[Weeps] That's so beautiful. Only a week? ...We're such good influences.

I'd say a month.

It takes so long to say enough on the internet. Slows the process.

Posh. Our influence over the "innocent" is merely the kind that takes time to flourish into something great. I mean, they didn't build Rome in a day so I suppose the seed of our hostility, sarcasm, insanity, and perverse love affair will simply need exta tending to.

Or it's like cancer and tends to itself.

Both are good.

Now I know how Hitler felt when he watched the Third Reich be birthed. Its like being a proud parent. Oh, Verby-kins, we are really good at what we do.

I do believe exceptional is the word you're looking for.

But of course. And soon, we will have our own big, happy, dyfunctional family-like troup.

And then it'll be like my real family only fewer criminals!

Well, I wouldn't say that much just yet, dearest.

Hi, I'm Triple Shi! (Or Pan.. whichever you prefer.)
I live in Florida, and aim to attend UWF, after which I will acheive my dreams of becoming the Evil Overlord of the world..

You'll have to get past a few million people before you can reach Verby-kins and I on our thrones. So, good luck with that.

D: Curses, foiled again!

Yeah, we get that a lot. However, we do have plenty of openings in the "quasi-evil minions department." I'm always willing to collar new pets.

Also availabe is the "Empresses footrest postition" which speaks for itself.

I've been hired on as "Her Majesty's Teddy Bear"

Actually, your job description has been changed to "Lady Lisa's Personal Playtoy."

Cool, now I can take off thr bear suit.

Add this please... [Hands over the rope collar]

Interesting career choices. Very tempting indeed.

Davey is my favorite obssession. [Purr]

Aw fuck, not again.

Kekekeke. >.> <zoom from thread>

Take out the "aww" and add "-ing again? YES!" Then come with me to the closet.

Y'know, I have this really bad headache...

Yeah right, move it, mister.

No.

Must you force me to do this...? [Hog ties Davey and drags him off] One of us is going to get glee out of this and if won't be you, might as well be me.

*Grabs the pimp hat and gains the powers of 10,000 pimps*
Oh snap bizzle!

Looks like the tabizzles have been turned.

Tch... that didn't work the last time you used it. I shouldn't ever let you be dominant. Goes to your head.

Looks like the tabizzles have gotten the shit nuked out of them.

We should mourn them... [Snickers]

Fine then, *takes off pimp hat and puts on Indiana Jones hat*

Time to make my escape!

*Indie music plays as I dive under a closing door, grabbing the hat at the last second*

The fourth indiana Jones movie looks good.

[Orgasms] ...Wait for me!! [Does a combat dive at the last possible second]

*is gone*

Did I tell you guys about how I nearly got killed in gym class today?

[Cries hysterically] Davey left me! Now who will I shower with love and kisses?

*edges toward door*

I suggest Hunter.

[Clings to Grym] You're my new playtoy.

<walks back in>

.... o.o

<walks back out>

<muttering> I like it here already. <cackle>

Poor Grym. So young. Had a future in front of him.

Welcome, Pan.

We call them "subjects".


Your error was in moving.

Her eyes are drawn to movement.

*stands completely still*

throw some cold iron at him, it may not have anything magical but you HAVE just hit him with a metal bar

hi everyone.

i never got around to posting anything on the forum when i first registered, so i figured i'd start with introducing myself before infesting the board with my randomness.

the Name's Filip, or Mordur
25 year old guy from belgium

some of you might know me from LICD forums, most of you wont, i'll leave it up to you to decide which ones are better off.

anyway... hi! see y'all at the forums

All right my turn the name irl is Jonathan senior in high school I'm 18 and I read manga and watch anime hmmm oh and I play soccer never ever forget about soccer . And I play Guildwars thats all WoW is to damn expensive for those of us with no cash

Welcome. You may now submit. Thank you.

Woo! Soccer FTW!
*New bestest buds*

How come it's always that the more older a secondary schooler is, the crappier they type?

Oh, I'm MantaLord, and I'm trying to become the next Verbose.