I'm Mantalord... Joined in September, disappeared for awhile in December/January, and I reappeared in February. I haven't been posting much in this last week cuz I'm in London.

Lessee... Blue... You seem familiar. Have we meet?

Hello. I'm a newbie to the forums, but have been reading for a while. Sohmer's rants finally enticed me to join. I must admit that new forums tend to intimidate me, but that's not to say I don't know my way around netiquette and back, so I guess we'll just have to wait and see how many of you decide I'm worth a good flame. ::shrug::

Oh, and Sayuri Kajira, you are welcome to the contents of my wallet. The real question is if you truely want to put yourself into that kind of financial black hole.

Well welcome to the family good sir. Now if you please we need to run some tests. Would you like the needle or the cleaver.

wellcome to the online loony bin. there will be a man in a nice white coat coming to yur position soon.

YEARGH RAGH GRAA.
(yo)

Nice to meet you, Lantrans. Welcome to the Forum!

Welcome to all the new folks to the forum!

Greetings Letrans! I'm Mantalord. I have a mask. Don't let Lisa into your Wallet, you'll get more than you bargained for. Have a Nice Day.

So I decided to stick around, people here are clearly above the average mental age of the internet

I'm Mordax (you don't need to know my real name), you don't need to know how old I am (though I think its in my profile and if not the board should tell you when I level up at the end of the month), where I am (though I'll tell you anyway, I live just outside of london), or what gender I am (that might make a good guessing game for a few seconds)

I have several ambitions, one of which is to become a science writer for a magasine, to this end I'm about to go in for my final exams in a unique specialist university degree, from which I will be the first person ever to graduate (the course is quite unpopular, its actually quite easy)

I love a feeling of control over myself, so to that end I don't drink or smoke, I don't swear (not because I see anything wrong with it but just because I like being able not to) and I'm also a celibate (dictionary.com it if you're unsure)

Another of my life goals is to eat 1 of every type of animal, I managed to get hold of some Whale in Norway just before they banned the sale of it, however so far I'd have to recommend Wild Boar as a favorite type of meat

My brother showed me lfg a few days ago, but I have known about it for a while

Hello new people.

I'm MrEasterband. A random blockhead from the great country of Sweden. (Which explains my excellent skills in bad spelling and bad grammar)

If you disagree with me at any time I will mentaly abuse you... but that is only as far as I will go...

Have Fun...

Wow. That has inspired me to post here.

I'm an LICD fan that followed the genius of sohmer and Lar over to the LFG site.

I drink. I smoke. I swear. I am absolutely not celibate.

But welcome to all those who deign to enjoy my vices - and to those who share them!

I'm Manta. I am eagarly awaiting Season 4 of Doctor Who to Premeire in the US.


It's not coming fast enough...

I'm Murk.
and I....Lurk. yeah. pretty much what I do nowadays.

Hopefully humans don't count as animals, hmmm?

Welcome to the Forum, Mordax. Nice to meet you!

Oh humans count, I need to find someone who'll both be tastey and die early so I can get them to sign a contract saying I can have some of their flesh when they die

I've met a few people who meet either one criteria or the other, but never both, like I have this friend who is a severe diabetic, alergic to alcohol, has a heart on the right and all this other crap that lowers his life expectancy a lot, but because he's a diabetic that means his flesh will be full of horse insulin and thus bad to eat

Thanks for the welcome to everyone else

hello new people

Hi,

My Screen names Donkeyguy,
I'm 15,
Live in Palo Alto, California,
And am a high school Student,
I play videogames and waterpolo.

And I say hello to all of you!

Hello, Donkey Guy. Welcome to the Forum.

Will someone please tell me what is up with the "codex". Wahts it do?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codex

My handle is Mr. Burns, as I am sure most of you gathered I am a Simpsons fan.

I am relatively new to LFG and have never played WOW, but still enjoy the comic. I just started getting
into tabletop RPG'ing again after a five year break. I play Warhammer fantasy, read a lot of fantasy
books, and I do a lot of overseas travelling. Currently I live in Oregon but (fingers crossed) I will hopefully
be moving back to England soon with a nice new job.

Well that about sums it up, have a great day one and all.

Mr. Burns is here? Excellent.

Welcome to the Forum!

Ah medford, how i miss thee. I was born and raised there. How long have you been in the rogue valley there burnsy?

Hello, Donkey Guy and Mister Burns. Burns, you don't need to play WoW to read the comic because it ain't about WoW.

My screen name is steel_legionnaire
I'm from the Yukon in Canada (waaaay in the north)
I have been reading LFG since the beginning and avidly red LICD. I play warhammer (40k and fantasy), but like fantasy more
because i find the whole piousness of 40k a bit tiring. Play WoW off and on so never get very far, I enjoy
reading fantasy, primarily Dragonlance (extremely hardcore fan, filled the bookcase with them.) Don't play it as
a RPG because there is simply not enough fans up here *single tear".

Welcome to the Forum, Steel! Always nice to meet another Canadian.

Welcome, welcome to one and all!

Hi All,

I stumbled onto LFG from Schlock Mercenary (i think) and promptly fell off my chair laughing!

I'm an avid RPG player, fantasy & sci-fi reader, and am indifferent to all things WoW.
I have an aging PC that causes me constant heartache, a laptop that's almost as bad and for some reason a stupidly high end router.
I live in Australia. (Americans: Click here!).

Contrary to public opinion we do not ride kangaroos to work (i wish, that'd be cool).

And in my spare time i go to work where i deal with people who should not be allowed pointy sticks, let alone the sophisticated networking hardware they routinely destroy.

Glad to be here!

Welcome to the Forum, Bob. Nice to meet you!

So thats Australia...... I always thought my geography teachers were kidding.

Hello and welcome to the forum, Bob. And the rest of you who aren't named Bob are also welcomed.

hello, Bob Donkey and Burnes

no need to put up the google map though, we are smarter than the average American

my name is spot
i am 30 and i live in alpine, TX...never heard of it neither has most of the civilized world. i need to drive an hour to the nearest wal-mart and two and a half hours to the nearest mall. i found LFG on armor games playing four second fury. i am a paper RPG player. i started on old d&d and moved into world of darkness. i am a praticing wiccan and the father of 3.

if you like penny arcade and weird web comics check out brathalla and questionable content they are great.

Actually I was born here as well, I spent a little over 7 years in the Navy and then worked in Virginia for
a while. I was supposed to only be here a few weeks visiting, but a hold up in paperwork is causing me
to enjoy a bit of a vacation before I go overseas for a new job.

Welcome to thee that hast entered lately!

Er, hello. DanceswithElvis here...also just known as DWE.
Nothing special here. I've a semi-retired 70 druid (tree) and been playing WoW since it actually came out. Recently became a fan of the strip after a friend insisted I following the links they kept spamming me with.

Personal:
married
no kids, but I do have two dogs

Welcome to the Forum, Spot and DancesWithElvis.

We're happy to have you here!

But not really. We really just want to eat your souls but if makes you feel any better, welcome.

That too.

Hi, I'm DragonReborn. Discovered the comics, read through them at once, needed more. NEED MORE RICHARD.

I'm a computer game/book/music addict, I love the Wheel of Time referencing here.

Ahoy all ye newbies! Prepare to be boarded! ...God, my pirate voice needs work... I sound like the janitor off the Simpsons.

In any case, I am the Lisa! Your local asylum escapee / junkie. You may now bow down to my epicness. M'kay?

Much love! Big love!

Welcome to the Forum, Dragon. Nice to meet you!

I guess it's time I actually put stuff on here. I'm Tad, I'm from New Mexico and I'm a huge Star Wars geek. I write in my spare time and i'm studying to be a petroleum engineer. Yeah. I think that works.

Hi Tad, I'm Luka! Nice to meet you! *heehee!*

yeah. Nice to meet you too.

Aloha to all of the newblets. I would wave, but currently I'm under "touching-other-people-and-objects" arrest. Apparently its wrong to want to hug the world when you're me. I'll be sure to make up for it once these cast iron restraints are removed.

You should just find one of those little kiosks in the mall that customize shirts and get one that says "Free Hugs" on the front. Make sure to make a fine print disclaimer on the back about potential molestation. Then you're off the hook.

And of course, welcome everyone! I'm Rae (obviously) and am currently trapped in a tiny valley full of bigots in smog-filled California. Hooray!

Hola, hola, kamusta, kamusta, yeah yeah yeah hello.

...I didn't understand a word of that... but... "Hello."