Granted, but you...
Shit, wrong thread...
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QUOTE (The Lone David @ Jun 20 2007, 07:26 AM) 
Granted, but you...
Shit, wrong thread...
Shit, wrong thread...
Niiiiicccee
well when someone makes a wish, the toaist is all to happy to oblige.
Of course, but it comes at a price.
5 bucks!
I was thinking more like, your immortal soul, I'd ask for your first-born son, but its you...
So, taoists are the wish equivilent of the 5 dolla ho? neeto. Gotta get me some of that.
But like the other types of 5 dollar hoes, he does have his drawbacks...
Wishfully Transmitted Diseases? oooouuuucccchhhh....
Right, so I'm sitting here watching Sammy Sosa hit his 600th home run, and I can't help but appreciate what a monumental feat that is, not only that he has hit the 600, but that he has retained the support of baseball fans everywhere.
You know what? Fuck Barry Bonds.
You know what? Fuck Barry Bonds.
Well, i have never had a thing for black guys, or guys in general, but he does have a lot of money....oh, you meant that figuratively, my bad.
*sneaks away.*
*sneaks away.*
Yep, he meant it figuratively, that's right, sneak away in embarresment, I hope you learned your lesson.
I was never too good at being learned, cant you tell
I'm sure we all knew, we just hoped maybe you had hit your head or somethin'.
If he hasn't, I can easily remedy the problem with this here hammer.
I'm sure you would try, probably wouldn't end well for you.
Au contraire. For you see, if my hammer plot fails, I always have a pile of grenades, a flamethrower, a machine gun, a handgun, a shotgun, a sniper rifle, a really big knife and a chainsaw just begging to be used.
That sounds more like defense in case of a zombie attack.....
Well, grubz did bring the belgians back so why not.
hmm maybe, dunno how effective it would be in a zombie attack, maybe if it were a small horde of zombies, like 50, but more than that probably not so effective
It also depends on the kind of zombies, normal slow shuffling zombies shouldn't be a problem. But the Dawn of the Dead mega-athelete zombies would kick his ass before he got to the pile of weaponry.
Just to set it straight, the best defense from zombies is terrain, if the zombies can't reach ya, they can't bite ya. Chainlink fences work very well if you're on the run. However, always choose a well-stocked and defendable safehouse when conducting activity in an infected area. Your safehouse should function like a medieval castle, self-sufficient and impregnable.
Barring that the weapons of choice would be a rifle (preferably bigger than a .22, with a silencer[zombies can hear], and a scope), a large caliber pistol(silenced as well) and machete for close quarters, and MAYBE a flamethrower if not on the run or in a group. However, incendiaries should only be used in an area where you can control the fire and only then against a compacted horde!
The worst possible weapons are a (sub)machine gun, chainsaw, and fragmentation grenades. Machine guns generally waste ammo and hitting the head and thus eliminating the ghoul is a very hard thing to do at full auto. Chainsaws are too loud and cumbersome to be used in anything but a time denial action. The noise will surely attract all nearby ghouls and the fuel supply is finite and should be reserved for generators. Fragmentation grenades work by sending high-speed shrapnel through the air. While this could theoretically hit a zombie in the head, most likely you would have to do a mop up of the area afterwards. Explosives should ideally be used to immolate a large group of zombies or bring down terrain on top of or infront of them. REMEMBER, EXPLOSIVES DO NOT CHOOSE SIDES, IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PROPER ESCAPE METHOD, YOU WILL EITHER BE KILLED BY THE BLAST OR TRAPPED BY RUBBLE.
Now lets talk about armor. The best defense is short hair and tight clothes. Zombies fight by grabbing, pulling, and biting. The harder it is for them to grab you, the better chances you have to survive. should you pick armor, try to find something that can withstand a bite, kevlar and dog-training clothes work well. Chainmail and shark-suits will protect you but are cumbersome, loud, and could leave you immobilized if you fall. Only use them if you know you can fight well and are not on the run. Remember, plate armor is to be avoided at all costs, it's basically canned food.
This is the Zombie Survival Guide in a nutshell.
Barring that the weapons of choice would be a rifle (preferably bigger than a .22, with a silencer[zombies can hear], and a scope), a large caliber pistol(silenced as well) and machete for close quarters, and MAYBE a flamethrower if not on the run or in a group. However, incendiaries should only be used in an area where you can control the fire and only then against a compacted horde!
The worst possible weapons are a (sub)machine gun, chainsaw, and fragmentation grenades. Machine guns generally waste ammo and hitting the head and thus eliminating the ghoul is a very hard thing to do at full auto. Chainsaws are too loud and cumbersome to be used in anything but a time denial action. The noise will surely attract all nearby ghouls and the fuel supply is finite and should be reserved for generators. Fragmentation grenades work by sending high-speed shrapnel through the air. While this could theoretically hit a zombie in the head, most likely you would have to do a mop up of the area afterwards. Explosives should ideally be used to immolate a large group of zombies or bring down terrain on top of or infront of them. REMEMBER, EXPLOSIVES DO NOT CHOOSE SIDES, IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PROPER ESCAPE METHOD, YOU WILL EITHER BE KILLED BY THE BLAST OR TRAPPED BY RUBBLE.
Now lets talk about armor. The best defense is short hair and tight clothes. Zombies fight by grabbing, pulling, and biting. The harder it is for them to grab you, the better chances you have to survive. should you pick armor, try to find something that can withstand a bite, kevlar and dog-training clothes work well. Chainmail and shark-suits will protect you but are cumbersome, loud, and could leave you immobilized if you fall. Only use them if you know you can fight well and are not on the run. Remember, plate armor is to be avoided at all costs, it's basically canned food.
This is the Zombie Survival Guide in a nutshell.
Wow your a pro 
Well, I gotta spend ma time doing something 'sides porn.
Fighting zombies is actually a very popular hobby.....
Lot more popular than that "Hugs for Zombies" fad.
QUOTE (TheGrubz @ Jun 21 2007, 02:43 PM)
Just to set it straight, the best defense from zombies is terrain, if the zombies can't reach ya, they can't bite ya. Chainlink fences work very well if you're on the run.
Once again, I bring up the Dawn of the Dead/28 weeks later mega-athelete zombies, chainlink fences are less of a barrier to them than they are to you, as they are mega-atheletes, they climb right over it, your besh shot is a deserted grocery store or pub, heavy doors, man.
The first time I saw Dawn of the Dead bends the laws of Zombie Physics
i would have to say the best defence would be a desert. Zombies are like humans and can only survive on their own liquids for a short period of time, also they obviousyl burn up at an exostential rate their resources having to feed at upwards of twice a day. So... get an outpost in the desert, make sure there are big ditches before the walls, which would need to have a pre-requisit size of about 12 feet making a total of 21 feet including the ditches (note do not create a mote, it will give them water, and waste your water reserves). All you need is a well and some catle and some good gardeners with crops and your set.
Weaponry is defunct as it all has a usage point, even swords get blunt eventually. And trying to mallet to death one zombie may be easy, but 40 or 50 at a time? your gonna get tired... FAST.
So, outpost in a desert wins everytime for me, screw the rest of humanity.
Weaponry is defunct as it all has a usage point, even swords get blunt eventually. And trying to mallet to death one zombie may be easy, but 40 or 50 at a time? your gonna get tired... FAST.
So, outpost in a desert wins everytime for me, screw the rest of humanity.
or an outpost in the rockies. you can just drop things on the little climbing dead men until they fall off. fun!
and not all swords get dull eventually. it you make the point when the blade is forged, it never dulls. of course this generally requires the old fashioned way of black smithing, so your basically screwed.
and not all swords get dull eventually. it you make the point when the blade is forged, it never dulls. of course this generally requires the old fashioned way of black smithing, so your basically screwed.
Egad! Zombies don't suffer from thirst, they're dead! Now, the super-kenyan 28 days zombies, sure they starve but they are not real zombies as much as they are pissed off voodoo zombies(still living but dumb as a post). The best terrain against the normal non-kenyan zombie is mountainous. Zombies are clumsy and the sight of zombies falling off a cliff is the most uplifting thing you can see in a zombie apocalypse. The best climate would be near-arctic as the zombies would freeze solid during the winter allowing you to hunt and live in relative peace. Besides, the isolated nature of mountains would ensure that zombies would be unable to reach you and human bandits would think twice before marching to certain death in the tundra, humans can be just as deadly as zombies! Remember that.
Islands also provide good natural defences as zombies cannot swim and your main fear would be pirates. However, if you can conceal your presence on the island, you'll be fine.
Islands also provide good natural defences as zombies cannot swim and your main fear would be pirates. However, if you can conceal your presence on the island, you'll be fine.
This is Apaling! What about the Zombies' feelings? What about their nees? What about their rights?
Zombies are people too and they are entitled to the same rigts as anyone else in this world! It's just racism!
*starts walking arount with a "Zombies are people too!" sign chanting "Down with Zombicide! Freedom to the Damned!"*
Zombies are people too and they are entitled to the same rigts as anyone else in this world! It's just racism!
*starts walking arount with a "Zombies are people too!" sign chanting "Down with Zombicide! Freedom to the Damned!"*
*Pops Ghis in the knees while zombie hordes close in to 'reward' him for his service to their kind.*
Ghis is right, ive prepared for a zombie invasion but im not actually hunting them it is just racism....BUT if i zombie tried to kiss me, it would just be BAM No scope to the dome.
what about their knees? those are just joints on the legs useful for hacking off so they cant come towards you as easily. now if you had said needs, i might have gotten to thinking about this senseless zombicide. but becuase you said nees, ill just sit tight in my mountain stronghold dropping rocks on them
i like zombies
GAAAAAAH! she's one of THEM! AHHHHHHHHHH!
*runs screaming*
OW!
stupid mountain getaway being surrounded by cliffs
i have my suspicions about the bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail too...
*runs screaming*
OW!
stupid mountain getaway being surrounded by cliffs
i have my suspicions about the bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail too...
The best weapon for fighting zombies is a scorpion tank, never runs out of ammo.
Like from halo 2?
I'd prefer the Halo 1 version, you can jump ghosts off of em.
cool. sounds incredibly effective.
Of course, its a tank that has infinite ammo, nothing could be more effective
what about a cliff and some medium sized rocks?
the word some is a problem
how so?
it implies a limit, the tank has none
if you bring a pickaxe, you can have as many rocks as you want until the cliff runs out. and also its more fun watching them fall off instead of having them being blown to pieces
Aim in front of them, theyll fly off.
heh heh... coool
QUOTE (grym @ Jun 22 2007, 03:12 PM)
or an outpost in the rockies. you can just drop things on the little climbing dead men until they fall off. fun!
and not all swords get dull eventually. it you make the point when the blade is forged, it never dulls. of course this generally requires the old fashioned way of black smithing, so your basically screwed.
and not all swords get dull eventually. it you make the point when the blade is forged, it never dulls. of course this generally requires the old fashioned way of black smithing, so your basically screwed.
This is actually not true, all swords dull eventually, the reason why this was held to be true was because no one (up until some pretty weird people who had too much time and too many dead cows at their disposal) has enough people or time to attack people till the sword dulls down.
i say best defence ever would be to go to my desert idea... and have a giant magnifying glass, burn the zombies!!!
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