I love it when he tries to act all badass. Its so cute.

Damnit Lisa, you're not helping.

That's because nothing happens to you when he acts badass

Like hell, she just enjoys what happens to her.

I dunno, how fast do you think Tlovid can cross the Atlantic?
Besides, a little joking never hurt anyone, right

Ow, and what's not to like, I'm a likable guy (with a horrible sense of humor and periods during which I find myself unable to be the least serious )

~Bowen

You'd be surprised.

Turn around you sunovabitch.

Aww, Davey, you know how much I love you and how I enjoy watching the world cower in fear of you.

But don't you just love it so much more when the world cowers from yourself?

Silly, Grymcess, I don't need to stretch out my hand for people to cower. They just do it because they know they should. That's why I think its so cute how Davey does it.

I guess he has much to learn from you then

Its all about the stamina and having a pretty face.

Hey I cower in fear of no one. Hide sure never cower.

Want to test that theory, Dante, m'love?

Not realy I bow to those that have caused me great pain already but I refuse to cower. *begins to look around for escape route*

--Smiles sweetly as I draw the curtain-- Excuse me won't you, everyone? ...--Commences with Dante's daily beatings that have been long overdue.--

Beat a little punctuation into him, eh?

Just take it like this: after this moment, he'll be singing soprano for the next seventeen years.

You two could do a duet!

...Or i could kill myself. Because that might possibly be more enjoyable.


ps.We know I have a problem with the whole punctuation thing, besides if i did that I wouldn't be me anymore. I'd be umm....I don't know who but someone else.

Duel? Grymmie, that wouldn't be a fair fight. He would have to overdose me on percoce and ambien, poke out an eye, sever both my hands and hog tie my legs behind my back just to be able to crawl away from that kind of battle.

You must be able to work wonders with your mouth

A duet, Lisa, so without any (improvised) weapons

*sigh* I'm going emo again. But that is because my senior year sucks. Only good thing is senior trip at grad bash 08 in orlando

Just ask David if you want to know

Sorry, I couldn't resist *goes into hiding*

~Bowen

That was the intentional innuendo

You have no idea, honeycakes.



I don't need to improvise. I am a weapon.

A weapon of mass distraction.

Was it the little shirt that gave it away or the Brazillian mini skirt?

Possibly both.

Most certainly both.

Definitely both

Yes, she must be able to. >.>

I don't get blown and tell.


But I do


Well now I think I speak for the entire forum when I say you need to post a picture of that.

Rest of the forum, look away or you shall find red hot needles placed in your eyes.

But the needles sound fun though.

Ooo, a gift.
How sweet of you, David

Woah, I don't recall doing my strip tease for the whole forum...

Like I said, look away or you get eye-needles.

But how will you know who looked away and who didn't? O.o

Yeah, that'll really deter a group of pre-adolescent, hormonally-stressed out males.

Post-pre-adolescent, thank you

Sure, if that's what you want to call it.

Fine, just send it to me, you know I'll love it.

Ah whatever, you're just as bad, if not worse, than the rest of us

Duh. Where have you been? I'm the forum's unofficial "erotic nightmare."

Yeah, I already caught that in one of your earlier posts

She's more erotic than nightmarish when not talking to people she hates.

You never want to see my angry side.

Now you got me all curious

Davey, honey, tell them what my angry side looks like and what happens...

Well lets just say I don't have anymore pubic hair.