1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.
4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) your half way to where your going and you turn back cause you relized you forgot your cell phone
13.)you pull in to your drive way and call your house on your cell phone and check if there's anyone home to help you carry food
14.)you start talking in expressions like: lol,lmao,gtg,l8er
15.)you put this in your pro because all this is true
Much appriciatred,
Birch's_Girl

I...I don't understand.

It's a yes or no question-answer quiz

That was pretty funny...I fell for the Question 5 thing

Same...

the answer to the quiz is night of the living turquoise

Lawl I fell for the question 5 thing too,
but the quiz isn't like me..or is it?Hmm!

haHA i didnt fall for the # 5 thing!!!....that might only have to do with the fact that its in my aim profile though. o well. love the poll!!!

D'oh, I fell for the five thing.
CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUU! -Shakes fist-

curse my bad observation skills. and my short attention sp-
wait, what happened?

Hi, I'm Sayuri. Apparently when you made this little quiz, you had yet to meet me. I am all of the above on a normal, daily basis. According to my psychiatrist, Dr. Phil, I am perfectly normal and as long as you don't poke me too roughly in the tummy, I can remain that way.

1. When I "nuke" things in the microwave, I usually put in my passcode. Watching things blow up is rather funny. If you do int and expect money, that makes you stupid - not sad.

2. Solitaire? Why would I need cards when it is faster to play it on the computer while I'm working late nights? Besides, I once played poker with playing cards - got a full house and four people died. After that, I stopped using them.

3. Because I happen to live thousands of miles away from my closest friends, I find the fastest way to keep in touch with them is via Myspace or WoW. As for my other friends? ...There is no reality. Watch the Matrix. It will blow your mind!

4. If I actually got up to find the remote instead of practicing telepathy, that proves my diet is working.

6. No, I have to wholeheartedly agree that my superiors are idiots. Enough said.

7. I don't nod and smile at the same time. That is a waste of too many braincells that could be used to cure cancer or perfect my Viagra Hand Cream. [Copyrighted]

8. I wouldn't burden them with this. They might stop speaking to me. O_O Until I resume my hobby of stalking.

9. There is no number five, so how could I notice it? Wouldn't I be noticing the "lack of" number five?

10. No need to scroll back up. I have clairvoyance. I already knew what you were thinking.

11. I constantly laugh at my own stupidity. That's not being sad, that is just having a chuckle with someone I consider very close to me. Right, God and Death?
GOD: I don't get it.
DEATH: Shh! She still thinks we exist.

12. I never forget my cell phone. EVER! Its like... permanently attached to my pocket. So, yes, I do have to remove my pants in order to answer a call and give myself a wedgie to respond to a text. You don't want to know how I take pictures.

13. If you had to feed three football-playing males under the age of thirty, you'd want a little help dragging in their food too. I usually call when I'm in the neighborhood, not in the driveway.

14. If I ever use 1337 speak, someone just smack me with an oar.

15. It is only as true as the person. Truth is relative. Stick that in your brain.

i never fall for these things like question 5, its sucky cos i dont get the joke

being observative sucks

No worries, Jabba, dear. We still love you.

i love you too lisa, in the "dear god please dont kill me" way that all hostages love their captors..

Excellent. Then we have a working relationship.

rofls, hmm im gonna go post in the RP thread. I havent posted anything crazy for my scitso char in a while.

Gah. My guy is busy not being conscious. I cannot post in RP

Val it was so cool i found that most of them applied 2 me, but im not ashamed at all

only one thats me is number four, and my house is about ten square meters so its not that big a deal. didnt get fooled by number five. BOOYAH!

I find enough of these on Myspace that I don't need to see them here.

I agree, we don't need these here.

Or on Myspace, or anywhere for that matter.

Personally I don't care, I can skim over these and never go to myspace, Facebook is where it is at.