Sayuri Kajira
Jan 23 2008, 06:27 PM
Actually, I'm a rather big fan of sado-masochism. I like a little pain but mostly enjoy inflicting it on others. Moreso to the people I 'care about' and 'love.' For some reason they call me adorable, pinch my cheeks and think its so cute that I attempt to overthrow them. Of course, these are the same people who cower in fear of me when I turn into an evil, blood-sucking succubus.
...I am loved and feared.... Its an orgasmic experience.
saltnester
Jan 23 2008, 07:23 PM
[restrains self from hair-ruffling]
Sayuri Kajira
Jan 23 2008, 07:30 PM
*removes shank from the stick of my lollipop* I'll stick you. And then pull out your intestines through your left nare and hang you from my wall like artwork. In fact... what color would you say your innards are? I'm a fan of pale pink, myself. Are they a lovely shade of periwinkle?
The Lone David
Jan 23 2008, 09:26 PM
*Places hands on Lisa's shoulders*
Sorry baby, no eviscerating the newbies, now come along to bed.
Sayuri Kajira
Jan 23 2008, 10:57 PM
You never let me have any fun... I was really considering decorating the bedroom, too. Meanie.
Josef bugman
Jan 23 2008, 11:39 PM
Welcome new people, may your stay be long and your hardships few
I am josef, the regular emo/smiley kid despite being 18 years old. Also (according to an internet test) one of the saner people on the forums
Sayuri Kajira
Jan 23 2008, 11:42 PM
I'm perfectly sane. Everyone else's defintion of the word is simply skewed.
The Lone David
Jan 24 2008, 12:20 AM
Honey, if we didn't think you were sane we wouldn't love you nearly as much.
*pinches Lisa's cheeks*
Josef bugman
Jan 24 2008, 12:28 AM
Fare thee well davids immune system, we hardly knew thee.
dante
Jan 24 2008, 01:27 AM
Welcome new people I'm Dante the ummm...well I like to cut things does that help.
Sayuri Kajira
Jan 24 2008, 03:31 AM
Everyone this is Dante... he's the reason I stay sweet as cotton candy. He's like my henchman... only... subjected to daily beatings. And he is very sweet for doing it. *kiss on cheek*
The Lone David
Jan 24 2008, 03:34 AM
I'm David/Tlovid/TLD depending on how much of a friend I consider you, I'm Lisa's boyfriend, and generally likable guy.
Sayuri Kajira
Jan 24 2008, 03:37 AM
*waves* I'm Lisa. The only person who actually uses my screenname anymore is Ghisly-kins. I'm a bubbly person and can be super sweet. Just don't get on my bad-side and we'll be super-cool awesome totally bitchin' friends!
The Lone David
Jan 24 2008, 03:38 AM
Unless you disturb us when we're in the closet, if you do that, terrible things happen involving the color red.
Sayuri Kajira
Jan 24 2008, 03:41 AM
*clings to Dave* You're so violent tonight, my love.
Verbose
Jan 24 2008, 03:51 AM
QUOTE(The Lone David @ Jan 24 2008, 01:34 PM) [snapback]152727[/snapback]
I'm David/Tlovid/TLD depending on how much of a friend I consider you, I'm Lisa's boyfriend, and generally likable guy.
He's one of those remarkable people with a conditional identity.
You know, like the people who work in retail. "If you need anything, I'm ______."
Me, I'm just always Verbose whether you need anything or not.
The Lone David
Jan 24 2008, 03:55 AM
Verbseph also has a conditional identity based on friendship, but he's so hard to get along with that nobody's figured out what the friend name is.
Verbose
Jan 24 2008, 03:57 AM
I'm easy to get along with, new people. Don't listen to his lies.
The predator/prey relationship is a simple one.
Murk42
Jan 24 2008, 05:02 AM
I is teh Murk.
I is also teh stupid.
and teh person no-one notices.
nothingbroken
Jan 24 2008, 07:25 AM
QUOTE(saltnester @ Jan 23 2008, 05:51 PM) [snapback]152576[/snapback]
Expertise lasts until the next discovery; this is why historians should be hunted with longbows, at least until the discovery of an extant law forbidding such.
So...I suppose I'm re-new here, and a wanderer at any rate: judging by the stuff that's changed here and the amount of comic I just caught up on I've been away from t'internet rather longer than I thought. O_o
I am...hmm, never an officer, occasionally mistaken for a gentleman, possibly an eighteenth-century fop and definitely not English. [bows]
*waves* Welcome and so forth! I'm glad you wandered back into the forums.
I am Luka. Very short. And made of 100% recycled materials.
Sayuri Kajira
Jan 24 2008, 05:34 PM
I have this sudden urge to find a trash compactor to test that theory...
The Lone David
Jan 24 2008, 10:27 PM
Don't be mean Lis.
*tackles Lisa to the ground and cuddles her*
Sayuri Kajira
Jan 24 2008, 10:29 PM
I'm not being me--AHH! *falls over*
saltnester
Jan 25 2008, 08:34 AM
You could just ask if both her parents were cannibals. 'Cos y'know, if you compress someone once you can't compress 'em again. Lunch money rule.
Sayuri Kajira
Jan 25 2008, 08:56 PM
*Waves* Hi, I'm Lisa and my parents were Methodists... *squeals and runs off naked into the woods*
The Lone David
Jan 25 2008, 09:18 PM
All that time working at a pharmacy, I should've figured she'd get into the stock one of these days.
Crazed Richard Fangirl
Jan 27 2008, 12:30 AM
Hello, I'm Panda...
And I'm addicted to Richard.
(Hey Panda).
So it all started when my brother was being annoying...
Grym
Jan 27 2008, 01:07 AM
Hello Panda. You can go over into the corner, with the rest of the richard fangirls.
QUOTE(saltnester @ Jan 23 2008, 12:51 PM) [snapback]152576[/snapback]
Expertise lasts until the next discovery; this is why historians should be hunted with longbows, at least until the discovery of an extant law forbidding such.
What do you have against Josef!
QUOTE(Sayuri Kajira @ Jan 23 2008, 01:07 PM) [snapback]152579[/snapback]
So, would that make you a historical mistake? Don't worry, most of us here are historically incorrect. I'm pretty sure Grym and Josef belong in 14th century Romania. ...Mostly because watching them run away from a bloodthirsty horde of angry and starving villagers would be amusing for me.
nothingbroken
Jan 27 2008, 06:50 AM
Hello Panda. Nice to meet you.
Welcome to the Forums.
Guh?
Jan 27 2008, 06:57 AM
Greetings to all the new arrivals. You can put all of your offerings to satisfy me off in the corner so I won't have to pound your ass until you're begging for mercy.
Haha, just kidding! You can put them infront of me right after you kiss my feet. Otherwise the ass beating is still up for offer.
Verbose
Jan 27 2008, 07:36 AM
We're not all as full of homoerotic double entendres as Guh?.
Just the best of us are.
Sayuri Kajira
Jan 27 2008, 04:49 PM
Pay homage... to you...? As I recall the evil overlords in this forum happen to be Verby-kins and myself. So... I highly suggest you bring your soul as an offering... *wave*
Have a nice day!
pentheraphobia
Jan 27 2008, 04:51 PM
You may be (and you are thus far), but we are entitled to Guh?'s opinion.
Guh?
Jan 27 2008, 06:15 PM
QUOTE(Sayuri Kajira @ Jan 27 2008, 08:49 AM) [snapback]154621[/snapback]
Pay homage... to you...? As I recall the evil overlords in this forum happen to be Verby-kins and myself. So... I highly suggest you bring your soul as an offering... *wave*
Have a nice day!
Can I at least be entitled to the bullish henchman who uses brute strength as his brain?
QUOTE(Verbose @ Jan 26 2008, 11:36 PM) [snapback]154549[/snapback]
We're not all as full of homoerotic double entendres as Guh?.
Just the best of us are.
Hey, i'm only a
little bit gay. I think of myself as bi-curious.
Neomancer
Jan 27 2008, 06:24 PM
@ Guh?: And I think of myself as being somewhat metro. But that doesn't neceseraly mean others will share the point of veiw.
Also greetings and salutations to the new folk who have desided to join our asylu. . . e'hem forum.
Verbose
Jan 28 2008, 01:25 AM
QUOTE(Guh? @ Jan 28 2008, 04:15 AM) [snapback]154638[/snapback]
Hey, i'm only a little bit gay. I think of myself as bi-curious.
Two selections of your words without change or editing:
You can put all of your offerings to satisfy me off in the corner so I won't have to pound your ass until you're begging for mercy.
Otherwise the ass beating is still up for offer.
Guh?
Jan 28 2008, 04:26 AM
QUOTE(Verbose @ Jan 27 2008, 05:25 PM) [snapback]154714[/snapback]
Two selections of your words without change or editing:
You can put all of your offerings to satisfy me off in the corner so I won't have to pound your ass until you're begging for mercy.
Otherwise the ass beating is still up for offer.
You can interpret it in any way that makes you happy, Verb.
Verbose
Jan 28 2008, 04:42 AM
Hey, if you wanna claim you just have a wide stance that's fine.
I3lind
Jan 28 2008, 06:33 AM
Im starting to wonder if i got the right mean out of that or if it is just late.
Lets just say i getting a picture of bending over and a wide stance before someone starts pounding something.
Guh?
Jan 28 2008, 07:17 AM
QUOTE(I3lind @ Jan 27 2008, 10:33 PM) [snapback]154810[/snapback]
Im starting to wonder if i got the right mean out of that or if it is just late.
Lets just say i getting a picture of bending over and a wide stance before someone starts pounding something.
He's referencing the Larry Craig incident if you didn't get that. He claimed that his foot touched the dude in the stall not as a sign for fooling around, but because he has a wide stance while taking a leak.
I don't want to get
too off topic, so i'll just hope that no new members were scared away by the last couple of posts and say 'Welcome back' to those that ventured back into our creepy little sanctuary called the GD.
Crazed Richard Fangirl
Jan 28 2008, 07:33 AM
Hello, Guh?.
<3
^^
I like you.
-attach-
♥
I shall not kiss your feet for you are not Richard...
Or sexy...
Or awesome...
Butyeah.
No feet-kissing.
Guh?
Jan 28 2008, 07:34 AM
QUOTE(Crazed Richard Fangirl @ Jan 27 2008, 11:33 PM) [snapback]154827[/snapback]
Hello, Guh?.
<3
^^
I like you.
-attach-
♥
I shall not kiss your feet for you are not Richard...
Or sexy...
Or awesome...
Butyeah.
No feet-kissing.
I'll have to make due without the feet kissing.
But not sexy or awesome? That just hurts. My muscles easily trump Richards.
Crazed Richard Fangirl
Jan 28 2008, 07:36 AM
QUOTE(Guh? @ Jan 28 2008, 02:34 AM) [snapback]154829[/snapback]
I'll have to make due without the feet kissing.
But not sexy or awesome? That just hurts. My muscles easily trump Richards.
How about I just kiss you?
Would that make you feel better?
Too bad.
You're getting one anyways.
-smooch-
♥
:>
Ftt.
Who said Richard was hot & smexy because of his rad muscles?
Josef bugman
Jan 28 2008, 08:46 AM
Well, welcome to the forums, CRF. Its good to see some honesty as to why we are all here
nothingbroken
Jan 28 2008, 09:25 AM
Hello, Crazed.
Welcome to the Forums!
Stay a while. Have a cookie.
El-me
Jan 28 2008, 07:13 PM
hello, im new.
my name is better to be known as El-me im 15 years old, like different styles of music and love my pc.
BowenSilverclaw showed me this forum and the strip and it is like roflmao
BowenSilverclaw
Jan 28 2008, 07:19 PM
And welcome, EM ^^
Josef bugman
Jan 28 2008, 08:51 PM
Hey, any friend of Bowen should be welcome here
nothingbroken
Jan 29 2008, 12:14 AM
QUOTE(El-me @ Jan 28 2008, 07:13 PM) [snapback]154940[/snapback]
hello, im new.
my name is better to be known as El-me im 15 years old, like different styles of music and love my pc.
BowenSilverclaw showed me this forum and the strip and it is like roflmao
Hello, El-me! I'm happy to meet you.
You're a friend of Bowen's? Yay! Bowen is nice.
Welcome to the Forums!
Sayuri Kajira
Jan 29 2008, 12:40 AM
Guh... I think you have an obsessor. You might want to ask David how to get rid of them.
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