

thats my doggy's name!

oooookay o.O

My name is Sessamaru, I just arrived from Elder Scrolls IV rehab. *Crickets churp* Moving on then. I am a writer at heart and soul (but a lazy one at that), and I RP to see if I can gain any good ideas. I never finished a story, have one short story that is half way done and a novel still being in the birthing stage. I love mmo's and online comics. I spend my entire life on the computer, so don't judge me

I'm new, as you all know, and I hope I don't piss anyone off (had a bad habit of that back on the other forums...)

I think my username is almost well known, for it is my first and most loved name in all my creations '>.>

The name comes from my early RP character, who is now (finally) completed. I am trying to make a story of him, but I am sidetracked with my new character, Vallyn Desp'Ana. Um... Besides my total fantasy-nerd-fanboy-ness, I am a mellow person who enjoys a little conversation every now and then.

Nice to meet you guys ^^

(Sorry for the long, boring intro '>.>)

1 thats ok, we forgive you

2 go ahead and piss someone off, just not too much, anything past annoyed is bad

3 yes, I relize I can't spell for crap

4 welcome to this place

5 please put your heart in this basket, its for the kitties, think of the kitties

lol, my heart is as black as the void and as cold as Pluto! I eat kitties... Except Mr.Wigglesworth, he's special. Um... May I have your soul? I'll give you this nifty piece of string

no, i gave my soul to lisa a while ago, but I will still take your heart, ill give you some kitties, stir fry of baked?

Damn Lisa '>.> Fine. Turn 'em into medium rare steaks, with A1 sauce, and give me a mountain dew... I believe that will be 1/4 a heart and a piece of string.

im sorry im not going to be able to take that deal.


*gives sessamaru steaks,sause and mountain dew*

* ripps off his head and pulls heart out his neck*

* puts head back on.*

"hey, you wern't lying it is black, good, i can make some liches out of this

*walks away mumbling about his army*

*Returns as a wraith*
Bastard, you cheated me...
*Searches for a host*

no, you still have your food, your body is right there , and i didn't take the string

*puts wraith in sess's dead body. *

there, happy now

why do u kill everyone? doesnt it take some of the novelty of being undead if everyone else is also?

btw, welcome to the undead army sess!

hes not undead, just heartless.

i choose the undead i make

how can he live without a heart? doesnt that only work with the undead?

no, you replase it with a strawberry

that really works?! what else can u teach me with your vast knowledge? *takes out notepad*

well, fruit easily replases body parts, strawberrys, mangoes, bananas.

thats all ill say for now.

oh... can i learn more tomarro?

mabey

yay!

yay!

*Places a finger on his chest*
Strange, I can't feel pain...
*thrusts the finger through the rib cage, making a huge hole appear*
Wow... This is awesome... Wait, did you say undead army?!

lol, thanks blazing swords.

umm, your not immortal, you can feel pain, and your bleding... quite badly.

and yes, i have an army of undead minions... with tanks

*turns sess into an undead dude using a very complecated secret prosess* yay!! your now one of the undead!!! welcome to the party!!!

im the little undead pirate!!!

Hello! Another new person here! I'm gonna stick with the basics as was started in the beginning of this nifty thread.

I'm Eridel Loves Her Minions! You can call me Eri or Eridel.
I am 21 years of age and I live in Buckeye Arizona. Practically the middle of nowhere.
I don't have a job, i'm a bit of a bum on that part. Though it would be nice if there were jobs in this small town.
I've been playing WoW since November of 2006, and I've still yet to reach lvl 70. I play off and on really.

Among WoW, I enjoy anime, as well as drawing, and writing.
I suppose this will be enough about me.

Thanks for letting me waste some of your time.

Well, welcome to this lovely den of insanity, corruption and weirdness. If ya wanna be in Lar's army tell Bodhisattva I sent ya

Yesh, I am now an undead... A little, undead ninja '>.>

Welcome to LFG Forums Eri!

May I have your heart? I seem to have lost mine o.o

What a peculiar character.

Hello thar. I'm kind of new-ish. I was a guestcrawler for a while, then registered, and now I decide to tell people about me. I already have a few posts under my belt (Atleast four times this number in G&E; quite a few people have already met me...), but I still want to say 'hi'.
I go as Dirge Inferno, or Dirge, and have, for a few years now. The name came from my favoritest song ever. Among the band behind Dirge Inferno, Cradle of Filth, I listen to alot of music. Dope, 'Tallica, a little At the Gates. I dabble in classics from time to time, and not even ones that were heavy, or heavy back then. Things like 'American Pie' 'Cat's in the Cradle.'
I play WoW, and used to play Warcraft 3. I recently got S.T.A.L.K.E.R., and, despite what I've heard, I like it. Aside from the fact that Vista makes everything except WoW crash every five minutes...
Anywho, this is me, interrupting whatever you were doing, to create an unneccesary post. Cheers!
((By the way, I hate my keyboard. Damn spelling errors...))

Hello, my name is tom but i go by stewie a lot. I live in the north of england just across the bay from the Lake District (the mountainy bit). I longboard, mountainboard, build my own longboards, rock climb when i can, have a dog. Music, lots of ska, particularly old stuff and some people called The Cat Empire, new-school folk stuff like Al Baker and Belle & Sebastian, mixed with a range of post-hardcore punk when the mood takes me. I read this comic, Questionable content, XKCD, and sometimes dinosaur comics or Cyanide and Happiness. I played WoW until i was banned last week for no apparent reason, currently trying to get my account unlocked but Blizzard haven't responded after over a week. Until then, my ridiculously old games consoles shall keep me happy! i have an NES, SNES, N64 and Gamecube in my room. unfortunately i can't afford a 5th-gen console, but i'm not that bothered. anyway, it's 2:30 in the morning where i am so i'm leaving before my eyes explode. goodnight.

welcome, can i have your heart. Not in a gay way, in a can I pull your heart out of your body for an army of evil way

That sounds...acceptable. I guess. For now.

Welcome Stewie. I don't suppose you like the TV show Family Guy at all, do you?

Thank you.

Though if I did have a heart I would surely give it to you. Though you may have the heart of my first born, when ever my first born, is born.

not again!.....

dont give it to him!!!!

you can have mine if you'll stop asking the new people

why does everyone want hearts?!

Because they've watched Captain Planet...

But anywho... Hello... welcome. Since about 98% of everyone here is crazy a brain can be hazzardous to your health. So to avoid such hazzards please put your brain in this bucket. Have a beer.

why would someone want to give u their brain? u need to give them a reason! i mean, why not give it to someone else?

Because they are hazardous to your health around here. I can demonstate it by shooting you in the crotch with a harpoon unless you put your brain in my bucket.

And don't try to fight, this is the internet so there is about 6 billion more of me.

the undead dont care about harpoons. give me anouther reason. maybe a cookie, or something like that

-Hands over a cookie-

Now give me your brain, please.

here u go!

*happily eats cookie*

We do not give cookies... We don't like cookies... We hate cookies...

But anywho... I could always take it by force... Because there are so many "me"s. Now give up your brain before I pull it out of your decomposed ass. I can do that... even IRL.

i gave it to Eridel already... sry..

what u said soulds dirty! lmao!

Ah! My first brain!

-Tickles the brain-

Can you feel that?

hahaha! that feels funny!

Hehe! Awesome!

-Jabs it with a tooth pick-

How about now?

The brain has no pain receptors, so it can't feel a thing... Try to learn something about the brain before you try to obtain one... It's not like it's a dog or something simple.

Pshaw.

Its an undead brain, its different ya know!