This is the game where you can..... WISH. You can only wish for one thing though, so basically here are the rules
Say if i say I wish I had a chocolate bar you'd have to say what would happen and it has to turn out bad ie I wish I had a chocolate bar then someone else says like You eat it but choke on it, Then the other person would wish something else however You can't put something that isn't relative with the wish ie I wish I had a chocolate bar, you get a chocolate bar but then a dragon comes and kills you. Try and make it relative as possible to the thing that has been wished. I shall start

I wish I could shape shift into different animal

Granted but this thread has already been done

I wish for someone to bump it. its called twisted wishes or something

Twisted wishes, by grym

though it never seems that hard to find.