MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

/SeanConneryLaugh


Welcome, Eternie. I am known as mantalord, or, MichaelJacksonasheappearedinThrillerwearingMajora'sMaskandcurrentlyplayingagee-tar.

Such a warm welcome, thanks guys

All this talk of innuendos has gotten me hot and bothered. Where are my whips and where are the whipping boys? And Cale, can't forget Cale!

I think I might've eaten yer whips... I thought they were made of licorice

Rabies... I've commandeered a Pirate-Approved Whip Factory in Yugoslavia... Have anything to offer for it?

Oh, and welcome all over again, EW.

I'll pay for it, else Rabie makes a pic...

What will you pay me, Fro?

ill pay with one half eaten cookie...

Let's see what Rabieez has to say...

I have my own whip-making factory, thanks. Made by the enslaved orphans I use as whipping practice. Good way to test out the whips, as well as keep my skills honed n_n I appreciate the offer though!

Well do you now... I have a prob with that...

*Summons Moon to crash into Rabies' factory*

Now let's wait three days...

Good for keeping the orphans in line, too.

Exactly, Grymcess! n_n

And silly Manta, my force field is too strong for your puny moon to break through >.> *sigh* Nice effort though.

What about jupiter? Cause I'm pretty sure that's what he's pushing in the general direction of your factory right now..

In that case.... I summon you Breakthroughrabiesforcefieldamon!

Greetings!

I'm lfp6, and I'm pleased to meet you.

I'm 37, and my location is quite obvious [points to under the avvie].

I work full time for Pitney Bowes as a distribution specialist.

I have been playing WoW since October of 2005 on Earthen Ring. Level 70 human Holy Paladin.

Salutations!

I'm mantaLord, The Blessed one of Soh-Lar.

Hello! Hraddon here and just recently registered.

Hope we all have fun

Welcome lfp, although it looks like you've already taken the fun out of abbreviating you name. Hra-hra... hurrah?

Welcome you two! Crazy Lisa and her minions of darkne--

GOD: The only 'dark minion' you have is Kanye West and he doesn't really count.
DEATH: God, that is by far the worst thing you've said today.
GOD: I've been having some difficulty in attempting to resurrect the classics.
DEATH: You mean the Renaissance?
GOD: No, I mean boybands. At least then, I could deal with the complacency of the world.
DEATH: And you attribute this to boybands?
SAYURI: No, he just owes me a huge favor.
DEATH: God, have I told you how much I hate you?
GOD: Death, that is by far the best thing I've heard all day.

It's minion-tastic!

I still wanna be a minion, Sayuri!

Oh, and welcome, Hra!

GREETINGS ALL WHO HAVEN'T KNOWN ME!

Of course. I am always taking in applications for minionhood. We have a scholarship program already set up.
[Nod nod]

Excellant! Do I need to list my qualifications, schools, etc.?

Not necessarily, but you do need to be able to dress up in a pink frilly dress when the time calls for it

I can do that! I also have a mask that does whatever I want! What's that, Majora?

He's telling me to go lick a hobo. I must obey him.

You'd be surprised how good they taste. I think it's the alchoholic puke coating them that does it

Mmmmm... Hoboey. Majora controls most of my life actions.

majora

build a rocket-ship and start a sun colony

/majora

Will do! Come on Marjie, let's go smelt some steel!

The borg has become one with the mask

The manta has become one with the borg

Resistance is futile

Zero Wing

All der base are belong to us now, hyuck!

/Zero Wing

What in all hells does that come from

Zero Wing. Wiki it.

'My source is wikipedia. If I'm wrong, it's your fault for not premptively correcting me'—jabbers

Exactly. Wikipedia has only betrayed me once. That's it, once. SUCK IT, MRS. LIBRARIAN!

what did it betray you on

It said they were making a live action LEGO Knight's Kingdom Movie... with Orlando Bloom, Ewan Mcgregor, etc.... I thought the summary was a but similair to Episode III...

lol... I had a friend who once went on and edited a lot of things about george bush

Those things tend to get edited out real fast... The mods have their eyes on the George Bush Article at all time.

I once vandalized the Atlantic Records Page... I'm a nerd...

Someone needs to just Wiki every single webcomic...

Done that a looooooooooong time ago.

Really? You've made a wiki for wake up dead man?

Hello, my name is Threse, I'm obsessed with art. I'm 17 years old... (but not for long anymore >=D) I'm amused by this comic... though at this point in time also a bit confused by it.

In short:

Hello.

Hail and well met, therese. Go to the comics forum, and post some fanart if art be your talent. Or if it be writing, go to the fanfic thread, and write some fanfics.

We really should put up a sign that says 'Abandon hope all ye who enter here'.

Because you should. Seriously. It's a guilty pleasure like smoking or killing babies.

i do have to say that you get a good look at what sick s*** will make you laugh... sorta disappointed myself when i busted up laughing : / o well define normal and we'll call it even

We need something worse. Cause seriously, this place is worse than dante's inferno

Or watching a double showing of "The Last Mimzy".