More then just flamethrowers! I might have to print it out and start taping it to everything...

But only to evil stuff. Stuff that can kill people. Like plastic bags

You could kill people with just about everything. Give me an item, and i'll tell you how to kill someone with it.

A tissue.

Good example.

McDonalds hamburgers too.

Aww, it buried my ILR avatar edit. XD

Awesome stuff, though. o.o I can see it going out more as a forum award for badassery.

Simple, Lace the tissue with Anthrax and then shove it up their nose.

Or shove it down their air pipe, without anthrax.

But then what the Hell am I going to do with all this Anthrax!?

And the hamburgers have been killing millions all over the place. Go go morbid obesity.

Send it to whoever you hate. I'd make a suggestion but the NSA's watching.

I seeee you....

*Holds up a mirror in front of the laptop* No you don't!

I seee me...

The seal looks very nice, good choice of color scheme.

I should stick that on my programming professor's back when she's not looking, she is certainly evil enough to warrant one of those.

XD

Hurray for my schemey colors!

the backround should be more of a purple.

Instead of just blantant white? I was planning on sticking it on a couple things, and im not a huge fan of backrounds, so I just kept it white.

It should just be solid purple.

Gah...but the crappyness of paint would stop me from placing it on anything that had a backround that wasn't purple.

I still wanna know whats with the box.

He drew that picture just to confuse people. Don't play into his hands!

How else am I supposed to get past his defenses?

Carr: Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in...
Luke: ...the box.

o_O

On another note, nice avi.

We are the Borg.

I noticed. You and the borg can stay over there. I prefer to retain control of my insanity.

We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctivness will be added to out own. Resistance is futile.

Resistance is useless.
It is useles to resist it.

That may be so, but I have Cake on my side! Hah!

Hmm, what do you get if ye combine the gnomish universal controler with a gnomish mind control cap?

*controls Fro*

Yay! Total control over the borg!

Sweet.

-Adapts- We are the Borg. We are one. -uses mind control cap remote on Frosti-

*chills on the other side of the room and watches* I need some raisinettes or somethin....

Doesn't work. First, all of the borg are under my control, due to yer nature as a single mind. Secondly, schizophrenics are immune to mind control. There's always another mind taking over. That's also why I'm writing in green.

*steals the Borgs' raisinettes* Bwahahaha!!

You must be such a horrible little person. Their raisinettes! How could you!

Heyyy, you finally figured it out. Good for you. *munches*

Raisinettes are.....irrelevant! -dramatic music in backround-

See? Borg don't care, and I get my raisinettes. It's win/win.

The borg get a Richard Seal of Approval!

We agree.

O.o I'm....not feeling it?

I'm tempted to ask Fro to Borg me, but I think my evil hair would defeat their efforts. While trying to add its distinctiveness (and isn't that the nicest way ever of saying "evil"?) to their own, my hair would destroy them. *sigh*

We believe its immune system may be too strong.

Let's find out!!

Negative. Cataclysmic results could occur.

Hah. And you call yourselve assimilators.

Incorrect. We are Borg.