You know, Richard and I are like siamese twins that have been separated and then forced to live together in a rather unconventionally comical manner. Much like a cheesy sitcom with satan and a schoolgirl. ...Trust me, he'll fwoom you either way. I would just rather he and I skip the argument on whether or not I can suck out your soul.

Will he weally weally fwoom me, even if I don give him ma chocolate tasting soul?
Well maybe not chocolate tastin....but at least very sweet because of all the candies i eat =>w<=
...but an argument between you and Richy.....I wanna see!!!! =>w<=

I sold Lisa my soul, she just didn't realize that I've sold it so many times now that it's practically worthless.

Don't sell yourself short, honey. I cherish your soul. It makes a lovely pearl necklace.

Satan, Loki, Set, and the hosts of CHAOS haven't contacted you about first rights to my soul yet? They're ussually so timely and precise...

Sohmer is gonna make the richard arc about how in life you were his twin, and killed everything together. HIS DESTINY WILL BE TO FIND YOU.


anyway, what i mean is....welcome new people, Sayuri is cute, but very harmful. hide, and run for your lives.

Hai. I am new to teh forumz. I like bizcuitz. Gimme cheeze!~

*goes back to The Comic section*

>.<

You can have the bizcuits but tha cheese ish mine! =>w<=
*drags ya back to the introduce place while nibbling the cheese*
I wanna know mores about you =^^=

>.>

<.<

*sneaks in under the cover of night*

don't derail too much please...thanks

Hi NE_have_rabies

Hi Mr Samoa

Welcome to the madness 8^D

How dare you call me mad....I am just more angry that some but less than others.

I've noticed. But to assume I'm calling you mad is rather high handed. I am, in fact, calling the world we are residing on mad. Madder than a Hatter drinking red bull and pixie sticks for 12 hours straight.

Or maybe thats just me..... I forget

It's you, anyways, who says you need high-energy drink/candy mixtures to be mad? I always eat extremely healthy and still have been diagnosed with all possible psychological alignments yet known to man (and some unknown)!!

The flirting one is my favorite, but thats probably cause i suffer from a similar condition.

On a side note, *purrs to all the new ladies* Rawr.


*throws a stick at the new guys* Hi.

a stick? that's unusually generous of you, usually we just go "meh, get in line for the butcher machine" and Easter throws them a non-alcoholic beer...

O.O

*chases stick*

This isn't madness (Nor is it Sparta).

We need more Cthulhu for it to be madness. This is more.. wavering sanity.

there needs to be some initial sanity for it to start wavering.

Also, wellcome to the forum! watch your step as you aproach the butcher machine... it's kinda slippery.

maybe next time i should throw a bone....


Indeed, we all sold our sanity for cookies. Twas a great trade. Best. Cookies. Ever.

Also, if you take a right after the butchering machine, there is a pool of jello that tastes like pudding for the newcomers. Enjoy!

Oh and we need your soul as well. Enjoy.

Dante, quit trying to stop my monopolization of the soul market.

Hello, all you good rats. Just hand them over and walk on in.

Good thing I didn't have a soul when I arrived...

But anywho... Hello... welcome... have a beer.

I was collecting them for you. I am not so foolish as to try and take over your job unless I knew I would win.

Aww Dante. You're just kissing up in hopes I'll stop beating on you... not likely. But good try.

Damn........

i haven't shown my face in this thread in a while. hello to all you new people. i'm harmless, mostly(just keep an eye out for a lense flare from any nearby buildings or hills). i'll be harvesting souls overseas again soon.

Why are people really trying to overtake what is rightfully mine? *Sigh* You may collect them, but I'll just take yours and then whatever it was you spent so much time collecting.

i do most of my harvesting elsewhere. you don't have to worry about me, not yet at least.

I'm not worried about you now, nor do I plan on being in the future. My fear factor is busted.

You guys don't need to fear Lisa, she's cute and snuggly

That doesn't help! I have a reputation of being evil to uphold!

*smiles and cuddles Lisa* She's so nice and warm and loving.

I'm convinced that the more cute something looks, the greater it's capacity for evil, so don't worry Lisa.

At least someone understand my desire to be evil...

You've never been evil to me, so you're not evil.

*pickpockets Sayuri and steals a soul from her*

Uh, here's my soul. No questions asked, eh? I'll just hand it over and be on my way. *whistles inncoently*

*grabs soul* I'll have that . Welcome to LFG

Rawr *Takes Soul From Joey*

*bites lip and winks*

*melts* sure have the soul *looks away with a blush*

*Hugs Joey* Thank You Kind Sir!

*huggles back and spins you round* because I can

.45 slug to the head, two souls for the price of one. i'll be on my way now.

lmfao....

Hacker

*Chainsaw to the crotch* *takes both souls and binds them into an engagement ring*

well, yeah; 2600


and that was your head, well make that both of you.
three souls for the cost of two.

Yes I got that much Mr. ITSN Weir. I appreciate the commrodary you have shone to a fellow sailor today




Fucking hacker

You want hacker? ...*Breaks out the needles* ...Come play with me... I love sailors...

well it was originally TLD's head in question but i decided i'd get both of you and the soul you were fighting over.
and social engineering is always fun too.

If theres fighting over souls I got 4 baby souls saying Sayuri wins.

I like him... he kisses ass. You can sit next to me...