You know the deal. Comment on the art in the gallery. Derailers will be flogged.

G!

Yay art ^^....currently looking for the picture of Richard my friend drew me so i can re-post it...

Loving the art, 'specially that Gaia collage, looks great.

Silly scanner, you are not working so I cannot scan my first fully coloured FanPic!

well i took the pic out

Pics go in the pictures thread, please.

Super Gamer, this is for the actual discussion of the works, not where you post them. Oh well, first timer's mistake.

I like the new titile.... "Critic's Cafe"

*dons beret and sips organic expresso* Yes, well I for one think the linework in that one drawing was subpar, I mean, it looks like they used a comic scroll instead of a half spoon! And the coloring in that other one, my gawd, whoever thought it was appropriate to use that shade of mauve in any so-called artistic depiction? [/satire]

If this is a cafe can I get up and read poetry?

YES!!! Beatnik poetry, like An Extremely Goofy Movie!

*Stabs self*

Awww, Richard just keeps getting skinnier!

Raspberry isn't very beatnik, is it? 'Cause I go to cafe's all the time if I don't have a later ride to work. Although I'm usually watching stuff on my iPod.

I took out the picture for everyone to feel more comfortable at this cafe


And no I don't think poetry applies to this cafe.

Suuuure it does. It is a cafe after all.

And for the record, don't try organic expresso unless you can really handle caffeine. That shit is potent.

I could see Richard giving Pella a cup of espresso.

Drinking it black probably didn't help, but I'm kinda all-or-nothing with my bean drinks. It's either black or sissy all the way.

Because Rip wanted it, a poem:

Indecision
The door is shut, the window open
he gazes into the crisp fall sky.
A stack of fresh papers lie behind him
flipping and rolling in the cool breeze.
The man sits, stands, paces the room
nose wrinkles, fills with acrid smoke.
His cough throws him forward.
Picks up the pen, sets it back down
crushes his cigarette, lights up a new one.
Leaves the room, storms back in
he drops the pen, leaves the room.
Walks out the gate
into the cold October night.
Nothing written, his mind unmade.

I always had a thing for this one

All my actions of affection
Are met with stupid reactions and rejection
With the exception
Of one night
When deception and perception
Ruined something
That could have been
Good

And it's got that new-age beat to it too. *dons a scarf and black rimmed glasses as well*

Did you write that?

FEAR
The man curls in the corner, knees to chest, hands to face.
His palms clasp his cheeks, press against teeth, break the skin.
Fingers part and one wide, bloodshot eye stares from behind.

A low, primitive moan starts in his belly,
Rises to his lungs, his throat, raw from ear-piercing shrieks
It passes his teeth, his lips, his hand and on, into the dark.

The utter blackness that consumes all,
Envelopes the room, invades the soul
Destroys hope as it destroys man

The man’s breath shortens, becomes desperate shallow gasps
His heart pounds faster, harder, one-two, one-two
His eyes begin to twitch, his tears begin to fall

The man’s fingers clench, dig into his face,
Fingernails cut at his face and neck
For he now knows the truth, the is no hope for him?
No hope for us all.

He just had a vasectomy, didn't he?

And that isn't for you to know. Did you write those?

Yeah. I have a couple more good ones, but all the rest suck.

And no, that's Grymcess after goin into Rabies' house.

There's a difference?

Yeah, his testicles were used against him afterward.

Ahh.

XP

Okay, Gamer, now that you've posted in the correct forum... Woah! That's a really nice Krunch! You should get... Toffee.

Gods be damned Bibby, didn't we already have a talk about this?!

SY WUT?

Damned yaoi art, muckin up my delicate senses. I can choose not to read it if I sense something amuck, but how can I choose not to register what mine eyes happen to fall on?!

Alright, alright....I won't use the image code anymore...kk?

I like the latest one. Now do another one with a dark, mysterious figure climbing up the tree behind you and slitting your throat. ^.^

<.< >.> You saw me doing that?

Hmmm. I suppose that works. I could be distracting her by yelling while you go up and KILL IT!!

Sounds good to me.

Sweet. *joe voice* Let's do this! D<

awww

Something like this, perhaps?
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc91/bi...mi/File0250.jpg

TT.TT And i'm a guy!

Perfect. Post it in the Gallery!!!!

And why the fuck is a guy drawing Richard and Cale making out?

...because i can?

Bwahaha! I love murder. Even if it is totally justified. ^.^

I'll take your word on that....meanwhile I need to get out of that tree....

Hehe, it makes me giggle.

tell you what...instead of murdering me, how about I draw you something? Anything you want?

-pulls out a knife- HA HAH! YOU IS TO LATE! -dives off of a high tree branch towards Bibby-

TT.TT I'll draw you something too...

Okay. -floats back into the tree-

Yay! ^^ What do you want a pic of?

O_O I have to the power to control someone's will? FINALLY! Let me think........do something with the following words. Richard, chainsaw, bandaids, cell phone, baget, paper clip.


Or if you can't figure out anything from that, how 'bout what the Group would look like in the Star Wars universe? To go with Frosti's fanfic.

I starteds a fanfic!

Also, draw a group portrait of a vampric Carrot, Weird Al, and Richard. To go with mine.

*writes down the list* kk ^^ I'll try to post it after i get back from work