Hehe, that was actually funnier than I would have imagined it to be.

*snort*snicker*Cale in a washing machine...
even worse than smothered in Ent saliva.

Why would I feel threatened? D: I'm more than happy to share th wonderful fandom that is Yaoi!! >:-3 The more to spread the evil joy of causing self inflicted eye-gouging the merrier! n_n


*chortlesnort*

This made me laugh XD Nearly choked on my popcorn!


No, I haven't gone to art school. I want to, but I haven't ;_; I took an art class in high school, but... that hardly counts I think :-p

An art class in high school? I took art classes every year since 6th grade, and I can't draw like that. I can draw, though, so I guess thats a consolation.

Not to mention all I learned [that I didn't already know or couldn't have figured out myself] from seven years of art classes was how to do three point perspective, and I've forgotten that.

Hehe. Evil Cale. Evil Krunch. Evil Richard would be redundant, so I'll just say AWESOME Richard.

I can't see the cornflakes one, though.

I've not heard of 3 point perspective before, but if its like what I think its like that could give some seriously twisted angles. Do you place two points near the edge of the seen to represent the far extremes of the horizon line then a third somewhat above and between the two to denote extreme highth/depth?

More or less, I think. They said something about it being used to view a two-point skyscraper from above, or something like that. I just ignored them and went back to making slug kitties out of magazine cutouts of cat litter ads and toothpaste ads, consecutively,

and what is your occupation again? if memory servers (and i've recently not been trusting myself...( then you worked... as a fast food person?

I couldn't access my usual image hosting site, so I used a crap one. Let me fix it for you.

EDIT: It should be fixed now. :3

Evil Cale is awesome

BAH!

Richard would so eat corn flakes with a fork

lolz

Thx Fro

Haha, yeah, I hardly remember anything about my high school art class >.> I remember we used pastels... a lot o_O And I don't remember a fecking thing about perspectives >.> Three point at least.


Not quite fast food there, Sassypants. I work in the kitchen of an assisted care center (a swankier nursing home). I make the food, I serve it, then I clean up the dishes. And the kitchen. I get to fend off old people with cookies >.>

None of you have done those dress pictures yet have you? I guess I am off the hook xD.

You wish, Nancy XD I just haven't gotten around to it yet!

sounds like fun....

It is

But surely, fending off old people with chainsaws and lawn mowers is even more fun than with mere cookies.

Pfft, you have no imagination. Cookies are far more effective in getting them to bend to my will.

on the contrary, chainsaws and lawn mowers was the most imaginative thought possible.

Any scenarios like...
Person: Yay! Do I get a cookie?
Rabies: No you get a backhand! -slaps-
?

You don't know the elderly very well then. With chainsaws and lawn mowers they'll just go "Meh, I'm going to die soon anyway, who cares? Put me out of my misery."

But, with cookies and other delectable treats, they go "Oh, goody! Something that will make what little time I have left on this Earth more tolerable and enjoyable!"

See? It's fail-proof.


*snerk* That's almost like the conversation I had with my friend at work the other day. We were sitting in the dining room having our break, and somehow Mortal Kombat came up in our conversation...

Elderly in wheelchair: I'm free! *wheels out the door*

Staff member: *in Scorpion-esque voice* GET OVER HERE! *shoots harpoon and snaps elderly back*

... It was a lot funnier in person... while we were talking about it. I don't remember exactly how it went, but you get the gist of it XD

Corset was funnier. Keep procrastinating and you will end up not doing it.

Who said I was procrastinating? I'm actually working on something else at the moment. n_n

Two points at the corners, one point at the middle of the bottom. All straight lines go towards one of them.

Two point: two points on either side. All horozontal lines go to one or the other

One point: one point at the middle of the horizonline, all lines showing depth go towards it.


That's not what I learned..


It's for looking directly at a corner.


She nannies over old peoples!


Better be good.

Actually, I think it's one of my better pieces. I'm taking my time on it and everything! XD lol >.< I'd post what I have done, but it's not LFG related, so neener neener! *sticks out tongue*

Yes! Ariel finally bought it. Thanks Richard!

Is it the Skeletor drawing?

Yessir.

Hee-hee.. Nice Mask, Fro!

Ah, you oughtta wear that next Halloween, Fro. Nifty. ^^

Hey, neat mask, Frozen_Sun! What a fun idea!!

*chortlesnort* I nearly spat out my green tea when I saw the Hctib mask XD Awesome job, Frobles!

I love the mask. Do you have the matching red short shorts to go with it?

Mickey mouse shorts XD

and a shrinking medallion?

No shorts, but we may have to construct a Papier-mâché medallion....

Shorts would really make it epic.

And don't forget the white Mickey Mouse gloves, too.

Evil group ftw!!I can't really imagine a more evil Richard,'cuz Richard's
the incarnation of evil...(yup,not Mandy.Not Trigon.RICHARD.)

Maybe Frozen can post instructions up so we can have our very
own Hctib costume for this year's halloween?I guess we also need a
red skintight suit(for the red skin) with a rat tail attached.

The rat tail is easy. Just go out and find any number of over-sized rodents, maim and cut off their tails. Then just nail the suckers' tail right smack-dab on your own tail bone. BAM, done n_n And as for the red skin, go get a sunburn. Should work fine. That or dump buckets of blood on yourself.

You should be able to find some in the fire swamp.

Or alternatively you can get some aupholstery cord at the local craft shop fro the tail, and stop out to the local department store or sporting goods oultel to get a long sleaved red lycra shirt an lycra pants.

What makes you think I havent?

Hehe, cornflakes.

The second viewing of the Hctib mask....it's like its staring into my souuuuul!!! D:


That's two-point, man. Three point is looking at the corner and the top or bottom at the same time. XP

i has moar artwork done by hand... but i'm short of SCANNERZ >.<

Sneak Peak: "Richard and Quantum Physics"

Oooh, reality breaking for realz this time.

Naw, two point is for looking at the whole vertical corner, the less-hurty-when-you-bump-into-it-kind.

*sigh*

*pulls out neuralizer*

*laughs at Grym's double post*

So like, I drew this picture of Richard riding a pitch fork. I'm too lazy to scan it though >.>

Either that or you're too scared we'll make fun of it! Coward, sheesh...

how could we make fun of it? You are the one who said it Penny