Hello new people I just like to hurt people so offerings don't help to much although, Lisa seems to stop me from hurting to many new members. *sigh*

greetings to all from all of us.

Hey, speak for yourself.

*grumble* lousy people thinking i send out warm salutations, ill show them *grumble*

Hey, kinda new to the forums, even though I've been following the strip for awhile... as well as a few others... And there's not much that sets me apart from the other people here that I can think of...

Well hail and well met then. Come and have a drink i promise it's not poisoned

Hello, I'm Ally and I'm new here... and now I feel a bit as if I'm in one of those crazy self-help groups. XD

Anyway, love the comic, love the forums, what more is there to say really?


And Dante, don't think I didn't see you slipping in some thallium there!

*drains cup*
Thalli-what?
*keels over*

Get rid of them? The thought never occurred to me?

Although a spatula might do the trick, and some Pam.

No, it's good that Guh found someone, means he can stop hitting on you.

I thank you CRF, you have freed my girlfriend from Guh's stupidity, and saved Guh from fireaxe castration.

You're welcome?
:>

Oh Guh?! <333
-attach-
^^

So many shiny new people!

Hello, Lonile and Ally. Welcome to the Forums!

Now why would I get rid of them?



Nothing can stop me from using pick up lines on anyone. No one in this whole forum is safe from me.

By the way, did you know that if you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning?



Leave some room for my other fans, which comes to a total count of.. 0.
-cutsself-

Now..I must do this, almost mandatory, "hi I'm new"-post. Actually I think these are a good way of telling people who are new and who are not, but sometimes this feels rather..hmm, how should I put it..backbreaking?! Because I don't really want to list my favourite things, music, hobbies etc. in here.

I will just write:

Hi! I'm new! I have been following the comic for 6 months or so. It actually started when I was gathering some information on webcomics, because we where about to launch our own and I had to check out the others just in case, so that we could make something unique. I read and read and...I was hooked Besides all that, I'm from Finland and I'm 24 years old.

Well, you had to mention that you're working on your own, so you'll have to brief us on that too.

Speaking of brief... none are allowed here. Boxers only.

Welcome to all the new folks. Enjoy your stay, and avoid the steaming piles of flesh and the dark robed guy in the corner.

What about boxer-briefs?

I don't get briefs >.> I guess they were made for the more manly of cross-dressers... I mean, come on! They're freaking women's underwear with a hole in the front...

Anyway, I suppose boxer-briefs are permissible... but only if they're more boxers than briefs!

Aw, don't feel bad, I mean you do have to compete with me. I steal everyone's potential fans!

It's because I only wear boxers. I am just that awesome.

Ftt.
You couldn't get rid of me if you tried, love.
<3
And no, I don't share.
-puts a leash on you-
;D

Hmm, you remind me of someone.

Is your RL name Lisa by any chance?

If you mean me, then no. My real life name is Sierra.
But I prefer Panda.
n_n

Well guh now has a umm master. I don't know all I do know is that that leash looks umm yeah.

Deerhoof fan eh?

Yes. Yes he does.
^^
It's only 'cause I'm too dominant a person to be the slave. :>

You know, I don't think Guh is the right guy for you, try Grym.

Ah, Well thank you for explaining it then and, I also would like to say why do all the new people go to everyone else. I realy can't hurt anyone Lisa takes all my sharp toys away. Oh and David how is your new apprentice doing?

Grym would be your best choice... he likes being toyed and abused... and dolled up for tea parties.

D:
I like Guh.
-attaches to Guh once again- <333

Guh is two years older than you, you're the age where that's a big deal.

Grym is your age, and I think he's more your type.

Yup easily controled or sorta.

D:<
GUH IS HOT, SMEXY MANMEAT.

I do not!

Well maybe a little...

See perfect *feels like he is tring to sell grym*

You can put him in little dresses and drag him around in a leash.


And in all seriousness, he'll appreciate you, Grym is the only person on this forum (Aside from Joey) who I would let date my hypothetical girlfriend.

I don't want to put him in little dresses. D:<
I want Guh.
NOT GRYM. GUH.

Guh? Is too dominant for you.

Lets move this over to the Jibber jabber thread.

D:<
That's the fun part.
Besides, you're not as cute as Guh. You have child-like cuteness.
Guh = hot smexy manmeat.

Dante's right, to the JJ.

hobo-like when I grow my hair out

o_O

Oookay, that was a weird discussion.

My sign on name is kathryn, but you can abbreviate it all you want.
I am not quite legal, but my next birthday is only a few months away.
I am a student, but I won't tell you where at.
I enjoy the usual artistic stuff such as writing and drawing (as you can see from my avatar) But I love to play games and I would roleplay, except no one else is interested.
I am a prime example of a female gamer.

And I have never worked a day in my life.

Welcome to the forums then, Kathryn

~Bowen

Welcome in , there are lots of other artistic people here so you should feel right at home

Goddamnit Joey, I told you I was done with that.

Arrrrrr, I have altered my post .

Pussy.

We do it to break the new people in.

Gives you a sense of what the rest of the forums will be like.

I have free reign to use my nicknaming skillz? Huzzah!

Katie-poo, I can already tell we're going to be good friends.

Kat, that will be both easier and not contain the word "poo".

DON'T STIFLE ME YOU DIRTY LIMEY!
...
*huggles Joey*

Hello there new person. We welcome you with open arms, well some maybe.