Jimmy
Feb 23 2007, 10:01 PM
QUOTE (cycordeth @ Feb 23 2007, 04:00 PM)

but sadly...im a little to big to be squished by a shoe.....
Nothing is impossible, given enough time and force. And trust me, we've got all the time in the world when it comes to emo beatin...
Kayhynn
Feb 23 2007, 10:05 PM
QUOTE (cycordeth @ Feb 23 2007, 04:00 PM)

yeah...you guys are nice..... lol
but sadly...im a little to big to be squished by a shoe.....
I'm not nice at all. Wait till you get to know me.
cycordeth
Feb 23 2007, 10:05 PM
YAY!
just like old times!
but wait...im the emo thats getting beat? shhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyy..........lol
Ezreal
Feb 24 2007, 12:23 AM
Shoes?!?!Frying pans?!?!!?This Emo deserves to be tortured slowly!Use that chinese water trick or rip off his fingernails.
You deserve this for taking away my thread makking points!
soylent_greentastic
Feb 24 2007, 01:23 AM
QUOTE (cycordeth @ Feb 23 2007, 01:37 PM)

wow!
did not expect that from this topic...lol
but yes..rubbers do take away feeling, but gess what? i would rather take a little longer to get off, then have a baby. yeah...thats not that hard of a choice for me...idk about you guys...
(p.s.-i'm and advanced member....oooooooh, ahhhhhh, special.....i thought it would take like....hundreds and hundreds of posts....)
If youre going to have a baby immediatley after, why bother with a condom?
anonymityisbest
Feb 24 2007, 01:30 AM
lolz i think he meant rather than.
but i still like james reasoning.
Verbose
Feb 24 2007, 11:32 AM
QUOTE (Ezreal @ Feb 24 2007, 11:23 AM)

Shoes?!?!Frying pans?!?!!?This Emo deserves to be tortured slowly!Use that chinese water trick or rip off his fingernails.
That's amateur hour. I can do more with a cup of flour and a hairpin.
Durafein
Feb 24 2007, 02:52 PM
A cup of flour and a hairpin? Please teach me your art of torture then Oh Mighty Verbose.
Ezreal
Feb 24 2007, 04:37 PM
QUOTE (Verbose @ Feb 24 2007, 11:32 AM)

That's amateur hour. I can do more with a cup of flour and a hairpin.
Oh my god he's Mcgyver.
Jimmy
Feb 24 2007, 04:52 PM
MacGuyver wouldn't need the cup of flour. It's a crutch, really. For those who have yet to master the art.
cycordeth
Feb 25 2007, 01:29 AM
wow....im still alive and posting..your talking about me like im a piece of toutureable meat....but yeah. pleas ego on with explaining how you can torture me with a ahairpin and a cup of flower...thta sounds interesting...
anonymityisbest
Feb 25 2007, 01:42 AM
you should see what he can do with a nylon and a penny.
Phedre
Feb 25 2007, 04:34 AM
QUOTE (Verbose @ Feb 24 2007, 05:32 AM)

That's amateur hour. I can do more with a cup of flour and a hairpin.
That's from a Pratchett, isn't it? Vimes threatens someone with it. I'm almost positive.
Kayhynn
Feb 25 2007, 05:09 AM
I have determined that my knee has a magnatism to the ground. Dont kow why but it does.
Translation I sprained my ankle and fell straight down on the same hurt knee....AGAIN
JEsus....i need to just get lazy and not do anything so i dont get hurt
Ballscratch
Feb 25 2007, 09:13 AM
See, with a perverted mind, one could come to the conclusion that you spend a lot of time on your knees.
Fortunately for you, I keep all the perverted minds in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Verbose
Feb 25 2007, 01:06 PM
QUOTE (Phedre @ Feb 25 2007, 03:34 PM)

That's from a Pratchett, isn't it? Vimes threatens someone with it. I'm almost positive.
No, but the type of threat is very Pratchettesque.
QUOTE (Kayhynn @ Feb 25 2007, 04:09 PM)

JEsus....i need to just get lazy
Hm. I read that as "I need to just get laid" and went to a happy place.
QUOTE (Ballscratch @ Feb 25 2007, 08:13 PM)

Fortunately for you, I keep all the perverted minds in the Mushroom Kingdom.
I don't live in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Ballscratch
Feb 25 2007, 01:09 PM
A fact I am quite remorseful of.
3VIL_L337
Feb 26 2007, 01:38 AM
Im not.
Kayhynn
Feb 26 2007, 03:38 AM
QUOTE (Verbose @ Feb 25 2007, 07:06 AM)

Hm. I read that as "I need to just get laid" and went to a happy place.
That too.
And I really dont need anything to torture people...just give me some quiete one on one time with said victim....
Ballscratch
Feb 26 2007, 01:08 PM
The new James Bond film gave me an interesting idea for how to torture people...
Make them watch James Bond constantly.
Zasp
Feb 26 2007, 03:57 PM
QUOTE (Ballscratch @ Feb 26 2007, 07:08 AM)

The new James Bond film gave me an interesting idea for how to torture people...
Make them watch James Bond constantly.
It was that bad? I've yet to see it.
Ballscratch
Feb 26 2007, 04:07 PM
No, actually I loved it.
It's the old ones I hate.
The new one I actually saw 3 times.
Zasp
Feb 26 2007, 04:12 PM
QUOTE (Ballscratch @ Feb 26 2007, 10:07 AM)

No, actually I loved it.
It's the old ones I hate.
The new one I actually saw 3 times.
Wait you don't like the ones with Sean Connery? I mean not all of them are good but I don't think it be torture...
I'd kill myself if I had to watch Miami Vice more then once, though...
Ballscratch
Feb 26 2007, 04:17 PM
I've read the books, I think Connery murdered the part. And Roger Moore pissed on the grave.
Zasp
Feb 26 2007, 04:19 PM
QUOTE (Ballscratch @ Feb 26 2007, 10:17 AM)

I've read the books, I think Connery murdered the part. And Roger Moore pissed on the grave.
Haha fair nuff... and yes if you read the books most of them do pale in comparrison but when is that not true? and I hated Roger Moore...
spyderjaxon
Feb 26 2007, 04:26 PM
::pokes stick in the hornet's nest::
I don't like...Bond...in fact I hate the whole series...
Ballscratch
Feb 26 2007, 04:26 PM
Damn American.
Zasp
Feb 26 2007, 04:27 PM
QUOTE (spyderjaxon @ Feb 26 2007, 10:26 AM)

::pokes stick in the hornet's nest::
I don't like...Bond...in fact I hate the whole series...
?? what nest... Everyone is entitled to there own opinions... So you don't like bond... woopie.
spyderjaxon
Feb 26 2007, 04:32 PM
You are probably the first Bond fan to ever say that(to me anyway)...What can I say here? Oh right, thank you.(Seriously, thanks)
Carry on then.
Ballscratch
Feb 26 2007, 04:32 PM
And the American I was refering to was Moore.
cycordeth
Feb 26 2007, 06:08 PM
wow...im gone for 2 days and all that goes on is that we find out that kayhynn likes to be on her knees and needs to get laid?
you disappoint me forum peoples...HAHA
Ballscratch
Feb 26 2007, 06:10 PM
I will break you. And where have you been?
cycordeth
Feb 26 2007, 06:19 PM
ive been outa town, visiting my cousin.
Kayhynn
Feb 26 2007, 06:21 PM
Well duh if thats all you learned this weekend you should have been reading between the lines before now.
Sheesh.
cycordeth
Feb 26 2007, 06:26 PM
HAHA...well, know i know!
but ive been here for like...5 days, not to long. lol, how am i supposed to know im supposed to read between the lines like...."hey every body" must mean "I WANT SEX!!" right??
HAHA,
beachbum
Feb 26 2007, 07:07 PM
What is going on with all of these forums, 90% of the post have nothing to do with the subject matter of the thread... What a joke they have become.
Zasp
Feb 26 2007, 07:11 PM
QUOTE (beachbum @ Feb 26 2007, 01:07 PM)

What is going on with all of these forums, 90% of the post have nothing to do with the subject matter of the thread... What a joke they have become.

Haha beachbum this one is actually suppose to be all over the place... the other ones... I can't speak for.
beachbum
Feb 26 2007, 08:20 PM
QUOTE (Zasp @ Feb 26 2007, 02:11 PM)

Haha beachbum this one is actually suppose to be all over the place... the other ones... I can't speak for.
That is what I meant, AND WHY I put the comment here, Most of the threads on this entire forum (not the Jibber Jabber) are all off topic, I have given up trying to follow them anymore, they should all be deleted ... If you can't post on topic, Put it here or go into a chat room....
Jimmy
Feb 26 2007, 08:22 PM
Technically, this whole forum is now fair game, although I think that may just have been because the mods gave up on policing it and just changed the policy to give everyone fair warning.
Verbose
Feb 26 2007, 08:31 PM
QUOTE (Zasp @ Feb 27 2007, 03:27 AM)

Everyone is entitled to there own opinions
Lies. Everyone is entitled to my opinion because I'm awesome, and the opinions of Kay and Ghis because that can destroy you. Any other opinions exist only so far as they are not too objectionable.
QUOTE (beachbum @ Feb 27 2007, 06:07 AM)

What a joke they have become.
Become?
Oh, and sorry that a topic comprised of complaining about spam (which our mods do a decent job of removing, given the amount) didn't continue bitching on topic. Truly, in this subforum, we have derailed the topics of gods.
QUOTE (Jimmy @ Feb 27 2007, 07:22 AM)

Technically, this whole forum is now fair game, although I think that may just have been because the mods gave up on policing it and just changed the policy to give everyone fair warning.
Well, the less policing in this one comes wth more policing in the other one because they're about the comic itself and, as I undersyand it, Sohmer and Lars like to be able to find out peoples opinions on said comic without having to hear my views on rectal surgery (I'm for it).
Jimmy
Feb 26 2007, 08:33 PM
QUOTE (Verbose @ Feb 26 2007, 02:31 PM)

Well, the less policing in this one comes wth more policing in the other one because they're about the comic itself and, as I undersyand it, Sohmer and Lars like to be able to find out peoples opinions on said comic without having to hear my views on rectal surgery (I'm for it).
Oh I agree, I just think that the original intent was to have more policing in ALL the forums, and this one just turned into such a madhouse, they gave up on it. Not that it's a bad thing, I'm just sayin...
spyderjaxon
Feb 26 2007, 08:38 PM
IMHO, it's a good thing. I respect the no derailing on the other two forums. However the very title general discussion opens it up to change. I am happy the mods let our chains loose in here. It makes things more fun.
Jimmy
Feb 26 2007, 08:46 PM
Oh I agree. I think beachbum is still cliinging to some of that...whatchamacallit....sanity.
spyderjaxon
Feb 26 2007, 08:48 PM
meh...what's so good about it?
It's the "normal" people that scare me...
Verbose
Feb 26 2007, 08:54 PM
QUOTE (spyderjaxon @ Feb 27 2007, 07:48 AM)

It's the "normal" people that scare me...
Ah, excellent! A wonderful viewpoint. Step inside my gingerbread house and we can discuss the folly of "normality"
Jimmy
Feb 26 2007, 09:07 PM
That's a trick!
spyderjaxon
Feb 26 2007, 09:27 PM
Much as I love ya, Verbose...I ain't going anywhere alone with you. You'll do things to scar my psyche. I'd like it to remain the way it is.
Verbose
Feb 26 2007, 09:43 PM
No one EVER comes into my gingerbread house.
cycordeth
Feb 26 2007, 09:49 PM
i'll come in!
aww yay! do i get cookies now? ANYTHINGS worth a cupple cookies!
Jimmy
Feb 26 2007, 09:51 PM
QUOTE (Verbose @ Feb 26 2007, 03:43 PM)

No one EVER comes into my gingerbread house.
Perhaps if you took down the "Abandon hope all ye who enter here" sign above the door...
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