Then burning at the stake because a stocking got caught on a briar. Why can't we go back to that?

Who says we can't? Present them before me, and I shall punch them in the jugular!

I suggested punching this kid with an incredibly cracked voice(at age 17) in the throat to see if he'd get a black people voice. It worked for a few hours.



And I bring forth my sister, this harlot dares to wear skirts a quarter inch above the knee, the jury suggests death by stoning.

Black people voice?


Just what, exactly, are you insinuating?

Hey it was my friend, who is black, that called it that not me. His voice got really deep and consisted of swears and the word bro. Don't know why.

Woahheylookthetopic

I don't think the word 'protect' is used properly in that particular context.

Hey, I'm in Spain using a dial up connection in a hotel which we need to pay for, so I've read nothing scince my last post and just needed to do this now, because it wont work in a weeks time. It also means I havent read any previous posts since my last one, so apologies for not saying 'lmao' to certain people respectively.


Now, I know this probably doesnt belong here. But I saw it when we arrived at the spanish airport and the idea jst clicked in my mind. Enjoy.

I forgot I saved it as a bitmap, so it took AAAAAAGEEEESS to upload >:|

Hey everyone.



Hope it triggered your funny bone.

I don't know about that one. My aunt's home cooking was made exclusively out of magic. (Read: Alcohol.)

thank you, thank you

Hello everybody! I´ve been reading LFG for quite long and have now become a member, mostly because of this motivator I just thought of. It´s my first one, and I only use MS Paint, so be gentle with the critics. Also, forgive me if my english sucks, only excuse: I am swedish.



Hmm.. It was funnier in my mind, mostly because I couldn´t find the right words to put under the big one

swedish huh, you should contact our senior swedish member, mr. easterband
click to see easter's profile

quite humorous actually, and there's a thread in the general discussion area to introduce yourself.

If I wasn't on a mac, I'd be ms painting almost the whole comic. I'm serious. It makes me sad, I have tons of ideas.

...But I love my mac. His name is Borealis.

http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php
behold, your savior

Ah, I would, my friend, but then I'd be making demotivationals out of entire pages. Thanks for the thought, though.

I made another one, I just thought about it, so please don´t kill me

It's been a while since I made one of these... but enjoy.

If this isn't a (de)motivator then I don't know what is...

Edit: I'm addicted to criticism, both good and bad... So please don't ignore me.

i like it, but its not that funny

I don't know how, but I suddenly realize what the SohLar were trying to do with that panel. And I'm staying up past my bedtime. Does that mean I think better when I'm half asleep? I still can't believe it took me that long to get it.

what the sexual innendo?

Mabey, i think in a diffrent way half asleep

Eh, I can't think of anything funny right now, I tried.

Pic wus deleted. 'n stuff. :|

Interesting...

No, I mean, that specific panel, not the seance scene. You know, the flashback.

If you don't get it, better use wikipedia.

It didn't come out as good as I wanted, but what the hell.

Kerrah, I LOVE the Janus reference!

i have a poster but i can't put it on to the screen how do i do it iv tried insert image

If you can think of better texts for it, feel free to share. It would be much better if it had an actual joke besides pointing out Cale looks like he had two faces.

I really need to learn how to make these.

Save the page somewhere on your computer. Then, go on a picture sharing site like Photobucket and upload it, and crop the image as you see fit. Then search on Google for "Motivational Poster Generator" and choose a link. Make the poster and put that on photobucket, then copy is image link and past it here.

i mean right guys?

I make my posters in MS Paint. Don't really know why, I guess it's satisfying to make things myself.

I did use a poster-making site to make some Warcraft posters like this recently.

I tend to use MS Paint too. I like to clean up and sometimes edit the panels I'm using.



LOL, that's great. Sounds like one I'd do.

It's a good thing that page came out after I went overseas. Otherwise... well, someone would be in trouble. Not sure yet who.

you went overseas?

Most of those are yours, you know.


That black people tend to have accents reasonably dissimilar to their local accent?


Macs ftw.


+shift+4 turns your mouse into an image capture device and you can take pictures of things on your screen.

Or you could just use Graphic Converter on it, which is the basic mac equivalent of MSPaint.

KKGKKHKLV ARE YOU SERIOUS.

That... That's just awesome.

And, yes, Triple H, I did. Quite some time ago. I had to chose between receiving a poetry award at a convention in Vegas or go on a school trip to Japan, and I chose the latter.

i know its not lfg but ghoasts post sparked somthing

Haha, I like that one.

Yeah.

Vegas.

It probably would've been colder than Japan!

Aww. Thanks for the compliment - I like to think that at least a good number of mine were funny - but I was actually talking about some of the really old posters that were added before I started my huge demotivator run. Let's just say they inspired me.

And I'm still dry on ideas. I think it's because I spend a lot of time worrying about my upcoming classes, and in general I just have too much crap to do and worry about recently.
Plus my book is packed in a box somewhere (moving sometime soon) so I can't browse through it looking for ideas. I like going through the book better than re-reading the comic online, and that's where a lot of my ideas came from.

I don't think I can be dry on ideas. Not that mine are any good, though.

There you go, there's a couple for you guys.

...You see how I snuck Pella into that last one?

If macs are so great, why is it the only time they're mentioned around here its someone saying, 'I can't do that, I have a mac.'


o.O

No, no. That's just me posting those things.

Because I'm incompetent.

I got this laptop a couple months ago, and it's my first mac.

It sounds like I'm just sticking up for the thing, but really, I am incompetent. XD

I obviously can do those things, I just didn't know how. See? I posted stuff I thought I couldn't.

I wish I had access to Hammerspace...I'd be pulling out swords and guns by the 100's....

you know, My dm made a versian of a bag of holding that could only be opened by the person it was made for or there relitives. It could fit a house in it.

I'd use hammerspace to store my pit of rabid, half-starved horny adult male badgers. You know, in case I'm not close enough to one of my satellite pits.