Hunter
May 9 2007, 03:20 AM
QUOTE (Verbose @ May 8 2007, 07:05 PM)

Wouldn't that be an understanding of the caps lock button rather than the shift button?
These are noobs I'm talking about, they don't understand basic logic.
iloverichard
May 9 2007, 03:43 AM
oh.. ok
Triforceelf
May 9 2007, 05:19 AM
ZING! Bullets deflected!
The Lone David
May 9 2007, 11:56 PM
Everyone, I wish to discuss UFO's, Atlantis, And the Bermuda/Dragon Triangles.
See, I have my own crackpot theory:
Now, everyone knows the whole Atlantis story right? Advanced civilization, sinks into ocean, yadda yadda yadda. I believe that because of their advanced technology they were able to survive, and continued to develop more and more advanced technology. Now their "cities" are under these "triangles" and are protected by a cloaking device. However, if something is directly above said "cities" it can see through the cloakedness.
The Atlanteans will not let their secret be known.
Thus, when something flys over their "cities" they sink/crash it, and use the scrap materials to build their advanced transport vehicles.
These vehicles are more commonly known by the names UFO or USO (Unidentified Submerged Object).
There have been several UFO/USO sightings near these triangles, so that just means that the Atlanteans are travelling from place to place, and know that we are stupid enough to think that it was a craft from outer space.
That is, stupid enough to think that until now.
iloverichard
May 9 2007, 11:59 PM
ooohhhhhh.... k??
Grym
May 10 2007, 12:47 AM
actually the bermuda triangle is actually just the fact that there is large deposits of methane under the ground there. when a landslide uncovers a whole crapload of the methane it goes up in one huge bubble which can sink a tanker boat in 3 seconds. for planes, when the methane gets into the air there height meter thingy tells them they're going up because it works on pressure and methane is lighter than air, while in truth they're actually going down (once again, because methane is lighter) so they move they're nose down and go SMACK into the water
The Lone David
May 10 2007, 12:48 AM
The Atlanteans have developed a weapon that fires large quantities of methane.
iloverichard
May 10 2007, 12:49 AM

you guys are weird.
The Lone David
May 10 2007, 12:53 AM
Here's a jelly bean, now calm down and stop hating on the conspirators.
iloverichard
May 10 2007, 12:55 AM
OK!!!

wait.. is it Tooty Fruity??
...
I HATE CINNAMON!!!!!!!!!!!
lol jk
darkdragonh8
May 10 2007, 01:12 AM
I shall bury you under cinnamon buns. You will be forced to either eat your way out or suffocate under the sweet, spicy press of pastry.
iloverichard
May 10 2007, 01:15 AM
yikes!!
darkdragonh8
May 10 2007, 01:18 AM
Cinnamon is good though, I have no idea why you'd dislike it. Right now, I'd mutilate for a cinnamon bun.
iloverichard
May 10 2007, 01:24 AM
cinnimon buns are good, but i don't like cinnimon jelley beans

they are yucky to me
Grym
May 10 2007, 10:37 AM
yes, cinnamon (almost) anything tastes bad
darkdragonh8
May 10 2007, 10:43 AM
Since that's a personal opinion, I won't throttle you. Oh wait, that was a generalization.
Spangley
May 10 2007, 02:22 PM
*gets a cinnamon bun and waves it at darkdragon before throwing it* go go fetch!
Robomanjr
May 10 2007, 02:31 PM
I love cinnamon buns, so full of sugar and icing...i have a major craving for one right now.
Triforceelf
May 10 2007, 09:03 PM
Mmmmm. All warm and toasty, fresh out of the oven... With sprinkles!
iloverichard
May 11 2007, 12:39 AM
nah, sprinkles just maked them taste artificial
darkdragonh8
May 11 2007, 01:08 AM
Yeah, there's nothing that says pure nature like gobs of icing.
*snarfs down Spangley's cinnamon bun*
Triforceelf
May 11 2007, 01:12 AM
Turns out a large portion of icing is composed of lard. Stomach that!
darkdragonh8
May 11 2007, 01:26 AM
Ice cream has seaweed, lip stick has horse, and fertilizer has waste. What else is new?
Grym
May 11 2007, 01:35 AM
man you guys are making me hungry for cinnamon buns. every once in a while my school has them for breakfast.
btw did anyone lose their red power ranger underwear? its on my trampoline
Triforceelf
May 11 2007, 01:56 AM
Nope, mine has the blue one on it, sorry.
:D:D
May 12 2007, 04:13 AM
Word of advice: Never sneak up on a guy with a shotgun who thinks he is being chased by demons. I learned that the hard way. (This rule applies moreso if you happen to be standing next to something that explodes when shot)
Hunter
May 12 2007, 04:28 AM
QUOTE (:D:D @ May 11 2007, 09:13 PM)

Word of advice: Never sneak up on a guy with a shotgun who thinks he is being chased by demons. I learned that the hard way. (This rule applies moreso if you happen to be standing next to something that explodes when shot)
Might I ask why you gave a guy that was doing LSD a shotfun? That isn't the smartest thing, then again isn't the dumbest thing done on these boards either.
:D:D
May 12 2007, 04:38 AM
QUOTE (Da Hunter @ May 12 2007, 12:28 AM)

Might I ask why you gave a guy that was doing LSD a shotfun? That isn't the smartest thing, then again isn't the dumbest thing done on these boards either.
He had it when I was waslking past. I didn't give it to him.
also it was pcp.
Triforceelf
May 12 2007, 05:59 AM
Shotting fun is good! Shooting buckshot, not so much. And what is Pcp? do you mean Pvc? As in pipe that hurts when you wack people (yet oddly satisfying.)
Blue
May 12 2007, 03:26 PM
This discussion is reminding me of Dead Rising with Pipes and Shotguns.
Grym
May 12 2007, 07:26 PM
and this post makes page #50!
post like crazy in this thread to see what happens when you get to 51 pages (1000 posts)
The Lone David
May 12 2007, 09:22 PM
Like crazy in this thread to see what happens when you get to 51 pages.
Triforceelf
May 12 2007, 09:33 PM
I think this thread IS crazy! I mean just look at those topics... It makes your mind melt.
Grym
May 12 2007, 09:42 PM
woohoo for mind meltage! it makes your heads taste so good... crunchy on the outside with a warm melted center!
The Lone David
May 12 2007, 10:00 PM
Like chocolate truffles...
I used to live less than a mile from the Lindt truffle factory, I could walk down there and get deformed truffles for free.
Triforceelf
May 12 2007, 10:23 PM
Meh. Truffles are ok. I prefere reeses.
The Lone David
May 12 2007, 10:38 PM
But could you get free Reese's?
That was the entire appeal, I would run up there once a month and stock up.
Triforceelf
May 12 2007, 10:58 PM
Reeses are like the best candy ever. If I lived by the factory, I would have to break in and steal them if I could not get them free.
Grym
May 13 2007, 03:38 AM
yes reeses are quite good, but truffles are also fairly good
darkdragonh8
May 13 2007, 03:40 AM
my favorite truffle was the rum/raspberry one. Now THATwas /drool.
Hunter
May 13 2007, 04:22 AM
Rocky Mountain Chocolates is the best, and this is completely off topic but it has become apparent to me that some welders I've know are complete fuck-tards if they are doing anything but putting two pieces of metal together. If any of you are welders and not fuck-tards I don't mean to clump you in with them, you've had to have met some of them in your time.
Triforceelf
May 13 2007, 06:14 AM
I used a welder once. After the class action lawsuit was settled, I couldnt use a wielder again. Stupid pyromania...
I3lind
May 13 2007, 06:49 PM
I hate truffles. Hate tem so much. My mom is the head of the candy department for Hary&David's so i grew up with the chocolate daemons for my whole life.
SeruK
May 13 2007, 08:31 PM
I've posted in three (four now) threads in less than ten minutes, and I don't even feel bad about myself.
Triforceelf
May 13 2007, 09:44 PM
I once posted on all the active threads on general discussion and half the ones in comic in 10 minutes and felt proud of myself.
Scarlet Argent
May 13 2007, 10:35 PM
Meh...and I was planning to read the whole thread. No way. 50 pages, not for me.
My name is not of importance, you can call me Argent. Originally from the good ol' small Bulgaria, living in USA, Chicago now. Recently turned 17 years of age, feeling old like madman. Well, what else I can say about me...I'm usually the evil dog on the forums, yelling and insulting to follow the rules. The Banmaster, when opportunity is given. In life I'm a bit easier

Interests...WoW, fantasy, RPGs...meh, enough.
Grym
May 13 2007, 10:48 PM
shouldnt you have posted that in lets introduce ourselves?
Scarlet Argent
May 13 2007, 10:59 PM
Er...just noticed that's not the same thread :|
Yea, 50 pages introduction are little way too much :|
Move it, delete it...whatever.
Verbose
May 14 2007, 01:02 AM
QUOTE (Triforceelf @ May 12 2007, 03:59 PM)

Shotting fun is good! Shooting buckshot, not so much. And what is Pcp? do you mean Pvc? As in pipe that hurts when you wack people (yet oddly satisfying.)
Shotfunning is more fun than both.
QUOTE (grym @ May 13 2007, 05:26 AM)

and this post makes page #50!
post like crazy in this thread to see what happens when you get to 51 pages (1000 posts)
I don't think I've come across a communal post whore before. Can't say as I'm pleased.
QUOTE (Triforceelf @ May 14 2007, 07:44 AM)

I once posted on all the active threads on general discussion and half the ones in comic in 10 minutes and felt proud of myself.
I repeatedly held final poster on a page and a half of topics and rather than be proud, I simply acknowledged that it was probably excessive post[whore]ing rather than take pride in an arbitrary achievement that can be accomplished by a monkey with a modicum of mouse-control.
I think only Scratchy ever repeatedly outdid me, and our whorishness still stands a testament to the lenience of our lovely momderators.
Grym
May 14 2007, 01:59 AM
im going to double post just to hit the 1000 mark. sorry in advance
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