Cale, you better hope you brought your swords. And you also better make sure Pella stays in that tree.

Can trees digest?

Well, I'd start with the " Can trees become evil, gigant-mouthed monsters with huge eyes?" question...

Of course they can, in a fantasy world...

Let's hope so. Let's also hope that they hate the taste of elf. But looove the succulent juicy dwarf-flesh.

UM. . . Grym, there something you want to tell us? Got a thing for midgets do ya?

He has a Pella shrine in his closet.

I demand a new motivator to celebrate the latest comic!

Your wish is my command.

More like:

PHAT LOOT
You have to work for it.

Or how about:

GREY ITEMS
Not just vendor trash. They're collectible!

A few of us in our (WoW) guild held onto the stuff. One guy deliberately farmed all the interesting stuff- farmers overalls, pitchfork, nubless pacifier, broken "I win" button.

Don't do anything (well you can where some of them), but occassionally the gchat would start to get filled with links showing them off.

Sword Collecting

Not just for the physically able!

Where in the 13 hells did Richard find pink latex? Oh, right..Richard.

It might not be latex. It could be organs..

The first condom was made out of sheep-intestine. Maybe this is similar!

The fact that you know that kind of frightens me, Grym.

Ah, I love learning disgusting historical trivia!

Health class. The only things I ever remember from school have to do with science, or trivia facts. (the story behind it is that some king of england asked his royal physician, Dr. Condom, how he could stop having children. Moron couldn't think to just stop having sex.)

Someone should make a motivational poster about that.

They still make sheep/lamb-skin condoms. FYI.

I know, but this one was made with intestine. Not skin.

What makes you think they don't just call it that?

Because people don't go around saying their condoms are made out of intestines unless it's true...except for Verbose, he might say that.

Intestine is still considered flesh, and I'd think skin would be too porous to allow for the proper requirements of condoms.

Here goes. It's 4 pictures, but one large motivation poster. Here's hoping that it works.

Haha! Nice.

That's very cute, NA...

Nice work!

Hehe. Classic Richardy fun.

LOl!!! XD

posted this in the daily comic page, this is my first poster so lol, it may not be that good

Rape? I'm not sure that's an accurate portrayal of what Richard is about to do. Close, but not quite.

Man, I really missed his bony, pointy hands of evil.

We are very apperciative of Lar in giving him his claw hands back.

Rape? If anything Richard is about to get raped by all the fangirls.

and OMG why is the Borg here!? O.O

Saw this thread and it gave me an idea so here it is:

While I wouldn't have picked rape myself, I believe multani is using the (first player shooter) gamer (munchkin) meaning. Pick anything that sounds really horrible, and use it to refer to how badly you're going to beat the other side.

Edit- and the Tis the Season came up as I was writing this. Very cool. Now can you work in "locate and slaughter your daughter". Seriously, might was well go with wholesale slaughter to be in full LFG theme.

Here it is tell me what you think

Now, I'm sure you were trying to be funny, but rape should never EVER be joked about...EVER. Seriously, rape is not funny on ANY level.

I second that...

That's an awfully one-dimensional way of looking at it. Anything can be funny in the right context. Or with the right sense of humor.

It wouldn't please you to know about Rape-Bo then.

I betcha Chirpy gets alot of air-time when Rape-bo is around.

And I'm pretty certain it's 'Locate and butcher your daughter'.

I couldn't sleep last night so I read all LFGs this one just came to my mind this morning

It depends. In reality, it's NEVER EVER funny, I think we agree on that.

And as for the sense of humor, well that's a different kind of meaning of the word "rape" that's involved, IMHO.

Someone needs to read them some Filler Bunny.

Rape is never funny..Unless your that guy from Family Guy....

Or a fan of Jhonen Vasquez.

I disagree with you on two points.

1) It's not rape, it's surprise sex!
2) The definition of rape is unwilling penetration. Tell me, what about that is not funny?

I second the above post.
Rape, can be a horrible horrible thing.
A woman gets raped by a man.
Horrible.
But think of it this way.
That same rapist goes to jail and (Ironically) gets raped for a good 20 years by his cellmate bubba.
Funny.
A man gets drunk and shoots his privates off with a shotgun.
Horrible.
Goes to court and gets arrested for handling an unlicensed gun, but is left off because "It is punishment enough"
Funny.