Oh for the love of... Great. Now you're going to start a nickname war.

Sooo Pumpkin and funky monkey?

Funky Monkey is fine with me!

Only Lisa is allowed to call me "Pumpkin."
For every other person who calls me Pumpkin, I shall kill you.

Yes. Only I am allowed to use that term of endearment.

which makes it even more tempting to use it.

Names Megan. im 22 and yea hi

'Loha, Megan.

'Ello there. At least you already came with your own nickname. Saves Dave and Hunter the time to give you one!

I do what i can.

My name's Jenny, I'm 18 and I've been just lurking most of my time on here

Predictably, I like Richard the most, he makes me giggle :3 (trying not to go "Awww bless" whenever I see him at the moment...)

I'm not good at introductions

hola

'Loha, Jenster.

Hello Kitini, I'm Josef, pleasure to make your acquaintance

Well good to know we have new experiments ermmm I mean members. Hello

Don't mind Dante.
Welcome to the forum, here's your complimentary stun gun.

Yes don't mind me I'm harmless Lisa made sure of that with daily beatings. I'm going back to my corner

You know, those daily beatings aren't jsut for you. They keep me happy and well-balanced. Well... as balanced as I can be.

Hon, not even the planet is balanced. It wobbles.

Dante...Do experiments get paid? If so..
let me know

No not realy but, they do get animal crackers if that helps.

Sign me up. Sign me up now.

I know you're not trying to worm your way out of a beating, Dante. Be glad you are under my thumb and not Dave's. He'd make you wear a dress.

make him wear a banana hamock!

Haha, thanks for the welcome Y'know, I've never been called Jenster. I like it ^^...*accepts stun gun* This may prove useful. Such things usually do (always the most random items that turn out the most useful, as games such as Monkey Island teach us)

Hello Jenny! Nice to meet you.

Just make sure you aim up, nobody wants to be tazered in the testicles.


Furthermore "don't taze me bro!"

Dave, sweetness, I don't think anyone wants to taze you in the family jewels. Unless this is the SM'er side of you I haven't seen yet.

And it shall be decreed that The Jenster will be the Overlord of Taze.

I would never try to worm out of the beatings (damn it)

You're learning, my little Padwan.

You know in my month or so of being registered I never looked at this thread. I tend to, ironically, skip over the sticky threads as they are announcements and such I have read before. But I digress...
Welcome Jenny!

Greetings all who came during my short week and a half break or summat:

I am MantaLord. I am the all-powerful Zelda fan.

!!!!Little I'm 6 ft. not little. Tch

You are so little.

By the way, shouldn't you be up at the North Pole? Only 19 days till Christmas and Santa needs all the help he can get.

I would, just to spoil your fun.

Hey man, just because you don't have testicles doesn't mean you need to punish everyone who does.

I will demand cheese on my crackers..

Hey, the only reason they aren't attached to my dick is because they're off testing them in nevada to see what made them so damn big. Want to find some sort of super-penis enlarger. Maybe you should look into it.

Grymcess... don't ever... EVER talk badly about what my Dave is packing. Trust me. He keeps a very satisfied girl at home.

Since he lives with his family half a country away from you, this is getting very Oedipal.

I think I like it.

Aren't you two going to meet in person at christmas? Are we still talking about David?

Like I said, grymsical. Oedipal.

When did Lisa become David's mommy?

I bet I wasn't invited to the baby shower, huh?

That's the whole thrust of this movement, isn't it?

They are yet to meet in person but Tlovid's still making his women happy. Being that he's a proponent of monogamy, I would assume he's not got another girlfriend which only leaves him in the same house as direct relations.

Taste the Ancient Greek Tragedy.

Unless I don't live with my parents but instead in a house with several roommates, one or more of whom is female.

I want to see some evil in this thread plz.

lisa and someone, not grym and yannik again.

Ice, it's always going to be Lisa and me, but she isn't on right now.

Ah yes evil it infests us all I'm afraid even when there is no evil in this thread it is a lingering feeling almost as if someone is looking over your shoulder.

The sweet lingering aftertaste of evil.


smells kinda funky sometimes tho...