I was thinking the other day (one of my many attempts at doing so before the next Blue Moon) and while I was going through some old tunes... I realized... A lot of the names of these songs are unfinished! I mean... "Hit Me Baby One More Time" ... The whole song actually reads:

"Hit Me Baby One More Time (Gives Me A Reason To Hit You Back, ******)"

So, I want to know how YOU would finish the titles to some of your favorite songs. Heck, it could be the song you're listening to right now.

Example:
Original Title: "Walkin' After Midnight"
What it should read: "Walkin' After Midnight And Making A Few Extra Dollars."

let me see if I got this right:

Original title: "Next in line"
Should be: "Next in line to LoTR, been waiting for four hours"

original title: on the run
Should be: on the run from psyhedelic drawn inner demons

[sorry pink floyd]

Original title: "Poor Tom"
Should be: "Poor Tom, he didn't make a dime off of this song."

Original title: "Man to Man"
Revamped title: "Man to Man (What Were YOU Thinking?)"

Original title: "Ladies Love Country Boys"
Revamped title: "Ladies Love Country Boys For Five Minutes Until The Rich Guy In A Porsche Shows Up."

Original title: "When I Come Around"
Revamped title: "When I Come Around I'll Finally Figure Out Where I Am."

Original: "Only you can save me"
New: "only you can save me, because only you know what you put in my drink"

original: "The thing that should not be"
new: "the thing that should not be drinking my coffee, please stop"

Original: "A Song For Our Fathers"
New: "A Song for Our Father's 5-alarm Chili"

Original: "The Bleeding Heart Show"
New: "The Bleeding Heart Show (We Aren't Emo, I Swear to You)

Original: "Cut Your Hair"
New: "Cut Your Hair, You Look Like a Sheepdog"

I can only hope that Ghis is able to stop you people before our forum is overrun with inane games.

but in the mean time:

Don't Fear the Reaper(In Soviet Russia, Reaper Fear You!)

Original: "Master of Puppets"
New: "Master of Puppets Still Only Makes $3.50 an Hour"

song: what I've done
song should be: what I've done isn't as bad as what he's done


my grammar sucks

original: "Use your fist and not your mouth"
new: "use your fist and not your mouth, except when eating"

original: "Feed the gods"
new: "warning! Do not feed the gods"

original: "The pit"
new: "the pit is filled with spikes. Ouch."