It's kinda sticky too.

No, that is something else altogether. And if you think about it, that is really the essence of good. Although also the essence of impurity....

I heard my name I miss something?

Death, Destruction, Despair... and some Maiming too!

Wait, you were there for my date with Lisa?

I swear, that hobo was dead when we got there!

Please, I'm omniscient. I see everything... even when I don't want to.

Aww..I always miss the fun stuff..

Welcome, new peoples!

Seriously? Who believes that? Dave, babe, we all know killing the hobo was our date.



Indeed. Welcome. Sign-up sheets for the army are to your left. I suggest penning your name quickly before you're forcably removed from this planet.

lol

I should have specified: the Kajira Army. Those other camo-wearing pansies have nothing on us.

Yes do join the Kajira Army our uniform is pink well all but Davids you don't want to know what his uniform is. And wait there is a sign up I thought you just walked up to them and said "you are now in the Army Enjoy."

My uniform is tight jeans and no shirt, Lisa likes it more that way.

Tight jeans no shirt and a smile

True.

I wouldnt smile with jeans That tight, i'd grimace.

The uniform has been revamped. I decided that the pink will now be silver, blue and black and will be digi-cams. They will be awesome. End of story. Oh, and for some of you, don't mind the butt-less chaps... Ahem. "Design flaw."

Thats one outfit i wouldnt be caught dead in. Drunk maybe, but not dead.

Not for you, I3lind. I have something else in mind for you...

Do i wanna know?

Follow me to my dressing room... Mwahahaha!!

Gee wiss, the laugh almost makes me want to fallow you.

Hello, people! New to the forums, love the comics, and that's about it. I'm a 16 years old, high-school actor and writer who has a love for humor, fantasy, and mythology. I'm a big mouth and proud of it. Look forward to posting.

Welcome to the forums Mr. Wong. I am the resident guy without a life who is here too often.

... You stole my title you bastard...

I'm here more often. I'm unemployed.

I was here longer.

Your seniority does not matter. Current ability does.

I'm here more often. I can beat any of you in any sort of lacking-life contest!


...Except that one.

I also have about 9,000 more posts than Jag, and 800 more than you.

Your post count is irrelevant. You've actually gained a life while you were here.

And grym? I literally leave my computer screen set to the forums page all day long. The only time I'm NOT here is during class for four hours on tues/thurs or two hours on mon/weds/fri. And now that finals are done, I don't even have that.

This is all I do. That, and read and reread webcomics. That's about it, along with sparing work on my own little comic.

So you don't even play your Wii?

I do sometimes. I'm stuck on the only two decent games I haven't beaten yet, so not much there. I'm also not much of a gamer.

Bah... People post too much when I'm not here. STOP DOING THAT!


In other news, haldo to those whose minds have not been forcibly violated yet.

Hmm, like Jaganashi, I too leave my screen set to LFG all day... But usually by accident.

fal·low
adj.

1. Plowed but left unseeded during a growing season



Hm. I don't know that this will be pleasing all that many people around here. Especially Crumplestitches.

New people: Above is what happens here. Be warned.


And I was here longer than you. It's not impressive. Ghistopher has been here longer than me and we've all been here longer than the next hapless person who stumbles into our clutches.


I took six months off and lost my compatriots, my cronies, my lackeys, my henchmen. The days of 60+ posts a night are gone. I remember pages and pages of in character roleplaying arguments even when we were on the same side. It was so beautiful.

Barring either of those and I'd probably have a much higher post count than I do. It's just not a big accomplishment. Whatsisface, the really unpopular kid who thought speaking in "1337" would endear him after numerous people assured him that it wouldn't, had a fair few posts too. I just can't turn off my postcount. I'd like to be able to. Can we get somebody on that? An option to not show our posts?

I feel it lends to the omnipresent image.

you mean your present everywhere? Neat trick. I suppose that explains the asexuality.

Also my optimistic and friendly outlook on life!

to people who don't know verb that statement is so dripping with irony it could equip a medieval army

I feel that any view that involves the pointy, stabby death of my enemies is optimistic.

At least, it makes me feel good.

And hunter was here longer than all three of you!

he was around the 15th person to get on right?

14th.

Is it allowed to post in a different language?
Random...Was just wondering


Might be wrong topic too

ٔخو هف هس دخف.

What I was trying to type? No, it is not.

But people are less likely to know what the hell you're saying.

Only slightly in some cases ofc

How do you get fonts to work here? I can't get me D'ni out.

I can type in dutch...


Ik hou van taart en borsten.

So if I start typing in French..Would anyone be mad ?

Non, J'aime francais. Mais, je ne parle pas francais bien.