Well...just a few days ago,a drama group came to our school
to have a drama show about the legend of Mulan.So there's
this person called Ho Fat who (he claimed) was the evilest
warlord around.When I heard that,THIS was born.

Ho Fat:I'm the evilest baddest strongest warlord in the
pearl river delta!
Richard:Say that again and I'll give your a supersized tan.
Ho Fat:What?Shoving me under the sun?I'm -so- scared!
Richard:*snerk*No,it's a fireball shoved right at your face.
Ho Fat:Meep!
That warlord deserves it,for claiming what Richard obviously
is.(WarLORD,not WarLOCK,mind you)