Mine:
What the douce!-various movies.
This is the AK47, it makes a distinctive noise when fired at you, rember it.-the movie name escaes me.
*Just about everything said in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back*
You wanna skmoke and a phankake?-Autin Powers Gold Member.
Why is the Rum always gone?-POTC
What about you lot :>
Full Version: Favorite Move Quote?
Talking to me? (Taxi driver refrence)
Possibly the funniest line from Transformers:
Judy Witwicky: We don't have to call it that if it makes you uncomfortable. We can call it Sam's Happy Time!
But, the best line from transformers:
Ratchett: [scanning Sam's body] The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.
And can you blame him when that's the female??
Judy Witwicky: We don't have to call it that if it makes you uncomfortable. We can call it Sam's Happy Time!
But, the best line from transformers:
Ratchett: [scanning Sam's body] The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.
And can you blame him when that's the female??
"I see that your schwarz is as big as mine." -Darth Helmet
"Goonies never say die!" -Mikey
"Goonies never say die!" -Mikey
This a good
If you touch my girlfriend again It's stoner bashing time- Dude wheres my car: That dude who got eaten by the giant chick
If you touch my girlfriend again It's stoner bashing time- Dude wheres my car: That dude who got eaten by the giant chick
Wyladslaw Szpilman: No, please. I'm polish. I'm not a german.
RUSSIAN soldier: Then why the fucking coat?!
Wyladslaw Szpilman: I'm cold...
From the Pianist. You'd have to have seen the whole movie in order to think that's a good quote, it's just everything that led up to that point that makes it good.
edit: ty, spiff. haha.
RUSSIAN soldier: Then why the fucking coat?!
Wyladslaw Szpilman: I'm cold...
From the Pianist. You'd have to have seen the whole movie in order to think that's a good quote, it's just everything that led up to that point that makes it good.
edit: ty, spiff. haha.
Actually, wasn't that a russian soldier that said "Then why the fucking coat?"
I like the scarface one
look at you cockroaches bla bla (can't remember it all)
look at you cockroaches bla bla (can't remember it all)
Darth Vader : "I am your Father"
Yeah,I'm a Star Wars Fanatic
Yeah,I'm a Star Wars Fanatic
This is my Boom Stick - Ash
This thread has been done before I think it was going when I first started up.
This thread has been done before I think it was going when I first started up.
QUOTE (Brave Ranger @ Aug 24 2007, 12:22 AM) 
Darth Vader : "I am your Father"
Yeah,I'm a Star Wars Fanatic
Yeah,I'm a Star Wars Fanatic
Who isn't?
QUOTE (Da Hunter @ Aug 23 2007, 11:24 PM)
This is my Boom Stick - Ash
This thread has been done before I think it was going when I first started up.
This thread has been done before I think it was going when I first started up.
You took mine! That movie had a lot of good lines,
"Groovy.."
"I've been seeing a lot of new faces..."
*crowd looks cheerful*
"Which means a lot of us a breaking the damn rules!"
*crowd looks ashamed*
*crowd looks cheerful*
"Which means a lot of us a breaking the damn rules!"
*crowd looks ashamed*
Obi Wan: Dont Anakin! My higher ground gives me a +5 modifier to my agility.
Anakin: Screw you old man!
"Jumps" SLIC'D
Anakin: Screw you old man!
"Jumps" SLIC'D
Davy Jones: Do you fear death?
Jack: Like you wouldn't beleive.
ooohh Davyyyyyy>.<
Jack: Like you wouldn't beleive.
ooohh Davyyyyyy>.<
Terminator: I'll Be BzCK. HASTA LaviSta BabY.
HOW oucld you ForGet THE TerMinATor!!
HOW oucld you ForGet THE TerMinATor!!
Or from Clockwork orange: Time for some UltraViolence.
Egon: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Venkman: What?
Egon: Don't cross the streams.
Venkman: Why?
Egon: It would be bad.
Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal.
Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Aaaand
Venkman: ...Mother Puss Bucket...
Venkman: What?
Egon: Don't cross the streams.
Venkman: Why?
Egon: It would be bad.
Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal.
Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Aaaand
Venkman: ...Mother Puss Bucket...
Davy: So you think you will be able to live while a friend suffers your debt aboard the Flying Duchman? (I cant remember exactly what he says)
Jack:.....yes
Jack:.....yes
Sarah: Thats not fair!
Jareth: You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is.
thats formt Jim Henson's The Labryinth
Jareth: You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is.
thats formt Jim Henson's The Labryinth
Cptn - That movie is very quotable as well. I know most of that script by heart along with Goonies and Spaceballs - my 3 most watched movies.
"Hey, Chunk. I've got naked pictures of your mom... REAL cheap." -Mouth
"Hey, lady! It's rude to take off other people's heads! HEY! That's MY head!" -one of the Fire Gang
"Hey, Chunk. I've got naked pictures of your mom... REAL cheap." -Mouth
"Hey, lady! It's rude to take off other people's heads! HEY! That's MY head!" -one of the Fire Gang
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" - Brian's mum (Monty Python: Life of Brian).
Hoorah for the Pythons!
Hoorah for the Pythons!
I will give him an offer that he wont be able to refuse.... - The Godfather
"Wow! That was Tinglin!" (Transformers)
“He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.” Terry Jones as Brian’s mum - Life Of Brian (1979)
“Surely you can’t be serious?”
“I am serious - and don’t call me Shirley.” Leslie Nielsen as Dr Rumack - Airplane! (1980)
“Remember you’re fighting for this woman’s honour, which is probably more than she ever did.” Groucho Marx as Rufus T Firefly - Duck Soup (1933)
“Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.” Woody Allen as Alvy Singer - Annie Hall (1977)
“Is that… is that hair gel?” Cameron Diaz as Mary Jensen - There’s Something About Mary (1998)
“When I met Mary I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.” Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas - Dumb and Dumber (1994)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory." Apocalypse Now, spoken by Robert Duvall
"Either he's dead, or my watch has stopped." A Day at the Races, spoken by Groucho Marx
"Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head or tail of it." Duck Soup, spoken by Groucho Marx
"I have nipples, Greg, would you milk me?" Meet the Parents, spoken by Robert de Niro
Ace Ventura: "If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer."
(Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, 1994)
Dr Ray Stantz: "Listen! Do you smell something?"
(Ghostbusters, 1984)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
FUNNIEST LINES EVER:
"I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?" Clark Griswold from Christmas Vacation
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Clark: Well I'm gonna park the cars and get check the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the season.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie: Shitter was full.
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey?
Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Eddie: Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
“Surely you can’t be serious?”
“I am serious - and don’t call me Shirley.” Leslie Nielsen as Dr Rumack - Airplane! (1980)
“Remember you’re fighting for this woman’s honour, which is probably more than she ever did.” Groucho Marx as Rufus T Firefly - Duck Soup (1933)
“Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.” Woody Allen as Alvy Singer - Annie Hall (1977)
“Is that… is that hair gel?” Cameron Diaz as Mary Jensen - There’s Something About Mary (1998)
“When I met Mary I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.” Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas - Dumb and Dumber (1994)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory." Apocalypse Now, spoken by Robert Duvall
"Either he's dead, or my watch has stopped." A Day at the Races, spoken by Groucho Marx
"Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head or tail of it." Duck Soup, spoken by Groucho Marx
"I have nipples, Greg, would you milk me?" Meet the Parents, spoken by Robert de Niro
Ace Ventura: "If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer."
(Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, 1994)
Dr Ray Stantz: "Listen! Do you smell something?"
(Ghostbusters, 1984)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
FUNNIEST LINES EVER:
"I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?" Clark Griswold from Christmas Vacation
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Clark: Well I'm gonna park the cars and get check the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the season.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie: Shitter was full.
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey?
Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Eddie: Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
"The names Bond...James Bond" 
My favorite all time quote is Arnold in Total Recall:
"If I am not me, then who the hell am I ?"
"If I am not me, then who the hell am I ?"
"you're hit, you're bleeding'
"i ain't got time to bleed"
"oh yeah, you got time to duck?"
The Predator
"This green beret is gonna kick your ass"
"I eat green berets for breakfast, and right now, i'm hungry"
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied"
Commando
"You cold blooded bastard! I'll tell you what I think of it, I'd live to see you eat that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach"
The Running Man
"i ain't got time to bleed"
"oh yeah, you got time to duck?"
The Predator
"This green beret is gonna kick your ass"
"I eat green berets for breakfast, and right now, i'm hungry"
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied"
Commando
"You cold blooded bastard! I'll tell you what I think of it, I'd live to see you eat that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach"
The Running Man
"kiss the sky, and taste the mother-fucking rainbow" - 51st State
"Caw Caw BANG, Fuck im dead" - The Crow
"He's not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy" - do i even need to tell you!?
"ah go on sir, its only wafer thin" - ^^
"Come on pussy lovers, we got ....." Chets speech from Dusk Till Dawn
and i say "shiney" alot in the jack-sparrow way.
"Caw Caw BANG, Fuck im dead" - The Crow
"He's not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy" - do i even need to tell you!?
"ah go on sir, its only wafer thin" - ^^
"Come on pussy lovers, we got ....." Chets speech from Dusk Till Dawn
and i say "shiney" alot in the jack-sparrow way.
QUOTE (I r smrt @ Aug 24 2007, 11:10 PM)
Davy: So you think you will be able to live while a friend suffers your debt aboard the Flying Duchman? (I cant remember exactly what he says)
Jack:.....yes
Jack:.....yes
I cant help but say...
Jones: But I wonder, Sparrow, Can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude while you sail away on your ship? (not exact either, but closer.)
Jack:...Yep! I'm good with it. Shall we seal it in blood?...er, Ink?
QUOTE (Felixaar @ Aug 28 2007, 11:55 PM)
I cant help but say...
Jones: But I wonder, Sparrow, Can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude while you sail away on your ship? (not exact either, but closer.)
Jack:...Yep! I'm good with it. Shall we seal it in blood?...er, Ink?
Jones: But I wonder, Sparrow, Can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude while you sail away on your ship? (not exact either, but closer.)
Jack:...Yep! I'm good with it. Shall we seal it in blood?...er, Ink?
that one really is a classic, especially if you can remember the way he talks
Baseketball
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Oh, I'll come, I love hospitals.
Joseph R. Cooper: No you don't, you like Taco Bell!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: No, one time I was at this hospital, in france, and I met this great chick.
Joseph R. Cooper: Dude, that was a hostel.
Bob Costas: You're excited? Feel these nipples!
Eurotrip
Cooper: This isn't where I parked my car.
Scott: I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
Superbad
Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Officer Slater: [pause] That's such a cool name.
Officer Michaels: I know. It sounds like a sexy hamburger.
I love imdb.com
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Oh, I'll come, I love hospitals.
Joseph R. Cooper: No you don't, you like Taco Bell!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: No, one time I was at this hospital, in france, and I met this great chick.
Joseph R. Cooper: Dude, that was a hostel.
Bob Costas: You're excited? Feel these nipples!
Eurotrip
Cooper: This isn't where I parked my car.
Scott: I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
Superbad
Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Officer Slater: [pause] That's such a cool name.
Officer Michaels: I know. It sounds like a sexy hamburger.
I love imdb.com
"Shoot straight, you bastards - don't make a mess of it!" Breaker Morant, I just really love this quote
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.