Just like hammerspace, there's boozespace.

It's non-alcoholic... You always have too much of that...

HAIL, new people.

Non-Alcoholic booze makes about as much sense as condoms with holes in it.
They don't work right if you take away it's main purpose.

However, I would like to see someone act like a jackass and blame the booze, only to find out that they thought they were inebriated.

Watch the first episode of Clone High, Rae. You'll get your fix.

And greetings to all the greenhorns. May we soon be acquainted.

Name: Ardhiern
Age: 224 give or take a few centuries
Location: the Hell down under (Australia)
Job: Destroyer of hope, goodness and all that rot a.k.a IT admin
Hobbies: Going insane, make friends go insane, wasting time read webcomics,
Finding new ways to show that im a geek and joining in as many rpgs as possible.

Would anybody like a dose of ice with a soft core of insanity?

Hi.

I already have got insanity, do you have some madness left?

Hello everybody

I am new

That is all

Best Intro Ever

Hello

You are welcome

Have a beer

That's my greeting...

it has been stolen!!

We welcome theft here.

But I have it copyrighted...

I'll sue for you. Just give me an ungodly sum, and I'll welcome the case.

... Have a beer...

have a kitkat chuncky....

Hello Sentrix. I am the one known as MantaLord. I have a Mask that tells me what to do. Isn't that right Marjie? What did I tell you about mentioning me casually to the Mortals? Oh, and He is all powerful. And has a Moon fetish. That's not like you don't have a thing for Masks. I've seen you making out with the Great Fairy Mask. Err... *Craphesawthat?* So... He's such a Joker, that Marjie is! Ha ha... ha ha... Ha... I'm Mantalord, by the way.





(Steal that intro, Mothasuckas!)

Buenas Noches!
I'm the one that calls herself NightLamor, I hail from Edmonton, the land of the Cold, originally from South America, the land of the Tropics, so you can guess how much fun I have here. I'm an archaeologist and historian at heart but work as a computer technician for the last 3 yrs. Not much of a fun life, but it suits me so far!

Awesome! I am mantalord, as you can tell, and marjie hopes that you have a good time on these forums!

Greetings, Im the Eccentric enigma known as Uga Chaka. Im from hells half acre,Missouri. Currently im unemployed but im planning on being a Massage therapist. Cuz nothing says relax like tearing your soul through your spine.

Welcome Uga-Chaka.

I can't stop this feeling....

That Kay will delete or mutilate your siggy. It's on the large-ish side...

op, my bad.

Greetings! I'm Searose, Sea for short. I like reading, drawing, classical music, comics (both web and analog), and lurking. Also pathological bloodthirsty homicidal maniacs. I assume there are others here think likewise. I look forward to meeting them.

*waves to all the new ones and contemplates making a fishy stick comment. Decides against it.*

Hello!


...have a beer....


..*steals quote*

Greetings to all, inebriate or otherwise.

Weclome to the damn forum!
*Punch to the face*
Now you know what you've gotten yourself into.
Now have a beer!

(Copyrighted Material)

A flick against the balls would be more appropriate....

only if you have balls

A "Nipple Rouge" then...

Ooh! I know this one!

If you're going to hit someone in the balls, you have to curl your fingers first. This allows for more coverage and greater surface impact area. Follow quickly with multiple elbow strikes, and don't let up until opponent is on the ground.

An education is a wonderful thing, is it not?

Umm..


Haha...

*Looks at Thread*


Hrm Ha... I'mma going now.

I find it amusing how people find ball kicking amusing.

Even accidental hit in that area is painful as hell. It can incapacitate a guy or worse. It's not funny. Not funny at all.

It's called "malicious satisfaction"... People love to see others get hurt. Why else do you think Jackass got so popular?

I keep tellin all you males...

If a female kicks you in the balls for any reason...punch the bitch in the nose..

She deserves to die..

The impact on the nuts in an way to cause bodily harm, is enough to cripple a man, cause him to not have kids, possibility of the nuts to be removed if damaged enough, or the shock from the impact could lead to the possibility of death..

Now why are we having this convo here and not in the Jibber Jabber Thread?

Because we digressed.

Just kick her back in the tailbone. Revenge enough.

No the nose...Trust me

Every girl freaks out if anything happens to their nose...I have no frickin clue why...

Yea, but the nerve at the base of the spine hurts worse then a kick to the junk.

Sorry, didn't mean to get the thread off topic. But quickly, I'd suggest the breasts. A hard enough punch there hurts nearly as much as a nerve strike. Aim for the nipples.

Ok yes you can hit a girl virtually anywhere and cause pain..

You can even hit US in the crotch and it will hurt...

But the nose!!!! Girls FREAK cuz you "Ruined their pretty face and now they are going to sue you for making them ugly"

Yea, but men go to jail for that.

anyway, before the mods come in and whip us all


WELCOME NEW PEOPLE!

I had this friend once... We were playing catch or something and due to my poor aiming skills I threw a Football that smacked her in the face. She started having an violently flowing nosebleed and all she said was "Oh. My nose is bleeding." Then she went and got a paper towel and cleaned herself up. She din't whine or complain or show any sign of pain.

Ok well..yea I wouldn't freak out if I got hit in the nose either...but most girls do..

In the words of Bing Crosby
"Jus put some oranges in a sock and hit em with that. No visible injuries, and now they know who the boss is."

The same kinda girls that would go for a cheap shot to the 'nads are of the same breed as those who would care about their face.
Any girl cool enough to put her face in the perilous vicinity of a thrown football would probably think the scar/minor disfigurement would be a neat story and conversation starter.

I'm one of the latter BTW, I could tell you about this scar right between my eyes...

Now, welcome everyone who I haven't properly introduced myself to yet. I'm Rae, the resident Asian chick.
Blarg.

And a cute one, too!