QUOTE (Da Hunter @ Jun 3 2007, 05:48 AM)

it is one of those facts of life that needs to be repeated.
Much like, "That rash can be cleared up with modern medicine."
QUOTE (The Lone David @ Jun 3 2007, 05:55 AM)

We should tie all the stupid people down and make them watch episodes of spongebob until they beg for mercy.
Or their brains ooze out their ears, whichever comes first.
In my experience, they enjoy Spongebob.
QUOTE (Jabba @ Jun 3 2007, 06:07 AM)

i think the simpeler and less stupid option here is to educate the masses...
...because you do realise that ANYONE who reads this thread will infact become MORE stupid, infact i think i just lost 5 iq points...
...damnit guys now im down to 136... 136 people!!
Pfft. IQ is unreliable and not exactly useful in any way beyond giving people a way to feel superior (which we truly superior beings don't need). I've tested between 137 and 156 and I don't consider any of the results reliable or worthwhile.
QUOTE (The Lone David @ Jun 3 2007, 06:43 AM)

Invincible this bitch!
It sounds difficult to do. I suppose the difficulty stems from never knowing invincible was a verb.
QUOTE (Robomanjr @ Jun 4 2007, 06:47 AM)

When people drink unsweetened Iced Tea, God smites a goat.
Why would God punish nature's Verbose?
QUOTE (The Lone David @ Jun 4 2007, 10:35 AM)

Anything that makes your heart beat like a hyperactive chipmunk canNOT be healthy.
How hard do hyperactive chipmunks beat?
QUOTE (Ghislord @ Jun 4 2007, 11:36 PM)

I'm gald we understand each other.
You make up all my favourite new words, Ghis. You are an inspiration.
QUOTE (Bob Vader @ Jun 5 2007, 06:53 AM)

As a nerd who spends his life in front of a screen, I know nothing about sports. As a matter of fact, I'm rather surprised that everyone else seems to like sports. However, I am obligated to hate the Sox and love the Yankees, though I couldn't care less about baseball. How does rugby work exactly? Somebody told me it's something like American football (not soccer. The thing where guys tackle each other), but I doubt their reliability.
Actually, the games are only alike in the most vague way - the part where you try and get a ball into the scoring zone on the other side.
I don't especially like sports but I know how to play most major sports (except Baseball. It never came up, I guess) and I think it's ridiculous when people compare them like they do. They have little in common and their virtues are unique to each sport.
QUOTE (Dorian Gray @ Jun 5 2007, 08:56 AM)

He speaks the truth. Basically, rugby is football with tackling and use of hands, and American football is the elimination of most uses of the foot and continuous play. While this explanation is a bit simplistic, it is apt.
Hardly. Rugby has a completely different passing and playing system to both soccer and gridiron. You need to watch a game to properly understand how it's played.
QUOTE (The Lone David @ Jun 5 2007, 09:37 AM)

And then theres British Bulldog, which eliminates the ball part of the sport, leaving only tackling,
Best. Sport. Ever.
I don't remember what we called it, but as a child we incorporated the rules of Brandy (basically, throwing balls at one another) with the idea that hitting each other with hockey sticks was funny.
Truly, it was the sport of kings.