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Feb 26 2007, 09:51 PM
It's atkin's fault.
spyderjaxon
Feb 26 2007, 09:53 PM
There you go, your first victem cycordeth...uh I mean...no I was right. Besides once we defeat the Pietamians you'll have lots of prisoners to take to your Gingerbread House.
Jimmy
Feb 26 2007, 09:56 PM
QUOTE (spyderjaxon @ Feb 26 2007, 03:53 PM)

Besides once we defeat the Pietamians you'll have lots of prisoners to take to your Gingerbread House.
Yeah...so, never then.
cycordeth
Feb 26 2007, 09:57 PM
ok...i dont get it...whats to OFFICIAL pie peoples name on this forum, and there capital?
also, wile im at it, the cake people too....and there capital.
Jimmy
Feb 26 2007, 09:58 PM
Pietamia, with our capital city of...umm...that's classified, and you're a commie Cake supporting bastard. So I can't tell you. Sorry.
cycordeth
Feb 26 2007, 09:59 PM
HEY!
i officially renounced my cake-men-ship after thinking about how you guys get cheese cake..and cake people get fruit cake...yeah, im with the pies.
spyderjaxon
Feb 26 2007, 10:00 PM
Cake is the only dessert worth having and we do not have consistant capitals. Makes it too easy for the Pietamians. Join us or no cake for you! And we are simply the Hordes of Cake.
Cheescake is firmly on the side of Cake! Pie lovers will be destroyed!
cycordeth
Feb 26 2007, 10:02 PM
well....cake is good...but cheese cake vs. fruit cake? no question who wins...and plus, theres WAY to much frosting on most cakes
spyderjaxon
Feb 26 2007, 10:10 PM
Cheesecake is a cake, we've already established this! Fruit cake is good in that it saps the enemies will to live and breaks their teeth.
(male half) Now my gingerbread assassins, take him back to the Great Gingerbread House for his rightful punishment.
cycordeth
Feb 26 2007, 10:13 PM
well, i saw that cheese cake was pie.
there was a conversation about it, i must of missed it when they re-decided that it was cake...well, stilll..........................................................................
..............fruitcake just blow. hardcore.
Verbose
Feb 26 2007, 10:32 PM
QUOTE (spyderjaxon @ Feb 27 2007, 09:10 AM)

Cheesecake is a cake, we've already established this! Fruit cake is good in that it saps the enemies will to live and breaks their teeth.
(male half) Now my gingerbread assassins, take him back to the Great Gingerbread House for his rightful punishment.
Firstly, it is called cheese
cake. How is there confusion? It has no crust, no filling, and it's not bad. It can't be pie.
Secondly, I'll be along in a minute. I just need to take off my pants and get the corn flour.
3VIL_L337
Feb 26 2007, 11:58 PM
Cornflower?
I've found Plain flour works better.
Jimmy
Feb 27 2007, 12:02 AM
Yeah, but see this will be when OTHER people are involved besides yourself. Totally different ball game.
3VIL_L337
Feb 27 2007, 12:08 AM
Dammit man,
Why the hate?
You hate me more then the KKK hates black people,
You hate me more then the Nazis hated Homos and Jews,
You hate me more then Smart people hate Bush!.
Why the hate?
Jimmy
Feb 27 2007, 12:12 AM
QUOTE (3VIL_L337 @ Feb 26 2007, 06:08 PM)

Why the hate?
You're annoying and I'm a bit of an asshole. Good enough?
Zasp
Feb 27 2007, 12:13 AM
QUOTE (Jimmy @ Feb 26 2007, 06:12 PM)

You're annoying and I'm a bit of an asshole. Good enough?
At least he's honest?
3VIL_L337
Feb 27 2007, 12:14 AM
A bit of an asshole?
Yes, just a bit about this much-
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Jimmy
Feb 27 2007, 12:16 AM
True, but at least the extent of my being an asshole can be measured. Your annoyance knows no bounds. It's impressive in a demented, useless sort of way.
3VIL_L337
Feb 27 2007, 12:17 AM
Thank you.
...For Whom the Bell Tolls,
Time marches on,
For whom the Bell Tolls,
*Awesome Guitarness*
Verbose
Feb 27 2007, 07:33 AM
QUOTE (3VIL_L337 @ Feb 27 2007, 11:08 AM)

Dammit man,
Why the hate?
You hate me more then the KKK hates black people,
You hate me more then the Nazis hated Homos and Jews,
You hate me more then Smart people hate Bush!.
Why the hate?
Am I the only one who notices how this is an inferior, more emo version of something RMV said back as Ohsoylent Mcgreentastic?
Ballscratch
Feb 27 2007, 12:11 PM
No you're not. I remember that. How often do you forget a quote that features Cortez pwning Aztecs?
Zasp
Feb 27 2007, 01:39 PM
QUOTE (Ballscratch @ Feb 27 2007, 06:11 AM)

No you're not. I remember that. How often do you forget a quote that features Cortez pwning Aztecs?
Not very often... I mean it's Cortez who doesn't wanna be that guy.
Verbose
Feb 27 2007, 01:50 PM
QUOTE (Zasp @ Feb 28 2007, 12:39 AM)

Not very often... I mean it's Cortez who doesn't wanna be that guy.
Aztecs?
Ballscratch
Feb 27 2007, 01:50 PM
I know I'd abandon deck for Cortez.
Jimmy
Feb 27 2007, 01:58 PM
QUOTE (Verbose @ Feb 27 2007, 07:50 AM)

Aztecs?
Fine, fine. Qualify the statement with "...that he didn't commit genocide against." Sheesh. Happy now, Mr. Picky?
Ballscratch
Feb 27 2007, 02:01 PM
Aztecs or Mayans, who would win?
Verbose
Feb 27 2007, 02:30 PM
QUOTE (Ballscratch @ Feb 28 2007, 01:01 AM)

Aztecs or Mayans, who would win?
The viewing public!
Ballscratch
Feb 27 2007, 02:37 PM
Only if a T-Rex was involved.
Jimmy
Feb 27 2007, 02:41 PM
At least until someone ninja kicked it in the head.
Verbose
Feb 27 2007, 02:44 PM
Well, hyeah. It's a given.
Ballscratch
Feb 27 2007, 02:51 PM
Ninja-kick?
Verbose
Feb 27 2007, 03:10 PM
Rght inna fase.
Ballscratch
Feb 27 2007, 03:16 PM
Goes with my 'Knock out a Raptor' life goal, so I approve.
Verbose
Feb 27 2007, 04:08 PM
New life goal: Knock up a raptor.
Ballscratch
Feb 27 2007, 04:12 PM
New life goal: Watch Verbose rape an unconcious raptor.
cycordeth
Feb 27 2007, 04:21 PM
QUOTE (Ballscratch @ Feb 27 2007, 08:12 AM)

New life goal: Watch Verbose rape an unconcious raptor.
ehhhhhhhhhh???????
wow.....that is a pretty cool life goal.
Ballscratch
Feb 27 2007, 04:23 PM
And the best part is Verbose will enjoy it too.
Jimmy
Feb 27 2007, 04:58 PM
Not as much as the raptor. They're notorious sluts.
Ballscratch
Feb 27 2007, 05:00 PM
Even unconcious raptors know when they're getting 'sum.
cycordeth
Feb 27 2007, 05:51 PM
and will this be a male or famale raptor????
Jimmy
Feb 27 2007, 06:35 PM
Well if it's gonna get knocked up, let's assume female.
cycordeth
Feb 27 2007, 06:45 PM
haha, well...you never know...verbose could be into the guy raptors
Jimmy
Feb 27 2007, 07:08 PM
It's entirely possible. However, from a statistical standpoint, the male of any species, and especially raptors, have a harder time getting pregnant. I know, I was surprised too.
anonymityisbest
Feb 27 2007, 07:47 PM
unless verb is into both. im sure he'll find a way to do it...
cycordeth
Feb 27 2007, 10:08 PM
WHAT???
male raptors cant get prego??
when did this happen!
im outraged
Jimmy
Feb 28 2007, 12:33 AM
Last Wednesday. You didn't get the memo?
3VIL_L337
Feb 28 2007, 12:40 AM
You mean i wasted a night, a bottle of cognac, and $500!?
Zasp
Feb 28 2007, 01:16 AM
QUOTE (3VIL_L337 @ Feb 27 2007, 06:40 PM)

You mean i wasted a night, a bottle of cognac, and $500!?
Wouldn't you mean put it to good use?
3VIL_L337
Feb 28 2007, 01:16 AM
If they cant get pregnant i find it to be a waste.
Verbose
Feb 28 2007, 09:13 AM
QUOTE (Jimmy @ Feb 28 2007, 05:35 AM)

Well if it's gonna get knocked up, let's assume female.
Let's not be too hasty. We haven't ruled out mpreg yet, so if this were Harry Potter fanfiction that would make me Harry and the raptor becomes Snape. Then we have sex due to a) a spell and/or B ) secret hardcore gay lust. He falls pregnant and becomes a woman in all but genitals, which I proceed to lacerate with my teeth.
Because middle aged women writing about homosexual sex between a teen and a man in his mid thirties who hates said boy are kinky as hell.
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