[Puts on Wal-Mart greeters vest and passes out smiley faced stickers]

Ai-yee, this is going to be a full-time gig. Ooh, wait, I haven't even discussed myself yet. =D Wow, I feel really dumb.

Hiya, I am the Sayuri Kajira. Its a lot like "the Dude" from the Big Lebowski... except... not.
I be-eth twenty in mind and four in spirit. I live in the land of the beautiful people... but alas... I am not one of them. I am simply their gopher of sorts. I work the graveyard shift at a hospital pharmacy; tending to the every whim and demand of every person who passes my window... oy... when did I become a slave?
As for "animals" I have two squirrely roommates called "James" and "Shirpa." I also am the proud adopted mamacita of three Alaskan Malamute puppies: Bridei, Chulainn & Oisin.

Now I will resume to passing out the leis... Aloha!

Or even whatever's on my mind. Although you should be careful doing that, it leads to issues with the momderators.


You need a cow and a pidgeon. Then you shall complete the Magical Trevor Trinity.


Don't be silly. It's Verbose for Verbocrat.


Does that mean any partner of yours is committing ghost-paedophilia? You know, messing about with a four-year-old spirit.

Basically. I'm working on making it legal. After all, at some point I do intend on spawning Hellians like myself.

Alternatively, raise them to be nice. Then you get to see if blood outs.

We'll get a cow when we move to a larger property. Gonna live on a farm yesee.

Always wanted a pigeon...

Everyone loves Magical Trevor.

The tricks that he does are ever so clever.

So says the propaganda. But who is this "Magical Trevor" really?

Go to Weebl's Stuff and look in some of the older cartoons.

"Look at the meeesssss, in aisle twoooo.
Aisle twooo, that's where we found the Raguuu."

Hello new people, I will suggest to not derail unless it is funny because derailing is becoming somewhat old hat ever since David and I redid the Cheese Shop skit.

Greetings anyone who i haven't met yet.......

pfft, ghis is supposedly 'keeping an eye on me'
i wonder why?

say, sayuri, you dont have a second job, do you? your walmart attire looks...special

Updating on Magical Trevor, there is now a fourth. I have no idea when it came out, and I don't want to look back to see if you have a pig yet, but you'll need one of those, too, DMS.

Take a look at him now, disappearing a cow.

Where is the cow?

Hidden right now.

Magical beans?

Hello everyone.

My name is Zoran, I am 16 and work time to time. And I might be playing World of Warcraft again soon.

'Ello.

Just join in around here. If you can survive the first two weeks you're probably going to be okay.

I was lucky you weren't here for my first two weeks.

Though, my E-feelings were hardened during my stay at TROC and CS OTF.

I been threw newgrounds so I think I will be fine the first two weeks.

Hm.... I've only been here for 2-3 days, so it's another 11 days of trials out there for me :/

I think you mean unlucky.


Newgrounds? Oh, right. /b/ light.

Yeah, you might survive.

yeah, that was pretty funny.

You aren't being patronising or condescending, are you?

I don't think I could handle it if you were.

Geez, Flounder don't be so mean.

*Hands Verby a handkerchief and sends him off to Sayuri for a hug*

Well, tears aren't what I would have anticipated for my reaction but I'm not going to turn down physical contact that I can easily make awkward.

My sister will give you a hug.

In her room.

In private.

You should know where this is going...

I only see this scenario ending in a morgue or a theme park.

What I'm doing in either one is up to your imagination.

my imagination currently has a burning desire for you to end up in the theme park

I would think the morgue after Zorry's sister brutally murders him.

So, er, this is where we introduce ourselves? Very well...

Hi, I'm new! I go by Azellica online, though most people shorten it to Zelly. I'm 17 years old and live in Canada.

Just last week a friend sent me the youtube link for "Slaughter Your World". Hilariously gruesome. I was curious so I googled "Looking For Group" and ended up here.

It didn't take me long to get completely addicted to the comics. Haven't laughed so hard at a comic strip since Calvin and Hobbes. LFG is truly brilliant! And Richard, despite his... slight lack of morals, is my new hero.

So, yeah, hi everybody! I can't wait for Thursday now. ;

Greetings, welcome, insanity roams free beyond this point.
You have been warned.

Cerberus here,
I am 19 and a student
I live in Alaska but will shortly be attending school in Washington
I am a comic book nerd, a DnD nerd, and an O'neillian
I have played WoW but my account is dormant and am currently going through an indie gaming faze
I have been reading the comic pretty much since day one as I was a LICD fan before a LFG fan

I love the comic but have joined the forum hopping more for talk of scifi and books than to talk about the comic.
I am happy to be here

It also mills about in the entrance, here.


If by that you mean talk about zombies, their place in the pornographic arts, as well as a long list of other atrocities, then we're exactly what you want!

cool. I was reading it from day 9

I am pretty sure it is necrophilia.

Welcome all new peeps.... have fun here............

Just so you guys know.... insanity kicks in 2 days after signing in....

I would like to welcome everyone to our little part of the world and point you guys over to the rules. Just a quick minute will make sure you're aware of the regulations.

Also, I would like to repeat AGAIN to the elders of this Ghistocratic community that this thread is intended to welcome new people, NOT to ramble on endlessly. That's why we have the JJ.

G!

So what happens if you're already insane when you sign up?

I'm Warrax; I'm new. Hurrah.

Hail, and yes everyone's insanity is contagius

I know exactly what you mean. Richard is my hero as well, though I tend to praise him from a safe distance; I like my hair, skin, and ... well, my life far too much.

Also, I mentioned this in another post, but I'm a long-time reader, first-time poster (though, obviously, if I mentioned it elsewhere, this isn't my first post). You can actually call me Badger, just like the user name says; it's my name IRL.

azellica hit the nail on the head; I read the first panel and I was like "ZOMG, unrepentant evil and ridiculous humor! YAY!"

This comic is spectacular. I actually just started reading this evening. HYSTERICAL...

Nice! Welcome to the barely controlled madness.

Then you pick up your weapons and get assigned to a faction immediately. What else could happen?


Actually, I can't. I'm practically physically incapable of using proper names for people. There was a girl who I knew for near two years as Girl before I named her Toby.

I still don't know her real name. She's a good friend.

i have the same problem to tell the truth, one of my best friends is still "man in coat" in my head.

its always a struggle to remember his name...

...its sam, though if its not then *shrugs* that just proves my point

One of my friends, whom I've known now for a dozen years, I called "hey you, with the hair" the other day....

Hello, I'm Turain
21 years closer to meeting death (or Richard, whoever gets me first)
Living in Setubal, in Portugal (I like my city just because it was founded to worship the god Baal)
IT student, with some time on my hands
Played WoW for 2 months, then years later played EVE online for nearly a year.
RTS and FPS guy, but I enjoy RTS more, like Supreme Commander or C&C3

I found out about LFG through LICD, which I read for almost 2 years I think (actually the voices tell me it's 2 years, and even they're not really, they have pretty good ideas) and found in Richard a great and amusing character, that made me watch out for attacking orphanages and always have an incendiary object nearby just in case I'm attacked by one.

Xombi, real name is Keith.
27, married.
I'm in college, working on a PHD in Folklore.

I found the comic because I've been playing a Warlock for about two years, and made crappy comics in high school. A friend suggested I check this out, and I've been hooked since.

Anthropology FTW, what type of folklore are you primarily looking at or just going to be a general Folklorist?

General Folklore, but in particular I'm interested in the oral tradition and the mythology of pop culture.

folklorist? who was a folklorist? I didnt pick that up anywhere

Mythology of pop culture? Do tell me more!
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