Sorry, i used up all the brain bleach with... well.. this whole damn last couple pages of this thread.

Look on the brightside Bag, Cale and Benny may be an item now but Richard's still single and available for you.

I am already his sex slave. And damn proud of it.

Would it be too punny if I told you to get off Richard's dick?

Yes. But it would also be strangly accurate. YEs i am indeed Gay for Richard.

Does it make you sad to know he loves the Fork more?

I am willing to accept it, IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

Ha you're his number seven, he contacts you when he needs a reference or when he feels cheap!

Again, my love is so deep i am willing to accept that! FOR ONE DAY! ONE DAY! He shall accept me as his one and only!(care-bear-stare)

See you keep acting like that and you'll never move up. Maybe if you get assertive with him he might make you his number 6.

You realize people egt assertive with him end up as piles of ashes and/or limbs yes?

Explain Pella then, she's two for 0 with him now.

Richards limbs grow back rather easily. Nothing to get into a tizzy over.

Yea....because benny always healing his holes/missing limbs XD

Less talk, more movitation pictures.

I had an idea for one, but I need a good picture of Benny from the front... and what fonts you guys use for those?

EDIT: Found the pic I needed, winged it with the font:



Also, sorry if this isn't original. Didn't want to read all 164 pages to find out.

That's a very good question.

lol

Velcro? super glue? magic?

i vote super glue...

Velcro? Suction cups? Bubble gum?

peanutbutter, cement, Duct Tape?

WWell, glad you guys enjoyed it and wow at no one noticing before >.>

Please. People have been asking that question for a good long time. It just hast been brought up very recently because nobody has ever gotten answers... ever.

Why, next you'll start wondering how those things stay on her shoulders. Is there no end to the costume questions, people?

Ahh my bad Ronin, sorta new to the forums (but long time reader)

Oh, I understand it. As I said, nobody's really mentioned it in a while and it's always good to hear the classics.

Now, I just need to figure out how to do a poster with 2 pictures and I'll be able to do the idea I had.

I'm going to guess that Benny uses an entire bottle of spirit gum to keep her electric-tape bodice on.

Duct tape and magnets.

Shes not wearing a shirt. What appears to be a shirt is merely paint or something similar that she applies every morning, either alone with magic, or gets the old guy to do it.

There's something disturbing about a father painting his daughters clothes every morning.

...indeed there is...

Besides, what about before they found Crunch? =P

1 word, people. Magic.

Look at Bayonetta, her clothes are her HAIR.

Anyway, we'll never know the truth. So let's chock this bit up to Rule of Cool and MAKE WITH THE POSTERS!

Ahem.

Posters please. This isn't the "How does Benny's top stay on?" topic.

Dunno how well this will work ... but I loved the comic so much I had to try

*snicker* True, true.

That's a good one.

I know there's great potential for new posters with today's comic, but my creative juice seems to have dried up a long time ago. More likely, I just have to devote too much energy to real life to stop and think up good motivators.

Change it to evil and that is pure irony XD

Double win. I like the other one too, but agree that "evil" may work better than "hardness". Still funny, though..

Here's one:



And I'm back to my state of forum inactivity. Till later all.

just noticed 2 things about that slap:
1) His tooth flying out
2) The dent in his face idicating his jaw was smashed
not that it would matter much, since his neck was probably broken, but definately most overkill bitchslap ever!

Its a Richard Bitchslap what did you expect? A little wince and a small bruise?

Considering today's(9/28/09) comic, I don't think you're are. . .

Ha! All the Richard fangirls are crushed because he's a virgin.

Anyways, atleast now we know Benny is a screamer.

Reading what you all say just makes the mental images worse... Why do I keep reading?

SHUTUP! *runs away crying*

Well, atleast i know he is pure (heh Richard Pure) now! HE SHALL BE MINE!

or he's like the angels in dogma...
or Ken, for that matter.

Oh dear God, now I actually feel bad for Richard!

Being a badass warlock does NOT make up for being a eunuch!

*pats your back* its better this way, now you will be Richard's one and only


......you are awesome, if only becouse you have seen the awesomeness that is dogma

Also yes The Traveler, he who goes from diamension to diamension, is back from his break! *bows before you all*

coming back and calling me awesome: You are most welcome! ^^

First a modified one from above..