Mmm. Jerky.


[/Homer Simpson]

Dedicated to all those overreactors out there. This...is how the rest of us see you. Nothin' but love, guys.

Very very true.

lol

Who appeared right after Rape-Bo stole the show.

Two new ones I came up with, i think these are pretty good out of all mine so far.

I wonder how much I would have to pay a random large man to yell that in a crowded area?

Alot probably, but it would be worth it.

Not exactly a motivator, but definitely inspired by the Little Dick jokes in the weekly comic discussion thread. Sort of.

Never underestimate the theraputic powers of Dick.

*grumble*

A guy tried to pick me up with that line once. I told him to never underestimate the disabling powers of a woman's foot.

But why ruin the moment with words?

Your logic is accurate.

Usually is.

Noted.

....>.>

*runs*

Running is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.

Yea. 'Cept you won't.

God ...

*infects the borg with a self-destruction virus, compatible with any known, or unknown, technology*

-Coughs-


<.< ... >.>



-Adapts-

This is soooo off-topic, but I think the Borg may be the most brilliant bad guys in the history. I mean, they're basically the Anti Mary Sue. They can adapt and overcome practically anything, survive anything, only become stronger the more you throw at them....

But they're bad guys. Not attractive. Definitely loathed by everyone. The Borg...would OWN Mary Sue. *laughs*

And on-topic, someone please make a motivator! I have to go make an apple cobbler, and I don't want to come back to a locked topic!

....damn you and your cobblers!!!

I wants to make some motivators.

Meh, you wouldn't want any anyway. It's all glutinous and shit. Blech.

*grin*

If someone pops out with an idea for me, I may try to squeeze one in before I conk out for the night. I gotta hand-peel the apples and such, so it might take me a while to get back here, but I wouldn't mind throwing something together.

I eats da fillin. I had ideas, but SG got 'em for me. Then tried to say they were his.

I'll think of somethin. How soon are ya leavin?

*sheepish*

I should already be gone. Heh, I got sidetracked!

Gimme a sec....I'll find somethin.

We believe a Foreshadowing motivator may be nessacary. How it can be done we do not know. Inspection is assured.

Well, keep thinking. I'll go bake, and I'll check in when I get back to see if I can't bash something out. This comic SOOOO lends itself to anti-motivational thinking.....

Yea. I got nothin. I want an alpha male one, but I just can't find a good panel.

Or line to go with it. *grumble*

I think that may have been record time for peeling apples, mixing filling, and making crust. Of course, it's still baking, but all the dishes are even done. Sometimes that alone takes me like a WEEK.

>.<

Anyway, I'll hash on some alpha male ideas, plus some foreshadowing, but right now, I'm drawing a blank. So I'mma watch some Sunday Night Football, look forward to Monday Night Football at my sports bar, and get ready to snicker when everyone at work claims I'm trying to make them fat.

I hate you.

Just, throwing that out there. Join the damned navy and bring some cobbler to mah shop.

I think I'd rather join the Army. They're the ones with the bomb squad, right? Yeah, me and explosives -- we're like THIS.

*crosses fingers*

Grenades are our friends. *strokes pretty shrapnel grenade*

*shrug* Aviation Ordinancemen? The happy lil fellas who get to play with all the bombs, missiles, killer seats, and pretty much everything else that goes boom or can make other stuff go boom on aircraft? Theres EOs too, but you have to be into diving.

Meh. I like diving all right, but I've never been really deep diving. I just like blowing things up. No, I don't have a lot of practice.

However, I think I love the chemistry of explosions more than the planting or defusing of them. *grin* I mean, don't you remember the first time you mixed together some Clorox and baking soda in a 2-liter pop bottle and screwed the lid back on really quick and then threw it as far as you could?

*fond grin*

Happy memories, those.

And fireworks! Oh, don't get me started.

...

Actually, this inspires a motivator. Be right back.

Sweet. 'S about time. I dunno, my fave was tinfoil and dollar store draino. Big band and bad for the environment.

...
Where do you get Clorox?

You serious?

Studies show that Wal Mart is a good place to search for Clorox.

Bleach, Grym. Bleach. My bad for using a name brand. *snerk* And to disclaimer myself, here, you gotta be quick as hell getting rid of that. If you're not gonna be fast, don't frackin do it!

I refuse to take responsibility for chemical burns and shrapnel injuries.



I wanted something blowing up, but hey. I saw these and it just clicked.

That is awesome.

Motivator has been put into the impressive category.

*blushes*

Aw, thanks, guys!

I love all of them XD
If only my mouse would start working properly so I can download images again.. (can't right click, sucks immensely) I'm seriously close to just going through the comic and writing down anything that pops into my head. If anyone saw a piece of paper like that they would think I'm crazy.

Or dangerous.

Both are acceptable.

Haha, well most people already think I'm crazy so dangerous would probably just get added to the list.

You'll fit riiiiiight in here, Marz.

Go to GD. The crazier people are there.

I don't know if I should be happy or unnerved by fitting it. But I shall have to make the best of it.. I mean, now at least I can share my conspiracy theories and talk about crazy-practically-non-existent-ships.