cypher
Oct 8 2007, 10:52 PM
so far richard got shot\slashed\stabbed\etc' by just about anything and it seems immune to it all it just makes a hole trough him or at worse cut off is hands (which he then replace by the most dangerous weapon of all - the fork of truth) so can he be stopped?
if not it kinda lowers the suspense - hes superman without the kryptonyte (typo?) i think he should be possible somehow to kill him and it will add to the story a lot
if not every choice the group makes wont be as safe for them as - lets just send richard first and stand behind him as he gets all the damage so were allways be safe
heroes ( or anti-heroes in this case) cant die true but it should be made as they skill and luck saves them from it and not that stupid character shield that keeps fucking up all of the stories i like
MantaLord
Oct 8 2007, 10:54 PM
No, he's invincible. However, he can overexert himself leaving him in a coma-like state for days.
kantomesimura
Oct 8 2007, 10:56 PM
I'm sure there's some way to kill him, somehow. We just don't have the power to yet
Grym
Oct 8 2007, 10:56 PM
We've never seen him with his head lopped off. And due to the effects of an axe to the brain, this would probably be how it workd
cypher
Oct 8 2007, 10:58 PM
wow that was fast i just wrote the god damn thing
and thats my point he shouldnt be invincible he should have at least one weakness (it can be somthing as sickly and/or funny like bananas or being hugged by a 4 year old or younger kid or a 4 year old eating a banana) but it should have one
and i think cutting his head will just make him sing will breathing fire on his enemies
Rip Van Ishmael
Oct 8 2007, 11:01 PM
I think the Shamans pointed out Richard's weakness very nicely, if not...needlessly monologuey.
And how is having his hand lopped off worse than his head cleaved nigh in two? Even our technology can replace a severed limb.
Frozen_Sun
Oct 8 2007, 11:05 PM
I bet he'll die, but relive again, but have some memory loss. or total brain colaspse for a period of time.
MayArya
Oct 9 2007, 12:33 AM
yes, shamans seem to be his only weakness
i doubt he'll have another one, but its nice to have some stuff like this in the back of ones mind for... plot twists
pentheraphobia
Oct 9 2007, 12:34 AM
of course there's a way to kill richard
clone him...
cypher
Oct 9 2007, 12:40 AM
cloning him will only make more villages perish for no reason other then fun the clone will need a reason to attack him
The Lone David
Oct 9 2007, 12:41 AM
Richard's legendary, having two of him effectively kills both of them.
pentheraphobia
Oct 9 2007, 12:42 AM
what other reason would the clone need other than 'just cuz' ?
MantaLord
Oct 9 2007, 12:46 AM
Ummm... To serve as a genetic backup provided zombies were to attack?
cypher
Oct 9 2007, 12:58 AM
last i checked richard and the zombies are family
pentheraphobia
Oct 9 2007, 01:03 AM
but that doesn't mean richard doesn't want to kill em
HE DID SAY IN ONE OF TEH SECOND COMIX THAT HE KILLED HIS OWN DAH! does that mean he not kill iz othr fam'lee?
MantaLord
Oct 9 2007, 01:06 AM
OMZ IS TEH CONSPIRSAY!
Grym
Oct 9 2007, 11:22 AM
QUOTE (Rip Van Ishmael @ Oct 8 2007, 07:01 PM)

I think the Shamans pointed out Richard's weakness very nicely, if not...needlessly monologuey.
And how is having his hand lopped off worse than his head cleaved nigh in two? Even our technology can replace a severed limb.
He obviously needs his brain to function. You say technology, I say lobotomy!
GutterBall
Oct 9 2007, 12:30 PM
Everything can die. All it would take is a powerful enough magicuser to unravel his being (not his soul, because he claims he doesn't have one) from his body, then destroy the body. He may be immune to his own magic, but he's obviously not immune to others.
Or probably cutting off his head. That seems to work with zombies, so long as you smash the head when you're done.
Not that Richard is a zombie. But someone was right when they said he was related.
QUOTE (cypher @ Oct 8 2007, 05:58 PM)

(it can be somthing as sickly and/or funny like bananas or being hugged by a 4 year old or younger kid or a 4 year old eating a banana)
I think I know what Freud would say here. And, for the sake of tact, I'm not gonna say it.
Lunaya
Oct 9 2007, 12:35 PM
Ack! I'm taking that same psychology class. So, I think I know what you mean. Freud scares me.
GutterBall
Oct 9 2007, 12:37 PM
Because Freud is the prime example of someone getting into the field to analyze himself.
Kerrah
Oct 9 2007, 02:26 PM
A silver bullet trough the heart. Works each time for me.
Neomancer
Oct 9 2007, 04:34 PM
Here's my thoughts, Wish + Holy Word + Act of God
Or us Shamans to render Richard powerless and then lop off/destroy his head.
can you really kill the dead? Remember, immortal isn't invincible, he can be vinced! All you have to do is incapacitate him, lop off two arms, both legs, and the head. Then just hope no healer would heal him.
Let the Vincing of Dick Begin!
Neomancer
Oct 9 2007, 05:28 PM
I'd rather not speak of Vincing and Dick in the same sentence.
PurityAlighieri
Oct 9 2007, 05:53 PM
QUOTE (GutterBall @ Oct 9 2007, 05:37 AM)

Because Freud is the prime example of someone getting into the field to analyze himself.
No no, he's an example of someone already IN the field smoking crack. If memory serves, it was only after he said crack was good that he came up with his... well, crackpot ideas...
And bah, cutting off a zombie's head isn't ever enough! Hasn't anyone ever seen the disembodied hand that grabs your ankles when you're trying to figure out which direction to go?
cypher
Oct 9 2007, 08:49 PM
lets get something clear when i say kill it means kill no cutting his head which will stay alive but not being able to control his body
dead as in a vampire with a stake (which made out of a cross and tipped with holy water and garlic) trough his hearth in the middle of the afternoon right under the sun with a m60 spraying him with silver bullets kind of dead
Rip Van Ishmael
Oct 9 2007, 09:24 PM
Even if someone managed to find a way to end Richard's unlife, I doubt that would stop him. I mean, k'mon, its Richard. He'd probably posses somebody, become a poltergeist, or stay behind as a little demon on Cale's shoulder to annoy the piss out of him 24/7. And of course try and convince him that killing things brings happiness and sunshine.
Yea, the lattermost sounds like the best bet. Oooh, drawing idea!
cypher
Oct 10 2007, 12:06 AM
philosophy time
is richard so strong he can kill himself? or is he so strong that is immune to all form of death including death by is own hands?
Lunaya
Oct 10 2007, 12:18 AM
I don't know if Richard has to eat, but he definitely needs to sleep. What would happen if he refused to go to sleep after a long battle? Can he wear himself out to a point of no return?
cypher
Oct 10 2007, 12:19 AM
you cant refuse to faint it doesn't work that way
Lunaya
Oct 10 2007, 12:24 AM
But we've never actually seen Richard faint. I just assumed that he voluntary went to lie down after the big battles. Still, you're probably right. He most likely would just pass out if he didn't take the time to sleep.
iloverichard
Oct 10 2007, 12:48 AM
he's undead, but even undead have to sleep at least
sometimes. i think he'd eventually get tired enough and pass out, yes
Grym
Oct 10 2007, 01:10 AM
And that's when you pounce?
QUOTE (Dro @ Oct 9 2007, 12:45 PM)

can you really kill the dead? Remember, immortal isn't invincible, he can be vinced! All you have to do is incapacitate him, lop off two arms, both legs, and the head. Then just hope no healer would heal him.
Or bury all the pieces and leave nothing up to hope?
Here's an idea. Unravel the spell that keeps him from rotting
iloverichard
Oct 10 2007, 01:12 AM
everybody knows that undead don't rot. they just smell................. organic, and leave........... bits and peices here and there sometimes. they don't rot, they're.... just natural!
Grym
Oct 10 2007, 01:14 AM
Ah, but chances are this is because they have a spell keeping it that way. Spppoooooky!
iloverichard
Oct 10 2007, 01:17 AM
what if they are NOT magic users?
Grym
Oct 10 2007, 01:31 AM
Then their necromancer is.
Neomancer
Oct 10 2007, 09:58 AM
Actually Richard is more like a DnD lich than a zombie. Given his power I doubt Dispel Undead would work either. Unless cast by Sohmer of course Maybe Epic Dispel Undead
blood_dodo
Oct 10 2007, 11:20 AM
That won't work... Anyone seen "The chosen one" ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbY6hA-0fUnJoy... And see my point
NE_have_rabies
Oct 10 2007, 11:40 AM
QUOTE (Neomancer @ Oct 10 2007, 02:58 AM)

Actually Richard is more like a DnD lich than a zombie. Given his power I doubt Dispel Undead would work either. Unless cast by Sohmer of course Maybe Epic Dispel Undead
Hmmm... I doubt even Sohmer can stop his creation now. Classic case of a brilliant mind creating something he isn't powerful enough to handle. Then again, I may be under-estimating Soh-Lar's powers o_O
Dro
Oct 10 2007, 02:33 PM
QUOTE (grym @ Oct 9 2007, 09:10 PM)

And that's when you pounce?
Or bury all the pieces and leave nothing up to hope?
Naw, you bury all the pieces then you start a prophesy that won't come to be until after your dead when hope is all but lost, and brave young but naive adventurer quests to find the pieces and manages to resurrect the Richard to seal hopes fate.
richardthebest
Oct 10 2007, 08:04 PM
Rip Van Ishmael
Oct 10 2007, 09:49 PM
Hmmn. I tried to imagine Richard dying, and all I can come up with is Bugs Bunny-esque antics, and gratuitous use of the
Girly Voice 
.
Seriously. Just take a moment and try to imagine Richard actually dying [again].
.....
See what I mean?
HellFire500
Oct 18 2007, 05:48 PM
I could see an assassin poisoning a baby and then feeding it to Richard in an attempt to kill him.
Would it actually work? Possibly, if drinking poisoned blood was enough to kill Hakkar the Blood God eating a poisoned baby should theoretically kill Richard.
Maybe if you fed it to him in the presence of a shaman...
Oradow
Oct 18 2007, 06:38 PM
this entire thread is suggesting that Richard can be defeated in some way....
Well, you just made an enemy for life, as this ridiculous concept goes against the laws of physics.
Richard Forever!
EDIT: spelling
ajnintaf
Oct 18 2007, 08:08 PM
ok for those who play dnd faithffuly then this is how you kill richard. first you put him in a extra dimentionnal bag (i.e. Bag of holding) then you put that item into another back of holding thus sending little richard bits all over the multi verse
Rip Van Ishmael
Oct 18 2007, 09:35 PM
Mmm, Richard bits. That sounds unnervingly yummeh.
ajnintaf
Oct 19 2007, 09:03 PM
then there is the turask (bad spelling) he cant be killed so he eats richard there is nothing he can do.
Frosti
Oct 19 2007, 09:05 PM
Well, Richard gets half digested then and afterwards he gets out again
Darkryu75
Oct 20 2007, 07:02 AM
QUOTE (Rip Van Ishmael @ Oct 8 2007, 11:01 PM)

I think the Shamans pointed out Richard's weakness very nicely, if not...needlessly monologuey.
And how is having his hand lopped off worse than his head cleaved nigh in two? Even our technology can replace a severed limb.
I was thinking the same thing. That and having a hole through your body. I'd much rather lose a hand than my head or having a hole go through my stomache, kidneys, lives, lungs, etc..
Though Since richard is undead, and in most RPGs/fantasy(of this era) games and such paladins/holy men tend to have powers to vanquish undead or atleast cause great harm if not kill them. Considering the fact that there hasn't been a paladin to attack richard...or at all in the series for that matter it's had to say that richard is invincible....a monster hellbent on slaughter, and destruction that takes pleasure in killing small children, and comanding the very forces of nature...but invincible no. I don't think losing a hand would kill anyone unless they just let the blood flow until they died of blood loss, which you'd have to be incapictated or have no way to do so.
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