Verbose
Feb 20 2007, 03:21 PM
QUOTE (Jimmy @ Feb 21 2007, 01:45 AM)

That's not just a Western thing, that's any society, anywhere.
Yeah, but some cultures have facets that aren't directly geared to mind-destruction.
QUOTE (Ballscratch @ Feb 21 2007, 01:56 AM)

And what about Lord Of The Flies?
Man, that dude sucks.
Besides from being a bad book, it carries the underlying message that if you don't follow the Rules, then nothing but horrible fate will come your way.
Ballscratch
Feb 20 2007, 03:27 PM
But in the movie, a fat kid gets squashed by a giant rock.
Surely that makes it all worth it?
Durafein
Feb 20 2007, 03:31 PM
QUOTE (Ballscratch @ Feb 20 2007, 03:27 PM)

But in the movie, a fat kid gets squashed by a giant rock.
Surely that makes it all worth it?
Of course. I mean who doesn't like watching a fat kid getting squashed by a rock?
Ballscratch
Feb 20 2007, 03:38 PM
Best weight-awareness campaign in history.
Durafein
Feb 20 2007, 03:42 PM
Do You mean the "Loss weight now or we crack your head open is a rock" campaign?
Verbose
Feb 20 2007, 03:43 PM
QUOTE (Ballscratch @ Feb 21 2007, 02:27 AM)

But in the movie, a fat kid gets squashed by a giant rock.
Surely that makes it all worth it?
It's like B-Teen movies. One and a half hours to see some squashed boob.
QUOTE (Durafein @ Feb 21 2007, 02:31 AM)

Of course. I mean who doesn't like watching a fat kid getting squashed by a rock?
It should. It really should. But it don't.
Ballscratch
Feb 20 2007, 03:48 PM
You need help.
Verbose
Feb 20 2007, 03:59 PM
I regularly seek it, but apparently I'm very emotionally healthy.
Ballscratch
Feb 20 2007, 04:08 PM
This concerns me.
Greatly.
Verbose
Feb 20 2007, 04:16 PM
Yeah. Apparently I have an admirable maturity level and deal with my emotional issues in a healthy, efficient manner.
I was a little disappointed, to be honest.
Ballscratch
Feb 20 2007, 04:22 PM
As you would be. Sure they aren't saying you're a crack pot behind your back?
Durafein
Feb 20 2007, 04:42 PM
Nah, it's probably the fact he has a knife in one hand and an evil grin that gets him thoughts results
Ballscratch
Feb 20 2007, 04:45 PM
I found that the best way to deal with knife wielding maniacs is to smile back brighter and harder.
Kayhynn
Feb 21 2007, 12:59 AM
I give you a challenge.....
I need a topic to close with this image....
Please?
3VIL_L337
Feb 21 2007, 02:13 AM
I shalt take your challange fair wench!
Verbose
Feb 21 2007, 06:24 AM
QUOTE (3VIL_L337 @ Feb 21 2007, 01:13 PM)

I shalt take your challange fair wench!
You have NO understanding of the English language.
Wenches can't be fair. They can only be saucy.
Ballscratch
Feb 21 2007, 12:07 PM
Very saucy, if you use natural spices.
Verbose
Feb 21 2007, 12:10 PM
Very natural, if by spices you mean alcoholic and by spices you mean beverage.
Ballscratch
Feb 21 2007, 12:24 PM
I meant baby oil, but whatever.
Verbose
Feb 21 2007, 12:40 PM
That's not a sauce at all. That's an oil.
Ballscratch
Feb 21 2007, 12:46 PM
An Oil can be used as a sauce. Just depends on where you use it.
Ballscratch
Feb 21 2007, 12:56 PM
Go peddle your vile candy somewhere else, Candy pedler.
Verbose
Feb 21 2007, 12:59 PM
You fool! When they get their divine retribution you will become a double poster and I will cease loving you!
Ballscratch
Feb 21 2007, 01:05 PM
It is all worth it, Candy Pedler.
Verbose
Feb 21 2007, 01:09 PM
I'm not a Candy Pedler. I am a purveyor of fine delectables.
Ballscratch
Feb 21 2007, 01:15 PM
Delectables that see me naked and face down in a ditch.
Verbose
Feb 21 2007, 01:15 PM
Yeah, you're right. I should charge more.
Ballscratch
Feb 21 2007, 01:24 PM
Actually, I was suggesting you sell it to Windows.
Verbose
Feb 21 2007, 01:27 PM
And then deal with the savage beatings that will come when I continue to make and sell my delectables? No thank you. They avoid my groin entirely too much.
Ballscratch
Feb 21 2007, 01:34 PM
So, when you have a case of the blues, your REALLY have a case of the blues?
Verbose
Feb 21 2007, 01:35 PM
And the purplish yellows.
Ballscratch
Feb 21 2007, 01:38 PM
Yeah, but only after 2-4 days.
Verbose
Feb 21 2007, 01:41 PM
You're kidding, right? My skin pretty much has both from twelve hours after the bruising.
Ballscratch
Feb 21 2007, 01:44 PM
Obviously my skin is more perverse.
Verbose
Feb 21 2007, 02:18 PM
Mine does it all and does it faster. So nurr.
Ballscratch
Feb 21 2007, 02:20 PM
Mine takes is long and slow. So nurr nurr.
Verbose
Feb 21 2007, 02:46 PM
To read makes for speaking the English good.
Ballscratch
Feb 21 2007, 02:53 PM
Actually, re-reading that, I have no idea what I was trying to say.
It's like my English speaking skills just died for a brief moment in time.
Fre
Feb 21 2007, 10:30 PM
i should really get into the habit to come by here more often woo for the JJ
Zasp
Feb 21 2007, 11:21 PM
QUOTE (Fre @ Feb 21 2007, 04:30 PM)

i should really get into the habit to come by here more often woo for the JJ
I'd like to think JJ means Jibber Jabber but with my experiences here... I could be wrong... and I probably am...
3VIL_L337
Feb 22 2007, 12:12 AM
Wrong you be and enlish i not be speaking good at the moment, correct you read that and you is teh amazings.
I3lind
Feb 22 2007, 12:14 AM
Wow, that actually gave me a headache.
3VIL_L337
Feb 22 2007, 12:16 AM
Thank ye.
Your words honor my family.
3VIL_L337
Feb 22 2007, 12:39 AM
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags goes up,
Churning and burning, they yern for the cup.
They deftly manouver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank,
Wreckless and wild they pour thru the turns,
Their prowless is podent and secretly stern.
As they speed thru the finish the flags go down.
The fans get up, and get out of town.
The arena is empty except for one man,
Still driving and striving as fast as he can
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup,
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns,
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.
He's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
He's going the distance.
Yeah!
No trophy, no flowers, no flash bulbs, no wine.
He's haunted by something he cannot define.
Bowel shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse,
Assail him, impale him with monster truck force.
In his mind he's still driving, still making the grade.
She's hoping time that her memories will fade,
Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup.
But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns,
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.
Cause he's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's figting and biting and riding on his horse,
He's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's figting and biting and riding on his horse!
He's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
He's going the distance...
Zasp
Feb 22 2007, 12:45 AM
QUOTE (3VIL_L337 @ Feb 21 2007, 06:39 PM)

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags goes up,
Churning and burning, they yern for the cup.
...
Agian? Though I should have noticed cause it was quoted not like this in the other post you made in the Baby Eating, *DISCLAIMER* this is ALL a joke. topic...
3VIL_L337
Feb 22 2007, 12:46 AM
Its sooo damn awesome it must be posted evarywhere.
3VIL_L337
Feb 22 2007, 01:08 AM
Dooble post, So sue me.
QUOTE
I think its time to blow this scene,
Get everybody and this stuff together,
Ok,
3, 2, 1, Lets Jam!
TheGrubz
Feb 22 2007, 01:16 AM
*gets attorney*
3VIL_L337
Feb 22 2007, 01:20 AM
BlowZ me.
j00 can sue t3h Ph34r!
also,
QUOTE
Memories are just where you laid them
Drag the waters ’till the depths give up their dead
What did you expect to find?
Was there something you left behind?
Don’t you remember anything I said when I said
Don’t fall away, and leave me to myself
Don’t fall away and leave love bleeding
In my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding
In my hands, in my hands
Love lies bleeding
Oh hold me now I feel contagious
Am I the only place that you’ve left to go
She cries her life is like
Some movie black and white
Dead actors faking lines
Over and over and over again she cries
Don’t fall away, and leave me to myself
Dont fall away, and leave love bleeding
In my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding
In my hands, in my hands
Love lies bleeding
And I wanted
You turned away
You don’t remember, but I do
You never even tried
Don’t fall away and leave me to myself
Don’t fall away and leave love bleeding
In my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding
In my hands, in my hands
Love lies bleeding
Verbose
Feb 22 2007, 01:36 AM
Yeah, as annoying as I'm sure I am, at least I keep my posts relatively short (for the most part).
Quoting huge portions of text from yourself is a bit much. Especially when you don't actually add anything to it.
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