Well bummer. Guess I'll have to go back to fantasizing about "what if" vin diesel wasn't gay.

S'okay, dearie. We'll find you someone. [Clings to Davey]

vin who?

*gasp* if only ignorance was a bananable offense........

Not to burst your bubble, but we're indiscriminate repliers. We upset our momderators by doing it while saying, "Oh, this thread is so getting closed when a mod sees it."

Don't wait for a gilded invitation (you'll get some but apparently people don't like the parties at the Gingerbread Mansion), just jump right in because our collective madness swirls around you like a river around a stone. Or pebble. I don't know how tall you are.

Oh, as a little post script, I am sane. Utterly.

Ignorance is bliss , plus as I said in my intro I know NOTHING of celebrities . Which is what I assume this fellow is

Do it, Jaezycakes. Abuse the power.

You know you want to.

I will totally resist the urge. My +resistance is just that epicly high.

, please don't hurt me, I am very new

By the way, "sanity is just like being crazy its just slightly quieter"

Sprry I tend to answer difficult questions with quotes, it makes me sound like a gitwizard I know and I apoligise

When, oh when will we have a momderator equivalent of the mad scientist, cackling with glee as yet another brilliant plan comes to fruition?!

Because they generally last as long as snow under a flamethrower?

heh dont worry verbose does it all the time *ducks* he didnt hear me did he? Also verby said he is sane... this is a lie. A fragrant LIE! but i guess he is more sane than most of us. Also welcome and, abuse the power jae, do it, do it do it do it doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit...do it....

...and thats enough of that.

Hey I want to remain on this server please

Please don't

Thank you

He lies! Filthy foreigner, suggesting I tell other than truth.

He is the one speaking falsehoods! I am practically a fountain of truth!

And sanity. Let's not forget the sanity, oh no, we won't forget that.

You speak truth this is not denied, but you said a lie. Two now. You are as crazy as a mink set on fire and trapped in a cuboard full of moth eaten mink fur.

The mink sounds like a reasonable and sane fellow to me.

Okay fine your as crazy as a man walking down the street singing "who let the dogs out" and proceeding to shoot each person he meets and licking the head of all the dogs that pass by.

Crazy enough for ye?

I can think of at least three streets off the top of my head where that would have a logical and respectable reason.

I am sane, I tell you!

Verby stop trying to resist it, your wasting that incredible intelligence of yours, give in to your insanity accept it then become an evil genius instead of your usual genius.

I mean come on... normal genius is kinda meh... but if your EVIL too...

...ooh oooh ooooooh, island buddy you should TOTALLY become a SUPER evil genius!

...im a gonna shu'p now...

...but being evil is the sane option.

I mean, playing the hero is just illogical.

Ok, you were refering to yourself as "we" that is a sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on the outside.

Plus evil isn't the right option . Good may not triumph but history remembers us better

You can be remembered all you like.

I'll win, thanks.

You'll learn to give yourself up to the Verbocracy.

Evil is a point of view. If the people who did horrible stuff and were worse than the others wins, they will be thought of as good because history is written by the winning side. They will also make the others seem like horrible jerks who deserved to be conquered. (Although this does not happen all the time)

Uh, hello? I'm sitting right here.

It's a bit rude to undermine me like that in the thread for new people.

Speaking of which.... take jibber jabber to the thread dedicated to it.

Hallo,

I see it is polite to introduce you self, so here it comes:

My name is Desiree, I am studying geophysic at Copenhagen University, (No life - I know it) and read a lot of fantasy when I don't read about geophysic.... I am active in one online role play and is in possession of a mad imagination.

All for now

Hello, fellow newbie

You're still a newbie until after the first set of psychological wounds kicks in.

Prepare those emotional bandaids and join the party!

The quickest way to get wounded is to go to the Fanart Forum.

There is no right way.

Just the inevitable nature of it.

There is a quick way though, fanart OR go straight to your profile page verby....

...its like the universe is inside out there...

Did someone say psychological wounds? *Prepares mental image*

Hey, you're well on your way to be added into my artwork.

Again?

Oh yes... I have to have -someone- to poke fun at. I already have someone tangled in my web. [Cough] David [Cough]

Mwahahaha!

Evil.. It is so... delicious...

Really? It tastes like half rotten Rat that has been sitting out on a warm sunny day right after a downpour to me....

Shush!

We're supposed to lead the newbies astray!

B-but I like the path of corruption!

Well it's over there *Points to sign of Sayuri holding hand saying 'You must be this tall to become corrupted*
Say, that being your first post shouldn't you have... Y'know, introduced yourself? It would have been unnoticable if you had posted anywhere else lol. At least you don't make a thred about it ¬¬.

Um, um.. Hey, is that an undead butterfly? *flees*

(In all seriousness, I suck at introductions beyond the 'Hi my name is ____' point, so I tend to avoid them on forums.)

I'll do yours for you then.

"Hello, my name is Batty. I am a dedicated Jehovah's Witness, but have a strong fetish for Swedish Woman. Every day I lick Swedish fish while repeating over and over 'Mmmm... Delicious' (lisped, of course) to try to make up for my pitiful love life. I are also taking lessons to become a true Lord of the Dance.

In Runsecape."

But honestly, welsome to the forums, Batty!

No worries. I'm second in post count, and I never introduced myself.

Hey! Dont be dissin Swedish fish! But you can make fun of Runescape. That game is so LAME!

Why hello.

I'm one of your two chief options for corruption.

Oh? ...And pray tell the other Verby-kins, cuddlybear.

I do believe our sweet grymsy already has, Giggle-snoosh.

I feel so proud. Our little Grymcess is all grown up and... destroying people... [Cuddles Verby-kins]

He's already thinking the changes we've wreaked are a positive thing.

By my usual calender, that's a week of real time before they start insulting people on their own. So maybe a month due to internet filtering?