QUOTE (Graeystone @ Aug 14 2009, 11:41 AM)

Long story short I did a bunch of Rule 34/35 using one of the, uh, 'less attractive' black elves a few months ago and ended up in an argument over the meaning of the rules.(Said pictures are no longer on my Photobucket account.)
Internet Rule 34 - If It Exists, There Is Porn of It. No Exceptions.
Internet Rule 35 - An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made.
I'll have to correct you on that last one. Your Rule 35 blatantly contradicts Rule 34, as it states that something exists without there being porn of it. A possible course of action to rectify this is to rephrase Rule 35 by instead saying:
Internet Rule 35: An addendum of the Internet Rules stating that if
no porn of it can be found, it shall be made.