Granted, not all of us are as thrilled with World of WarCraft as some but, we have had our share of some seriously funny moments... and then those moments that make you wish /facepalm was an actual emote. So, here are a few I have compiled and I hope you will share yours too!

1. Oh, another story would be our gnomer run. While on a mana break, the druid and I (a warr) were discussing how the boss fight will be and she said that her healing was on its cool down still. Since I just got my Goblin Jumper Cables, I said in the party chat that I'll gladly rez for the party. The hunter, confused as he was, was overcome with shock and said that the new plan was...

"Okay, Warrior will heal, druid will DPS, me/hunter will AoE, rogue will fear, mage will tank"

Yeah, that was one awesome plan until we found out (the hard way) that Goblin Jumper Cables do not always work.

I know, no need to tell me...


2.Was on my warlock fighting in AB earlier today at the Lumber Mill.

Alliance zerged the mill and of course we engaged.

Sneaky NE Rogue tried to sneakz up on me so I do the usual DC+DOT Rinse and repeat rountine until he basically becomes suicidal and takes a dive off the cliff.

However just has he was jumping off he recieved a last second heal from a Druid.

Me being an idiot said" ehhhhh ##*% it" and jumped off after him. (Note i was getting low on health myself)

Just before i went "splat" i fired off shadowburn which crit and finished him. What was funny is that a Hunter had taken after me and also went "splat" who was followed by an Orc Warrior who was went "splat" in attempt to kill my pursuer. THEN we were all followed up by a Mage who managed to jump and use slow fall JUST before the final blow and started laughing at us in Mid Air while gently gliding towards the blacksmith. As soon as he landed a rogue came from behind and with a quick wtfpwn ambush to the face; silenced the silly mage.

SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!

3.I was on my lock alt grinding in Thousand Needles on the centaur just north of camp and I'm ~lv 25. Well this lv 30 lock and lv 32 pali (red to me) come through hoping to pick off ppl. I see them attacking a shaman (28-29) so naturally run over dot them both a couple times and fear one then the next into the tightly packed mobs. Shaman goes down. Lock goes down. I'm low so I life tap and sac my void walker, fear the pali once more, cannabalize, toss a couple more dots and then kite him for a couple seconds til he dies.

The warlock was smart and SS the rezer, so the pali pops up and kills me and then sits down to eat/drink... I'm thinking, 'what an idiot - you SS'ed - I'm a warlock... what do you think I'm going to do?' So I SS and kill him again.

First 3 HKs on the char where from red alli, lol.

Many reasons why I love being a Warlock...

Beign a warlock is pure pwnage if you know what you're doing.

The funniest for me was when a PUG went to do Blood Furnance. I was with two friends, so us three were in Vent. We had one druid as a BOOMKIN, the other Feral. We pick up a Hunter and a priest, the priest being lowest level of all of us at 61.

He tells us as we go in "I'm not used to playing a priest, I normally play my hunter" We're like no worries mate, you'll be fine.

We get in, he dies on the first mob.

he rezzes, we go on, he dies on the next mob after bubbling the druid who's tanking and healing me (whe I needed no healing). He comes back again and says "Oh. Crap. I forgo to bring water, so we'll have to wait between pulls" So being a warlock, i Hand him my water and just life tap, relying on my druid buddy to help me

By the time we ge to the doors into the lab area, he's died 9 times and my soulstone has finally expired. So I look between him and the druid who's done more healing than the priest and said "fuck it, i'll put it on the druid."

The hunder, the priest's friend actually asked "Why didn't you put your SS on the priest?"

To which I responded "Why waste it? He's gonna wipe again on the next mob and every mob after it."

Sure enough that's what happened. We gave them so much crap that when we all wiped due to the dumb priest, they left party. Shortly after, he was looking for a group and we had grabbed two guildmates, including a 70 mage to finish the instance. The paladin that ws with his group messaged me as he knew me and asked what had happened that they left our party and were trashing us? I explained in detail.

So by the time we were finishing the last boss of the dungeon the paladin whispers me again saying "You weren't joking. I quit after the third mob death. He died on every mob we encountered....he sucks as a priest."


Sooooooooooo a few weeks later our Alliance is looking for others to help us with an MC run....guess who joins the raid. Yup. The priest. He says in raid "I suck as a healer, just so you know."

Well i tell the raid leaders the story and they say well, we'll see how he does. So we get into BRD and we find out he's not attuned, even though we asked if he was and he said yes. THen he had the balls to ask us to get him attuned so he could go with us.

Fun times.

I was a level 34 Paladin going in a guild run with a few level 60's (Pre-expansion) in Zul Farkas. As intended, I wasn't doing much untill our mage decided to aggro every living creature in the area. A horde of undead, scarabs and trolls are rampaging our way and basically whipe the 2 level 60's out and start rampaging my way... just to end up ignoring me and going back to their patrols. I managed to save the party from whiping... and that's how an underpowered character who does nothing can save the day in an instance too high level for him.

Fun, no? Just goes to prove that, sometimes, it helps to drag along useless characters

Hey, can we include funniest moments on Guild Wars, or would that be heresy?

Guild Wars is forbidden in this thread, we shall never speak of such a game again.

Lessee...funniest shennanagins...Got one

It was a quite and peacefull day for the blood knight, Thegrubz, he and his questing homie were killing stuff in Hillisbrad fields when suddenly the Vent channel is sent into uproar with cries of "RUN!!!" and "Lvl HM-HM(my attempt at saying '??') MAGE!!!" So our heroes stopped beating up peasants and began to run away to the safety of Tarren Mill. I then hold down the open mic key and play "Benny Hill" over Vent and run the opposite direction of my questing buddy. My buddy, being a mage at half-health without any mana is picked as the target of the Ganker and is killed pretty quickly. However, his "sacrifice" bought me enough time to escape and live on to tell the tale. That kids, is how to avoid ganks, just bring along a squishy.

I can't really think of anything other than Mind Controlling people into bottomless pits in Eye of the Storm.

Back before the expansion, my roommate and I would do random UBRS PUGs. Let's just say that you meet a lot of interesting people that way o_O

One time, we couldn't find anyone else to heal except for my roommate (pally), so it was just her healing. Our two other friends that went with us regularly are both warriors, including me. We decided that the warriors would bandage along side the paladins. We didn't get very far.

Another time, we picked up this mage. He kept harassing us for our vent info, so we finally gave it to him. When he gets on, he's wasted out of his mind. He does horribly, needless to say, but the entire time he was there, we'd be making fun of him over vent, but he was so wasted, he didn't realize it was him we were laughing at, so he'd laugh with us, occasionally adding his own insult to the foray. After the run he bribed my boyfriend and I to PvP with him. It was an odd evening.

I'm sure there are more, funnier events that have happened to me in-game, but I can't think of them at the moment.

I will allow for Guild Wars, as long as it is funny... [Evil eye]

This is for my Paladin friend, Karl...

Everyone has a good BRM story, mine basically revolves around a similar thing - I'm headed down for a BRD run at about level 57, and all of a sudden I'm getting frost shocked/SW:P/Corruptioned by a group of 60s that must have been waiting for their raid, or going to BRS or something. So I escape as only a paladin properly can - bubble jump down into the lava and swim out.

The crowning moment was when I heard the sound of two of them dying behind me - they must have gotten so wrapped up in the kill that they forgot about...you know...the gigantic FREAKING lava pit I was diving into.

Good times.

The best moment for a Gnome:
Today I was in Scarlett Monastary, in the armory. Someone aggrod, and we all ran back to the ent to heal/mana up. Among us was a gnome Rogue who was playing the entire instance with no cloths on, only a defias mask. So we are standing inside between the Armory door and the zone warp, and this gnome starts dancing his lewd little gnome dance, complete with porno ass-slapping motions, facing the armory door. All of a sudden, the armor door swings open, and there are 5 horde all standing there, motionless, looking down at this little naked gnome dancing less than 2 feet infront of them. No one moves, no one speaks, it's just them, probably very surprised, looking down at a little sex-dancing naked, creepy gnome. After a few seconds the door slams shut, gnome still dancing away, and they didn't open again.

I howled for about 5 minutes.

Funny moments.... well, I've got two that made me chuckle.

I'm running around in Darkshire for both of these, jsyk.

First one: I'm running out of Darkshire going towards the Rotting Orchard, and I see this... Blob out in the distance. At this point, I'm at LVL 28. So, being curious (read: stupid) I go off to investigate this amorphous moving blob. I can't find it for a few minutes, and then I turn around.

Greeting my curious self was a massive... thing. I was hit twice in rapid succession and was killed. I moused over the thing, finding it to be named 'Stitches', and a LVL 40 Elite. That name just set me giggling.

The other:

I had *just* dinged to lvl 34, and I go back into town. I'm walking in to hand in a quest, and this little punk-ass lvl 27 gnome mage starts pestering me and taunting me, then he decides to challenge me to a duel.



He backs off, presumably to cast something at me, and I Charged him, and I got in a good swing and a smack of Slam too boot. He then froze me and ploymorphed me into a sheep, and even though I started laughing my ass off at that one, I continued attacking him. Two more applications of Slam and we had a case of Gnome Jelly.

Afterwards the little punk starts whining about how 'cheap' and 'twinky' I was. I didn't say anything and challenged him to another duel.

He ran. Just shows how some people can be sore loosers.

Ah well, I haven't played WoW much and I have had NO funneh moments in Guild Wars, buuuuttt.....

My big, 17-year-old brother decided to be weird and got me to play his 60 lock in Onyxia while he went to work. We went fairly well actually with me spamming spells like to tomorrow and marveling at the raw ownage a 60 lock wields. Unfortunately, i had no idea what Onyxia's attacks were and so she completely owned me. Once I was rezzed and we were celebrating, I saw a curious little side passage and checked it out like a curious (read: moronic) little boy. Once inside i was confronted with several dragon eggs, three of which hatched there and then. After running away and having the ground own them, I did the funniest (read: MOST MORONIC THING IN T3H UNIV3RS3!) thing. I typed; LEEROY JENKINS! and ran into the passage. 30 dragons spawned and we wiped. After the thinly veiled threats to my brother's manly 60 lock ghost, I quickly logged out for fear of repecussion. One of the members found it really funny, and didn't even think twice. My brother lost all his DKP, but now, so long after, I think its freaking hilarious.

Funniest Horde vs. Alliance moment... EVER!

Okay, so I am waiting impatiently for my accomplice in crime to buy himself new gear before we go merc an SM run. As I'm waiting, I notice a group of grizzly looking Hordies running aimlessly through Goldshire before loitering in front of the inn. Of course, small children are spamming the local defense channel with things like: "omg teh horde is at teh inn!" Amongst their cries a solitary voice shouts out: "Hey! Never you fear! We shall smite the abominations!" Of course this pledge goes unheard. A few minutes roll by and the Hordies are still terrorizing the defenseless level 1s. As a level 36 I should have done something, but I was too busy with being self-absorbed. After a moment or two a solitary male Gnome toddles past my line of sight in a very revealing pretty black dress. Without fear (or any weapon) he toddles into the group of Hordies. My first instinct is to tell the poor idiot that he is going to sign his own death warrant... but being mesmerized by how feminine he was in that dress threw me off. The little Gnome stands there as the Hordies are drawn to him like a fat kid to a cupcake, and he begins his little dance. During his dance he began with his slur of /flirts and /kiss which was responded with /rude and other various things. While these Hordies were focusing on the many ways they could torment the little walking ottoman, (now keep in mind that everyone I am speaking of is flagged) a group of thirteen level 70 Paladins comes parading into Goldshire on their noble steeds. As you can very well imagine... the Hordies didn't stand a chance. Oh, they tried to rez at their bodies but they were only met with defeat.

Hooray for distractions!

Definitly the funniest moment in WoW was prob when there was that epidemic of a plauge on sum servers from a new instance, where the entire populace of the capitol cities were killed. The DOT killed low lvls in a few secs, and bounced from char to char, killin hundreds...

Another was a story that a guy told his friend his account info to use it while he was out on a business trip. While he was gone, the guy used his friend's lv 60 NE rouge, stealthed into orgrimmar and logged out on top of the bank with nothing but a wedding dress on. idk how the guy got out, but it musta been an awesom prank

1. Yeah. That Blood Plague was awful. On our server (Suramar), this guild called No Quarter would run through and spread the plague to everyone.

Ironforge was a bunch of skeletons.

2. I was doing a UBRS run with my guildmates, and we were standing on the bridge above LBRS just before the final boss. We were waiting for something (I can't recall what) and I (as a lock) was fidgeting around. Having nothing to do, I kept trying to lure mobs with my Eye of Kilrogg, and then I just kept jumping off the bridge with the floating eye and looked around.

The inevitable happened. I thought my eye was summoned and my character jumped off the bridge. Naturally my guildmates laughed at me for days afterward, and I was always careful afterwards.

3. My Guild Alliance was doing a raid on Molten Bore (excuse me, Molten Core) and we all wiped except for one rogue, who had Goblin Jumper Cables. There were no soulstones up. The rogue, who shall remain nameless, used the Goblin Jumper Cables to great success.

On a hunter.

Some of my favourite memories are:

1. Whacking Lazy Peons and watching them randomly slide down the hill into a tree.

2. Raiding Southshore with about twenty other people on a level thirty-something Undead Warlock. You had to be there. It was complete and utter chaos. I shamelessly spammed "ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL" into raid chat. After, that is, I'd nearly suffocated from laughing. Good times, good times.#

3. The guild chat of The Veiled Covenant. Period.

This was before the nerf to Orc's stun resist:

I was in AB, running from Farm to Mine, when a warrior charged me, and I resisted. He then intercepted me, and that was resisted...I went on to cap Mine. I just like to picture that warrior cursing and screaming and adding me to his 'hit list'...it was also before cross realm BG.

Me and the "usual gang" we doing our quests in duskwood and we were in our mid 20-s at the time (we are now in early 40s) and one of our guys just HAD to find the nightmare dragon the dwells there, there was Me (holy priest) Chafing (my uncle also ret pala) Murlyn(fire specced mage) and Doode (subtlty rougue) Now Doode jumped from the cliff from we obversved in safety and started dancing and it completly ignored him. I charged straight at that dragon like I felt immortal and it killed me in one hit then fired shadowbolts at doode almost killing him and we were just laughting our heads off (even me and I was the one who died)

Funniest part for me...

A rouge telling me in a PuG that boomkin DPS sucks, then out DPS him, and a lock. And get almost as many healz off as the paladin.

A mage telling me druids cant heal (wait, WHAT?) and then being the only one (mysteriously) to die frequently. I just could not get off the heals to heal him in time. Guess I proved his point, even if no one else died.

This was not me, but I know another druid who was told that bears cant tank. Which is funny, cause bears can MT kara any day.

Heres a common pratical joke done pre expansion. After downing the big magma guy and his puppies(forgets his name) tell your guild mates to look down the window behind and they will see Rag. Ahhhhh kills a noob almost everytime


My favourite moment had to be with my old guild Hammer of thrall. They are great people and hilarious to run with but they dont like researching boss fights. yeah lots of zanny antics anywho.

We decided to do a 3 hunter 2 drood team in SV and for some reason the ice traps were breaking and pets were running off for no reason it was a blast. For some reason it was the quickest way we ever did that run though.

Another funny moment (haven't done it myself due to lack of having ritual of doom) was using Ritual of Doom instead of the soulwell spell, and having a member die...unexpectedly...

I generally try to be as obnoxious as possible on raids. This is an example of what I might type:

[4. LocalDefense] [Sergeant Major Ruinar]: Karazhan is under attack!

It usually spawns a BUNCH of spam in the general and local defense channel. But it's so fun!

(What really ticks me off about WoW, though, is that so many people tend to think of alliance players as little kids, or that being alliance is "uncool." I would just love to bitchslap the next person to say so. Making a generalization like that is like making a generalization that everyone who picks a male blood elf pally is gay. Stupid as hell)

I have quite a few awesome/hillarious moments in WoW. However, first I want to share one I didn't participate in directly.

On my old server, Mal'Ganis, we had the somethingawful.com guild on Horde side, Goon Squad. Now, they did some awesome things--taking the Theramore flight master hostage for a day or two and demanding a million gold (eventually a GM showed up and auto-ganked the flight master, ruining the fun), holding fireworks displays that would crash the server, dying in a huge thick circle around the alliance christmas trees during the holidays, summoning every single npc in the old AV, or getting a group together for AV, killing everyone and everything, and then instead of killing Vann just camping the cave for ROUGHLY FOUR HOURS and making alliance cry.

But I think this is one of my favorite of theirs.

http://www.wowwiki.com/Server:Mal%27Ganis_US

Go to the link and read it. Well, now that I think about it, it's a little boring and you might not get the point of it, so I'll just quote the interesting part here.



Seriously, it took me like ten minutes to understand what I had just seen, at which point I said "what the christ" and tabbed back to that stats page to make sure I read it right.



Ready?


Lets see, reading reading...

Alright that's cool hey wait a minute did I just see



What the



...

I wish I hadn't missed that.


But yeah, I have fun just screwing around in WoW. One time Jaezylle and I went fishing. In the middle of Stormwind. Naked. Well, besides from my rocket boots, but honestly you can't expect me to give those up. Or back when I still played on Mal'Ganis, there was this alliance dwarf rogue that knew our vent info, so he'd come in and hang out with us, and we'd help him hold lowbie horde in neutral towns for ransom. "Hey, you see that dwarf right there? He says if you don't give me 5g he's going to kill you." "lol" *SPLAT* "WTF MAN FUCK YOU DFJLIO:AE" "Well, I did warn you."

Also, exploding sheep are wonderful! Especially if you can stealth! My friend used to make like 50 explosive sheep and then go to places like Goldshire where poor alliance nooblets are at, then summon one, stealth and walk into their field of vision with his sheep following him, making it look like the sheep is just some random sheep walking around. And then the noobs hit it. And it explodes. and they die.

Engineering <3

A while ago me and a buddy of mine decided to head through Ragefire chasm, i'm only a lvl 14 Orc Hunter, but I figure with my pet(Same lvl) and my friend whose way stronger, we can make it pretty far.

But, just to be safe he recruits a high-level Priest to come with us and lvl 15 Tauren Druid. We head in, the Tauren tanks with my pet and dies, rezzes back at the start of the instance and stays there, complaining about how we should go back and help him back where we were at the time.

We laugh and leave him there because he should have waited for the Priest to Revive him. He didn't leave the group and go do his own thing, but he went AKF and sat at the start until we got back.

BUT WAIT, THERES MORE.

Were pretty far through now(or at least I think so), and i've died a good six times, but the Priest revives me everytime and I guess after a while she got really annoyed with how me and my friend were being silly. ((He jumped off of a cliff into lava. She couldn't find him for twenty minutes to revive him.)) And this exchange occurs, mid-battle with a bunch of Burning Blade Fanatics.

Priest: if you guys didnt have me here you wouldn't make it through.
Me: Well.. >_>
Friend: You act like your better than us. You havn't killed anything, you just sit there and revive.
Priest: Yeah but i'm the only thing keeping you guys going through this.
Me: Guys.
Friend: That's no reason to act like a jerk about it.
Me: GUYS.
Priest: That Tauren had the better idea, just not going through, I can't beleive i'm doing this.
Me: GUYSS!!!!!!
Friend: WHAT?
Me: ._. I died.
Priest: Omg thats it, i'm out of here.
Friend: FINE.
Me: ... They're walking on my corpse. D: Lahmu saaave meee!! (Lahmu is my pet.)

I'm pretty entertaining when I play WoW.

For me, the funniest moment...

I was playing my level 25 (44 now) blood elf paladin, Ordevaas (Saavedro spelled backwards, "the Anti-Paladin", I call him) and had landed in Splintertree Post in Ashenvale, when it came under attack. I switch over to Joshmaul, then 64, to whale on some Alliance invaders. I get there too late, but one of the guys says that the Crossroads was being attacked. So I flew there.

When I arrived, a 60 gnome frost mage named Cowcheesy (I shit you not, that was his fuckin' name) was Frost Novaing the hell out of people - NPCs and idiot lowbies who attacked him - just as I landed. First the fool attacks the flight master (and is subsequently gang-raped by angry wyverns), then he decides to go ten rounds with me. I was still Demonology spec at the time...which meant I had my Felguard, and I fuckin' USED IT. I must have killed him at least four times before the next part.

Now here's where it got interesting.

So, Cowcheesy realizes fighting me head-to-head is not a good idea. So he makes an informed decision - he leads me on a chase, trying to delay my pursuit with Frost Nova and the occasional water elemental. This led to a chase across the Barrens until I finally cornered him near Dreadmist Peak - the mountainside was too steep for him to run up - and killed him.