This is too good a thread to let go...

How did Richard die? Theories, explanations, sarcastic remarks go here. The only thing not allowed is a "thread over" comment at the end of your post. (This of course does not apply to the kind and loving momderators)

To start: He got run over by a drunk coachdriver.

i think he was killed by a mutant canible orphanage

He was thrown into the pit of the sarlacc, to be slowly digested over a thousand years.

I killed him with my refusal to give him bandaids when he need them most. Did you not know this?

he was killed by shock when Lar killed the forum

No, Richard saw it happen and Lar murdered him in an attempt to hide his forum destruction.

He ate a diseased baby. Back during the Black Plague ('cause, ya know, that's universal instead of historical). Went toes up, then stood back up and belched and...viola...Richard.

He hugged Gutters, who then throttled him.

Damn straight.

>.<

However, I with my infinite awesomeness, can hug GB.

*Hugs Gutters*

i bet ILR had something to do with all this

I'll say it once, and I'll say it again:

ILR forced Davy Jones to tentacle rape poor ol' Richie-poo. XD

He saw my hat, then died because it is too cool.

He met my boyfriend's demon cat, thus instilling his hatred of all things cute. >.> Evil, evil cat...

my aunt has a cat she named 'evil'...
she named its only kitten 'ornery'

richard was slain by cenarious, and, in jealously, richard bestowed a grudge to return and destroy him back. unfortunately, the warsong clan got to im first >.>

i wonder what would happen if richard was turned into a cat

sooba would behave like richard, and speak teh lolcatz

mabey soomba is richards brother/sister that was cursed

yeah...
richard is an undead night elf, as to why he wears a cowl...
his brother was a druid, and shapeshifted inot a kitty, then tamed by cale........
..........................................

how the hell do u figure cale managed to tame soomba i think it was more the other way around lol

Sooba allowed Cale to tame him. After all, you have to think: everyone needs a job in life. Sooba's just happens to be catering to Cale's ever-present innocent stupdity.

EXAMPLE: Cale goes wandering. He spots a damsel in distress. Out of nowehere, Sooba lashes out at him and the damsel flees the scene. Cale becomes rightfully upset. Ten seconds later it is pointed out by Richard that the damsel was a vampiress ready to gnaw his jugular out of his neck.

In point... Sooba must keep the pimp-paw strong.

As for Richard's death? ...He just laid down one day and decided to croak. Then, as a somewhat cruel joke, a monk resurrected the poor fellow. However, the monk was ever-so-slightly intoxicated and managed to screw up his own revival spell. Thus, Richard awoke only "half dead." In a twist of humrorous irony, he devoured the monk's soul. In short - this was the discovery of flavor for his newly decayed tastebuds.

He gave my turtle a menacing look and then iced my elven boy-toy. I had to do it.

Yea, but he got away with it.

He died of boredom. That's also why he tries to keep himself amused by killing people/things

You can die of boredom? ...If that's the case, this job has depleted me of my "Golden Years." Great. I'll be just like Richard in no time at all.

I would lean toward him being ballsy enough to wear an *NSync t-shirt to an Ozzy concert.

Yea, you can. School bores me so much I only eat half as much as 5 years ago. A bit longer and I'm as dead as one could be.

That's it. I'm going to pump enough SPAM in you that Hawai'i actually sues me for their state being deprived of it. That's probably how Richard died - he became thin and someone pumped SPAM through him until he just keeled over.

What you want to tell me is that you're going to make a richard out of me?

I don't see how that is entirely a bad thing...

Never said it were. But I'd self-rezz afterwards.

Self-rez? ...I'm pretty sure the magical physics of that would be shattered for all time. Of course, that could possibly be how Richard became the living dead in the first place. He got his backside handed to him from the SPAM and then attempted to self-rez, only to awake and realize it only worked half-way.

Exactly. But I'm doing it while still half alive, so it's adding up to be fully alive

I don't think you could call it "resurrection" if you're still alive while you do it.

That's the point, I'm only half dead, making it easier. But I find it hard to rezz a real corpse. Only 50% succes chance

That's why they invented jumper cables. Stick them in the appropriate places and then charge them up. ...Like a battery.

That's why I'm using one. I'm trying to get it to work 99% by *starts brabbeling in uncomprehensible engineer jargon*
Maybe Richard got an electric shock from fiddling with those things...

...I like cheddar?
So, maybe that's how Richard died. You just outsmarted him... with engineering jargon.

Oh no, no he'll want to kill me! It won't work though. But then he'll kill me again. And again....

Pfftt... So the lightsaber will simply stay put? No brandishing it? Then what is the point of having it?!

I can't kill Richard. He'll be even more mad at me. Not to mention ILR

I'm going to stick with what I said when I was drunk in the last thread.





I've been reading the comics for maybe a month or 2 I'm not too sure right now (I've had a bit of whiskey). I've played many MMORPGs, and Role played IRL. This is my first post on these forums, but I'll throw in my 2 cents.

With His knowledge of magic, that when he was Human(I'm assuming human maybe elf, or some other humanoid, but by the look of him I'd guess human) that was a Mage, maybe a warlock, maybe even a priest. Either way He obviously has experiance with magical forces. after a death maybe protecting something dear to him. maybe a he was a mage that grew as a child on a ranch(thus his love for ponies) or maybe he was killed by a hero, or an army (doesn't matter some great force or forces) after slaughtering many living things and destroying fields/homes/structues. So after death he spent time on some Level of hell(as stated as "personal" in the latest comics) then summoned by a foolish person playing with ancient tomes(or some magical writing) or possibly a great mage or sorceress. after such he killed that person or they died some how then he roamed the (what I assume is Earth) with no objective or ambition(thus why he follows his current group in boredom and bloodlust)


Or maybe he was just a ruthless assassin(or just a bloodlust drunk) that was finally killed some how. and after Centeruries in what ever level of hell he learned great magics from an unknown force(s) and was sent to(what I again assume Earth) or summoned for some reason.

Or maybe he's just some Spawn of "Satan" (I'm an athiest, but Satan is the first thing that comes to mind in my drunken state) and sent to (what I again assume to be Earth) in order to bring chaos, and destruction, and he got bored after many(many many many many many...) random murders for no apparent reason. then came along Cale.


Which ever way it is. In a nut shell Richard is FUCSOME (awesome+Fuckin...again I've have a bit of whiskey almost to the point of which I would be throwing up if I have one more drink)

...And you're still coherent after a shot of whiskey? You have my respect.

He listened to sayuri speak words of insanity and it broke his mind causing him to commit ritualistic suicide to become a deranged undead.

But he never realized that one can't get rid of her so easy

Sayuri isn't that bad.

You're such a suck up, Tlovid Daaw, but we lurve you!

*pokes in face*

He died from sleep deprivation caused by scary ass dreams that involve ILR.

I may be a suckup but... you're face is... dumb...

a shot yeah I can do everything I normally can after. a few shots isn't the point where I throw up and/or lose my motor skills. An entire 5th though I wake up outside in the neighbors backyard naked being groped by the cougar that lives next door...

He fell in love with a Necromancer.

Need I go on?

Ooooh, ouch. I'll be feeling that one for weeks XD :-p

He got depressed that he couldn't go to Adam Sandler's show tonight and committed suicide :-(

Only because he realized that wait, he actually wanted to go to an Adam Sandler thing!