QUOTE (Ghislord @ May 21 2007, 11:59 PM)

As I've answered DaHunter before, I'm a fun loving guy and can enjoy a goofy conversation. It's also that I have a job to do and I take that seriously. But as long as things are kept within the rules, I'll play along.
Now, on an other note, today, there is not enogh coffee in the worl to satisfy me.
The worl is notoriously bad at keeping coffee stocks up. To be expected, really. When you're too lazy to fetch the 'd' in world, coffee is a bit beneath your apathetic gaze.
QUOTE (spyderjaxon @ May 22 2007, 03:18 AM)

Spyder-

, oh yes, we hear all the obesity epidemic! OMG it is like the plague, run!
I know I pray to never catch obesity. Honestly, it's the last disease I need to catch since I do so little working out or eating well.
QUOTE (spyderjaxon @ May 22 2007, 03:28 AM)

#2 Observation: Fast food employees look at you funny if you order a kid's meal without a kid.
They also look at you weird if you have children attached to you via dog leash.
Just a quirk of the system.
QUOTE (spyderjaxon @ May 22 2007, 03:33 AM)

Spyder- Meh, homemade is always better...it just takes considerably longer.
Same premise with sex-slaves.
Only more incestuous.
QUOTE (Jimmy @ May 22 2007, 07:02 AM)

To be fair, I don't ruin only British people's fun, I try to ruin everyone's equally.
Jimmy is an Impartial Ethical Normative Theory. He just consists of the "shut up" and "you're an idiot" maxims.
QUOTE (Jimmy @ May 22 2007, 08:00 AM)

Wow, and look at all the facts you cited to back up that completely unfounded urban legend that I already debunked. Thank you sir, for spewing forth the same crap in a slightly repackaged form. Truly, you are an inspiration.
Hopefully I still hold a special place in your Irish soul. Otherwise what we did to that poor, poor Irish child will feel like a waste.