Internectivity has recommenced in the Verbocratic Coterie. Hm. Now I'm looking at it, that's a gross misuse of the word coterie. Still, they'll never suspect, feebleminded fools that they are. Wait, go back to explaining yourself before they grow suspicious. Any post wherein you fail to ramble pointlessly is looked upon with their well-reasoned paranoia.

As I have returned to my hallowed halls (spiritually a return of the Gingerbread Mansion? Perhaps so.), I can be expected as a more frequent presence.

Some time in the next few days, though. 140 days worth of backlogged pornography is a lot of man hours.

Ever your chief supplier of stomach twistingly compelling conversation, coiner of the term Ghisly Justice™ and chief Muskestooge,

Verbose.

Greeting.

I know u have been off contemplating the diffrence between the diverse relation ships of the human conscience to the preverbial "soul" so to speak.

WE R MISSED U

yay for verby!

Welcome back Verbose!

All men to battle stations! He's back!

By which I mean, welcome back, Verbo.

MY BROTHER!

Oh my, they're both here. I had not planned for this...

These forums seem to be welcoming back there crazy, massive posting legends. The men I have only heard of in stories, stories said in feared silence.....

Do I get to be a massive posting legend?

You'd LIKE to think it was a coincidence.

LEGATO!

THE BLOOD CALLS TO YOU!

*stares amazed as a pentagram drawn in blood oozes from the monitor*

You got Windows Vista too, eh?

bah. windows vista. macs are supreme!1!11!!1

Not yet, but they're getting there.

For once, I feel superior! or at least almost superior. So this is what it feels like...

Macs just don't feel as cool as Windows. Get Linux if you want superiority.

I would, but my dad hates any non-mac computer.

and also, I'm more used to how mac handles.

C'est la vie.

it's the ... what does vie mean?

question:
What happens if Legato, Ballscratch, and Verbose are here?

the musketooges get back together and slaughter your face. or at least the first part. I think the second part is mostly me hoping.

thanks
but i still want to see what happens.
and if Legato comes, i am going back into the void unless someone summons me again

Legato is out there, just waiting for the time to be right. The stars are aligning and Cthulhu is going to screw your shit up.

But I dont want my shit screwed up! tell me oh mighty musketooge, how can I make it so cthulu doesnt screw my shit?

Go insane.

I tried that. Any other ideas?

Try harder.

[evangelist preachy voice]Clap your hands if you believe! [EPV]

Preach it, sister!

*shudders* Evangelists scare the crap outta me. Ever since I watched that documentary, Jesus Camp, I've been petrified to a degree. These should've been the people Viet Cong used to try and brainwash American soldiers into attacking their own.

And to think, that's what I was doing. And mama told me I'd go blind.


My soul is filled with an ecstasy only drawn forth with the most exquisite of whippings.


Explain to me how a story can be said in any kind of silence.


Also, we have cake.


Usually? Unnecessary verbosity from Scratchypants, Ghisly Justice™ for Legsypoo and a little of both for me. I'm a Rennaisance Muskestooge.


We do something to faces that you might call slaughter.


Or go down and vote for your local Verbocracy - remember, Democracy just entitles people like me to run for election. Vote for me, because there's no way I'd put up with my shennanigans.

Verbose, we finally meet. I mean, through our computer screens.

Anyway, nice to meetcha.

GADS! Two thirds of the Muskestooges have returned! The 3k+ club is in shock and awe.

DAH VERBOOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEE!!!!! hi. bye. *hides*

Is it just me or am I some kind of forum celebrity, or demigod if you will? Me offering what amounted to a warning to Ghisly, Khaybles and Jaezikins has flushed out all sorts of people to throw what I only assume are rose petals to my feet as I pass.


And I'm not even at 3k.

Fear not modly retribution if thou hast naught to reproche to thineself. Walk the path and thou shall ascent amongst the most hallowed.

In other words, we got nothing against you verby, we're just doing our jobs. Welcome back.

Cake, the greatest of incentives. You have been missed whilst my blood has been purified.

Unlike Legsy, I don't harbour any particular delusions about the mods being out for me. I am just aware that I am easily labelled as a problem poster.


Purified like I would want, or the boring kind?

Depends, does having all your blood drained out of you, filtered through a machine, then put back as if it were on fire sound like something you'd be inclined to do?

How sexual was it?

From your tone, I'm thinking not very but I've been pleasantly surprised before.

It's too bad you came back so soon. If you had been gone just a wee bit... maybe just a month longer I might have taken your place in fourth post count. Alas, I guess fifth is my lot in life...

Don't worry, grym. You're a lot lower than that in our hearts.

aw thank you! how sweet.

You're thoroughly welcome. It's good to see that drinking all that juice is paying dividends!

Spyder- Actually, your diet does affect your smell and...the taste of certain things...perhaps explaining why some people have an instant aversion to some people and an instant like of others.

More likely to do with them being jerks than the slightly altered taste and smell of your bodily juices, but maybe our good friend spyder has a very interesting way of getting to know people!

Because me, I was just making a sperm joke. I do that. It's kind of my "thing".

Quick Edit: Note, I am aware of the effect your diet has on your body, hence my high-larious allusion to [pineapple] juice.

Spyder- I won't say 'juices' wasn't part of it, but I did also mean just your smell in general. Your natural scent interacts with perfumes as well. What smells good on one person may not on another. I think that sense of smell plays more into it than we give it credit for.

Not with me. I make sure I'm a jerk to everyone I meet, smells be damned.

and thats just a great way to make friends

Spyder- I would "Support the local Verbocracy", but I don't where the office is.