my first guess was msg, msg, msg, msg, msg, msg, msg, msg, msg, msg and msg

but after working there i found out that it contains garlic and salt(the sodium cluride kind)

so: msg, msg, msg, msg, msg, msg, msg, msg, msg, garilc and salt
anyone else

MSG, MSG, MSG, MSG, MSG, MSG, MSG, MSG, Salt, Garlic, and Crack.

I actually worked at KFC, and they never even told me. It was actually my favorite job so far, just because everyone was really cool. I'll have to go back sometime... mostly because my old boss still owes me a 40 oz. bottle of genuine Russian vodka.

You may have to wait a few years babe. At least if your boss was any kind of responsible.

In Wisconsin, alcohol gets intoxicated by too much you!

In Illinois there is a 17-year-old hiding under his covers from the psychotic asian chick.

I seem to reall reading in the Big Book Of Secrets that on 2 people on the planet know all 11 ingredients and that the recipe is kept locked in a safe at the KFC home office. Seems like the put alot of effort into keeping the secret recipe secret.
My personal guesswoul be :
MSG
Black Pepper
White Pepper
Salt
Celery Salt
Tumeric
Paprika
Parsley
Sage
Rosemary
Thyme (ok I couldn't help myself, it had to be done)

I definately think there's traces of cayenne in there.

And probably chicken. You need the chicken, Y'know, to make chicken.

Could be. I haven't had KFC in like a year and a half. (Cant eat there anymore, their food makes me sick even the mashed potatoes, and I loved their mashed potatoes) *Laments developing alergy to high concentrations of MSG*

I lament developing semi-allergy to mangozes...

heres the punchline
its pork not chicken

and according to the cooks at my restruant there is powered horse seemen

Everytime I go into KFC, i'm the only white dude in there and I feel so awkward because everyone's stareing at me.

I hate KFC chicken anyways. Every time I eat their chicken, I feel like I just drank a cup of oil.

The crispy's not that bad, and get the potato bowls. When I used to work there, I doused it in gravy and cheese.

Those layered bowls? with the chicken in them?

Guh-ross

And lazy

But I made them awesome... you'd've liked them if I still worked for the Kif-cuh. We were cool and tried to pronounce it...

I hear a rummer that KFC can no longer call themseves Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore, because the level of genetic modification done to their franken-birds is so high, that they are no longer considered chickens. unno if that true, but if you've ever seen on of their patented poultry, that alone is enough of a reason NOT to eat there.

There was a lawsuit involving the name Kentucky by the state of Kentucky. I think there was an agreement because they call themselves Kentucky Fried Chicken again... at least it seems that way in some places.

As for the 11 herbs and spices.

1) Salt
2) Garlic
3) Black Pepper
4) Cayenne pepper
5) Thyme
6) Rosemary
7) The souls of orphans
8) Soul food seasoning
9) Crack Cocaine
10) Kittens
11) Love

A german comedy show swaped the initials of KFC, so it's KSF. I would post the translation, but someone would remove it anyway

A german comedy show swaped the initials of KFC, so it's KSF. I would post the translation, but someone would remove it anyway

Lawl, accidental double post.

*bored posting*

kfc = wasabe + msg
with extra msg and a side of wasabe

aah but here is the kick you know the way you get that sort of greasy whiter stuff below the skin yea thats not fat it is known as semen so is the mayonaise or special sauce

Maybe its 11 secret recipes are from outer space and we cannot pronounce them.

Ever had a pan galactic garble blatser? That's definetly not one of 'em

guess not

Time to show my age....

About twenty some years ago there was a food columnist who had an incredible ability to reproduce recipes from commercial operations. She even got sued by Pepperidge Farms over a cake recipe she published (she won). When she retired she made a last round of talk shows and I got a transcript of one that had her recipe for KFC in it. Apparently, this is the "original" Scott's Chicken Villa recipe. The Colonel was furious that when he sold the franchise they began to super deep fry everything so he dropped broad hints about the recipe. There's a particular brand of Italian dressing (can't recall it here and if there's interest, I'll go find the recipe) that has most of the ingredients in it. It's a dry packet, that you're supposed to add oil to. Use that for your dredging, along with a bit of flour and paprika and then either fry or bake the chicken. It's *awesome*

thats cool

She's able to taste the individual seasonings? Neat-o... that sounds like a movie I got from a discount bin called Perfume. It has Snape (Alan Rickman) in it.

Italian dressing eh? hmm
Basil
oregano
garlic powder
onion powder
Parmesan cheese (grated)
Romano cheese (grated)
red pepper
salt
cracked black pepper
vinegar?