Yes, it's here... The inevitable afterbirth of IRC... THE DAILY MADNESS! This is the thread that you post any fun or interesting bits of conversation from the IRC chat for Looking For Group! If you don't know how to get there, check the link in my signature for directions.

[20:45] (The_Lone_David): Oh! I forgot to tell you guys
[20:46] (The_Lone_David): I got a car for my birthday!
[20:46] (Bodhisattva): Gratz!
[20:46] (Space_Mummy): Sweet!
[20:46] (Felixaar): sweet. what kind of car?
[20:46] (The_Lone_David): A... Camry...
[20:46] (Bodhisattva): Now all you need is the hottie and your training shall be complete.
[20:46] (The_Lone_David): but its still a car
[20:46] (Space_Mummy): a giant electric shaver
[20:46] (The_Lone_David): I had the hottie before the car
[20:47] (Felixaar): but you need car before women! dont mess with my plans!
[20:47] (Bodhisattva): All right, cough up pictures of the hottie.
[20:47] (The_Lone_David): Computer bad... no pictures...
[20:47] (The_Lone_David): Sorry
[20:48] * Bodhisattva chastises TLD mightily.
[20:48] (Space_Mummy): *.* no... picurse?...
[20:48] (Felixaar): Thats what they all say, heh.
[20:48] (The_Lone_David): Hey now
[20:48] (The_Lone_David): I've got a video camera and a script, chances are she'll be the leading lady
[20:48] (The_Lone_David): it'll be on youtube
[20:49] (Bodhisattva): You're not allowed to put up home-made porn on YouTube.
[20:49] (Space_Mummy): dude, she's only using you to get the lead part
[20:49] (Felixaar): Listen to the smart mummy.

Hey now, we resolved that she wasn't!

<Kobold-Warrior> mummy
<Kobold-Warrior> where did you put my ps2?
<Space_Mummy> huh?
<Space_Mummy> what what what?
<Kobold-Warrior> you took it didnt you?!
<Space_Mummy> I did no such thing
<Kobold-Warrior> fine..
<Kobold-Warrior> ill blame the blame monster
<Space_Mummy> sounds like a good idea
<Kobold-Warrior> yup
<Kobold-Warrior> so you agree?
<Space_Mummy> with?
<Kobold-Warrior> me blaming the blame monster
<Space_Mummy> sure
<Kobold-Warrior> HAHA!
<Kobold-Warrior> YOU are the blame monster!
<Space_Mummy> am not
<Kobold-Warrior> yea you are
<Space_Mummy> well, if we can randomly change who someone else is...
<Space_Mummy> you're a slug
<Kobold-Warrior> okay?
<Space_Mummy> want some salt?
<Kobold-Warrior> sure
* Space_Mummy poors salt all over KW
<Kobold-Warrior> WOOOOO!
* Kobold-Warrior slides down mummy's throat
<Kobold-Warrior> yea
<Kobold-Warrior> how DO you like that?!
<Space_Mummy> feel the burn?
<Kobold-Warrior> yea
<Space_Mummy> feels good, doesn't it?

yeah... it didn't get much better after that.

lfg version of bash.org

<Murk> Pirate or ninja?
<Charyou> ???
<Murk> no really.....
<Charyou> really ???
<Murk> yes
<Murk> really
<Charyou> no... really...???? whats those????
<Murk> Pirates?
<Charyou> Yup
<Murk> Ninjas?
<Charyou> Ninjas i know
<Murk> Pirates of the carribean?
<Murk> YAR?
<Charyou> Aaahh....
<Murk> Yo ho?
<Murk> so then, which one
<Charyou> Pirate....
<Murk> why?
<Charyou> Dunno.... like em
<Murk> Ninjapirates win
<Murk> its obvious
<Charyou> hmmm....
* Charyou thinks
<Murk> do you know of the Flying Spaghetti monster?
<Charyou> Yes happy
<Murk> are you a pastafarian?
<Charyou> Nope..... yet
<Murk> Do you like.........
<Murk> Pie?
<Charyou> What kind of pie?
<Murk> just.......Pie
<Murk> i like pizza pie
<Charyou> Yes..... pie =/> good
<Charyou> I prefer blueberry pie.....
<Murk> YAY PIE!

Yes... fast to get that there....

[10:23] Charyou: Pie ftw.....
[10:24] Murk: Richard FTW
[10:24] Charyou: LFG FTW
[10:24] Murk: benny doing the pointy finger FTW!
[10:25] Charyou: Sooba FTW
[10:26] Murk: Something FTW!
[10:26] Murk: you should put this on the daily madness topic
[10:26] Charyou: Invisible Pink Unicorn FTW
[10:26] Murk: MADNESS FTW
[10:26] Murk: cheeseFTW
[10:27] Charyou: At least this is all madness here....WE FTW
[10:27] Murk: two FTW
[10:27] Murk: somebody else coming FTW!
[10:28] Charyou agrees with last post

<Charyou> There only 1 people besides us in LFG!!!!!!
<Murk> who?
<Charyou> YAAYY
<Charyou> Now Avaras there!!!!
<Murk> WOOO!
<Murk> and some person named ASTA!
<Charyou> YESH!!!!!!........
<Murk> comeon
<Murk> comeon
<Murk> comeon SOMEONE!
* Charyou crosses fingers
* Murk crosses fingers too
<Charyou> They will come.... They HAVE to come....
<Murk> or ELSE.......
<Charyou> Yes... they will suffer...
<Murk> WE WILL BE IMMORTAL muahahahahhahahahahahahah



another:
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<Kobold-Warrior> oh c rap
<Murk> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Kobold-Warrior> speak of teh devil
<Avara> This was empty earlier.
* Charyou hides behind rock
<Avara> Nyeh? ._.
<Murk> RARG
<Avara> What... What'd I do?
* Kobold-Warrior hides behind a giant lump of charcoal
<Murk> you are just slightly............scary
<Charyou> What programs you use to get here btw?
<Avara> I'm... Scary?
<Kobold-Warrior> yes
<Murk> a little
<Kobold-Warrior> your glares of death scare us
<Kobold-Warrior> and make me sad
<Avara> I don't give glares of death unless I'm in a crappy mood.
<Charyou> <.<
<Charyou> >.>
<Kobold-Warrior> okay..
<Murk> and don't use your awesome lady powers
<Avara> ;~;
* Kobold-Warrior gives avara a straw
<Murk> i don't have my cenzor glasses
<Charyou> BT
<Charyou> BAT*
<Murk> BAT?
<Kobold-Warrior> yes
<Kobold-Warrior> a bat
<Charyou> The ;~;
<Avara> A...straw?
<Kobold-Warrior> yes
<Charyou> It looks like a bat...
<Kobold-Warrior> it means W
<Murk> its TEARS!
<Kobold-Warrior> double-you!
<Murk> ok
<Murk> TEARS
<Kobold-Warrior> lets make avara happy!
* Kobold-Warrior gives avara a fluffy kitten
<Kobold-Warrior> i win!
* Murk gives avara attack kitty
<Avara> ;-; Mommeh won't let me have another kitty.
<Avara> Oooo!
<Kobold-Warrior> its okay
<Kobold-Warrior> we'll make her go away
<Murk> YAY! i win
<Avara> Attack kitty! *huggles it then sends it after Murk*
<Murk> AAAAAAAAA wait.... i trained it! sit!
<Murk> now go back
<Murk> someone add this to daily madness thread
* Kobold-Warrior gives avara a.. a.. murk plushie
<Murk> WTF?
<Kobold-Warrior> lol
<Kobold-Warrior> i had fun making it
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<Charyou2006> ?????????
<Murk> WHAAAAAAAAA?
<Kobold-Warrior> hmm
<Kobold-Warrior> this gives me an idea
<Charyou2006> What???
<Charyou2006> Help...
<Charyou2006> Im 2....
<Murk> who are you?
<Charyou2006> Charyou
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<Murk> 2?
<KW> wow
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<KW> it worked
<KW> PHEAR ME!
<Charyou2006> sec...
<KW> FOR I AM KOBOLD!
<Murk> AGGH CLONES!
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<Kobold-Warrior> hehe
<Kobold-Warrior> i can spam this whole thing
<Kobold-Warrior> with clones!
<Charyou2006> THIS IS MADNESS

[10:53] Kobold-Warrior: sooo
[10:53] Kobold-Warrior: how about them doo dads!
[10:53] Charyou: ....
[10:53] Avara blinks.
[10:53] Kobold-Warrior: who wants a present?
[10:54] Charyou signs:"Blink blink here and a blink blink there... here a blink there a blink everywhere a blink blink
[10:54] Charyou:
[10:54] Kobold-Warrior hits char as well
[10:54] Avara: Present?
[10:54] Kobold-Warrior: you got red on you

5 points for whoever gets that reference

[11:31] Kobold-Warrior: avara
[11:31] Kobold-Warrior: i have a question
[11:31] Charyou: like 10 questions?
[11:32] Kobold-Warrior: no
[11:32] Charyou: Is it a multi choice
[11:32] Kobold-Warrior: just 1
[11:32] Kobold-Warrior: yes
[11:32] Charyou: Is it possible to ask the audience for help with it?
[11:32] Kobold-Warrior: no
[11:33] Charyou: Does the answe choices come in A, B, C..... or on 1, 2, 3?
[11:33] Kobold-Warrior: it has Yes No and Mabye
[11:33] Charyou: Hows about " No idea"
[11:34] Charyou: ?
[11:34] Kobold-Warrior: anyways
[11:34] Charyou: *ignore the green midgit*
[11:34] Kobold-Warrior: Avara.. are you.. a BRICK.... HOUSE
[11:35] Charyou: ...
[11:36] Kobold-Warrior: uh oh
[11:36] Kobold-Warrior: i think shes planning a horrible death for me
[11:36] Charyou: Shes angry...
[11:36] Kobold-Warrior: ill just go afk..
[11:36] Charyou: run....... fast

your going to get me killed -.-

No.... I'll be the death of you one day.... theres a difference...

good point..

[11:46] Avara: Ooooo! Guess what!
[11:46] Avara giggles.
[11:46] Kobold-Warrior: acara is going to kill me
[11:46] Kobold-Warrior: avar*
[11:46] Charyou: Different ratings here...
[11:46] Kobold-Warrior: avara*
[11:47] Charyou: Ill regret this... what?
[11:47] Kobold-Warrior: im having a bad spelling moment
[11:47] Kobold-Warrior: wait..
[11:47] Charyou: ok
[11:47] Kobold-Warrior: did avara just giggle?
[11:47] Avara: Avara has lost all hope in the male species and is debating killing them off :3
[11:47] Charyou: Yes...
[11:47] Kobold-Warrior: ah shit
[11:47] Kobold-Warrior: we are dead
[11:47] Avara: Yes, Avara giggled. She does that a lot.
[11:47] Kobold-Warrior: wait..
[11:47] Charyou: ok
[11:47] Avara: Well, if someone I'm talking to says something to change my mind, you may all live.
[11:47] Kobold-Warrior: if you kill off all the males..
[11:47] Kobold-Warrior: then..
[11:48] Charyou: Yes... we all die
[11:48] Kobold-Warrior: youll end up killing sohmer
[11:48] Kobold-Warrior: and lar
[11:48] Charyou: O.O
[11:48] Kobold-Warrior: exactly
[11:48] Kobold-Warrior: a conundrum
[11:48] Charyou: Noooooooo
[11:48] Charyou: Thatl be the end f LFG!!!!
[11:48] Avara: Hmmm... By the look of it, you're still all going to di- *shoots self*
[11:48] Kobold-Warrior: i win!
[11:48] Kobold-Warrior: in a bad way?
[11:48] Charyou bursts into dance
[11:49] Kobold-Warrior: we moove for the ladies
[11:49] Charyou: Yesh sir
[11:49] Kobold-Warrior: lol

STOP DOING THIS!

It's just too fun.....

you and your bunker are going down...

Just so everyone understands:

[12:11] Avara: Who wants to kill CJ for me?
[12:11] Kobold-Warrior: CJ?
[12:12] Kobold-Warrior hands avara a sniper rifle
[12:12] Kobold-Warrior: thisll do nicely
[12:13] Avara: :3 Thankies
[12:13] Avara: Though I prefer blades.
[12:13] Kobold-Warrior: but the bullets explode!
[12:13] Avara: XD
[12:13] Kobold-Warrior gives avara a shiny katana
[12:13] Kobold-Warrior: thatll also work
[12:13] Kobold-Warrior: and you can dull it down if you want so it hurts more!
[12:14] Avara: Heh. I likes my Crescent Blades though :3
[12:14] Kobold-Warrior: can i have my sniper rifle back?
[12:15] Charyou ducks inside a bunker
[12:15] Kobold-Warrior: that wont help you char!
[12:15] Avara hands the sniper back.
[12:15] Kobold-Warrior: ima get you!
[12:15] Kobold-Warrior shoots the bunker
[12:15] Avara: Kolts are fun :3 And so are 9mm's and AK-47's. M16's toooo
[12:16] Charyou: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:16] Charyou: Expansion
[12:16] Kobold-Warrior: M4A1 with grenade launcher attachment too
[12:17] Charyou: ignore me... plz ignore me...
[12:18] Kobold-Warrior: if you shoot a bullet straight up into the air how long will it take to come back?
[12:19] Charyou: Welll
[12:19] Charyou: Mythbusters tested it
[12:19] Kobold-Warrior shoots char
[12:19] Charyou dies
[12:19] Kobold-Warrior: YAY!
[12:19] Kobold-Warrior: headshots own....
[12:19] Kobold-Warrior: hmm
[12:19] Kobold-Warrior: i wanted to smiley face him
[12:20] Charyou: Avara... you think YOURE the hated one?
[12:20] Kobold-Warrior: try bieng me?

HAH! IM NOT GOING TO BE KILLED!

[13:34] Kobold-Warrior: i wrote a song
[13:34] Kobold-Warrior: who wants to hear?
[13:34] Avara: Errr.... Sure?
[13:34] Kobold-Warrior: GOOD
[13:35] Charyou: Avara... You doomed us all
[13:35] Kobold-Warrior: IM JUST A LOVE MACHINE AND I AINT GONNA WORK FOR NOBODY BUT YOU
[13:35] Avara: XD
[13:35] Avara shoots KW.
[13:35] Kobold-Warrior: IM JUST A LOVE MACHINE A KISSIN AND A HUGGIN FRIEND!
[13:35] Kobold-Warrior: i cant die
[13:35] Charyou: Shoot again!!!! I cant take it!!!
[13:35] Kobold-Warrior: you truly have doomed us all
[13:35] Kobold-Warrior: I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
[13:36] Charyou hits KW in the back with a sledgehammer
[13:36] Kobold-Warrior: WHERE YOU FROM? YOU SEXY THING
[13:36] Kobold-Warrior: YOU SEXY THING YOU
[13:36] Charyou keeps hitting!!!
[13:36] Kobold-Warrior: JAMMON!
[13:36] Kobold-Warrior: HEY HEY!
[13:36] Kobold-Warrior: OW!
[13:36] Charyou: Does it hurt?
[13:36] Kobold-Warrior: no
[13:37] Charyou: ok
[13:37] Kobold-Warrior: just makin Em Jay noises
[13:37] Charyou hits harder...
[13:37] Kobold-Warrior: IM BAD YOU KNOW IT YOU KNOW IT OH OH!
[13:37] Morbidus: ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS!
[13:37] Morbidus: WE'RE NOT UNREASONABLE, I MEAN NOONE'S GONNA EAT YOUR EYES
[13:38] Charyou: Come on guys!!! Help me!!!
[13:38] Kobold-Warrior: JUST BEAT IT BEAT IT
[13:38] Charyou hits KW again and again and again....
[13:38] Kobold-Warrior: ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE
[13:38] Morbidus gives Kobold-Warrior enough sedatives to put Godzilla in a coma
[13:38] Kobold-Warrior: ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO BE SMILED AT BY ANYONE
[13:39] Kobold-Warrior: BUT WHEN I SEE YOU HANGING ABOUT WITH ANYONE
[13:39] Kobold-Warrior: ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO SEE ME CRY
[13:39] Charyou: We need more Morb!!! Someone give me a bigger hammer
[13:40] Morbidus: Charyou, I think we're doing this the wrong way
[13:40] Charyou: ?
[13:40] Morbidus bashes his own head with a sledgehammer
[13:40] Charyou: Good point
[13:40] Kobold-Warrior smacks char
[13:40] Charyou: Thanks KW....
[13:41] Kobold-Warrior: YOU BIN HIT BY. YOUVE BIN STRUCK BY. A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
[13:41] Kobold-Warrior: HEY ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY? HEY ANNIE?
[13:41] Charyou hits himself harder
[13:41] Charyou: BEAT THE MUSIC OUTTA MY EARS!!!!!
[13:41] Kobold-Warrior: ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE?
[13:42] Kobold-Warrior: ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE?
[13:42] Morbidus bahses his head against a wall repeatedly
[13:42] Avara: ...
[13:42] Avara: You scare me.
[13:42] Charyou: Oh yeah... this is DEFINETLY going to the forums...
[13:42] Kobold-Warrior: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
[13:42] Kobold-Warrior: Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart

(13:16:34) [Avara] I. Need. ICONS.
(13:16:40) [Charyou] Why???????????????
(13:16:46) [Avara] Because I love icons? XD
(13:16:50) [Charyou] Why????????????????
(13:16:56) [Avara] Dunno.
(13:17:08) [Charyou] so.... you want them
(13:17:18) [Morbidus] buy some games. games have icons
(13:17:18) [Charyou] But dont knoew why you like em
(13:17:30) [Avara] It's almost like an obsession XD
(13:17:32) [Charyou] Mmmmmmm..... games.....
(13:18:00) [Charyou] Go to IA
(13:18:06) [Avara] IA?
(13:18:12) [Charyou] Iconomics Anonomous
(13:18:27) [Charyou] ...
(13:18:38) [Avara] O.o
(13:18:51) [Charyou] I know i misspelld that, but cant figure the misspell...
(13:19:06) [Morbidus] anonymous?
(13:19:15) [Charyou] Ah yes... thats it
(13:19:19) [Charyou] Thanks
(13:19:29) [Morbidus] my pleassure
(13:19:42) [Charyou] Pleasure*
(13:19:47) [Morbidus] Yeah
(13:20:00) [Morbidus] We all make misstakes
(13:20:14) [Charyou] Yes....
(13:20:25) [Charyou] Were all idiots...
(13:20:36) [Morbidus] Let's not jump to conclusions now
(13:20:43) [Charyou] Or me at least....
(13:21:11) [Morbidus] I'm insane, but I would not call me stupid
(13:21:20) [Charyou] Avara can be psychotic
(13:21:27) [Charyou] Ill be idiot
(13:21:33) [Charyou] And youll be insane...
(13:22:16) [Charyou] Now we have the hierarchy set up...
(13:22:24) [Morbidus] Awesome! now we just need a cool name for our team of superheroes
(13:22:34) [Charyou] yes....
(13:22:50) [Charyou] The Strange?
(13:23:05) [Morbidus] mmmyes... I like the sound of that
(13:23:34) [Charyou] Avara.... plz say: "Agreed"
(13:24:33) [Avara] I'd rather be Sadistic.
(13:24:41) [Charyou] ok, you can be both
(13:25:00) [Avara] YAY!
(13:25:01) [Avara] Agreed.
(13:25:02) [Charyou] Sadistic Psycho, can be youre Superhero name...
(13:25:44) [Charyou] Ill be CaPtAiN Idiot
(13:26:07) [Morbidus] I can be Master Madness
(13:26:07) [Charyou] Morbidus can be..... ummm....
(13:26:10) [Charyou] Yes
(13:26:14) [Avara] Awwww, I can't be Savage Nymph? ;-;
(13:26:35) [Charyou] Hmm.... it has a certain ring to it...
(13:27:14) [Charyou] Savage Psycho Nymph.....
(13:27:30) [Charyou] Oh well.... pick one.....
(13:28:24) [Morbidus] Psychotic savage nymph of sadism perhaps?
(13:28:52) [Charyou] A bit longish..... But otherwise very good....
(13:29:26) [Avara] Psychotic Savage Nymph of Sadism. The Savage Nymph for short :3
(13:29:43) [Charyou] YESH
(13:30:29) [Charyou] CaPtAiN Idiot, Master MAdness and The Savage Nymph... The Strange...
(13:30:38) [Charyou] On theyre quest to...
(13:30:57) [Charyou] ummm...
(13:31:04) [Charyou] Kill Driving Cow Bunny?
(13:31:12) [Avara] :3 I'm so happy now XD
(13:31:38) [Charyou]
(13:31:53) [Morbidus] ^__^
(13:32:09) [Charyou] (\_/)
(13:32:12) [Charyou] (-.-)
(13:32:24) [Charyou] (\_/)
(13:33:19) [Morbidus] it's a bunny!
(13:33:23) [Charyou]
(13:34:03) [Charyou] Someone put this in Daily Madness...... seriously...

How an educated conversation gets crushed...

[15:30] Charyou: The 1st one isnt that god...
[15:30] Charyou: good*
[15:30] Charyou: The others are better
[15:32] Morbidus: I didn't think it was very good either, I think... that was why I didn't read the rest.
[15:32] Charyou: You should...
[15:32] Charyou: Gets better from there...
[15:33] Morbidus: yeah... I'll see what I can do... But now school starts in just a few weeks, and then I must read their books..
[15:34] Charyou: Yeah
[15:34] Charyou: 1 week left....
[15:34] Kobold-Warrior has joined
[15:34] Kobold-Warrior: i got bored
[15:34] Kobold-Warrior: <.<
[15:34] Kobold-Warrior: >.>
[15:34] Charyou hits KW with a sledgehammer
[15:34] Kobold-Warrior: IM JUST A LOVE MACHINE
[15:35] Kobold-Warrior: AND I AINT GONNA WORK FOR NOBODY BUT YOU!
[15:35] Charyou hits himself with the sledgehammer
[15:35] Kobold-Warrior: lol
[15:35] Charyou: Almost had an educated conversation....
[15:35] Kobold-Warrior takes the sledgehammer back
[15:35] Morbidus: We were so close
[15:35] Kobold-Warrior: this is MINE
[15:35] Charyou: Then all hell broke loose....
[15:35] Kobold-Warrior:
[15:36] Kobold-Warrior casts ressurect on char
[15:36] Kobold-Warrior: ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE
[15:36] Kobold-Warrior: ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO HAVE FUN WITH ANYONE!
[15:36] Charyou starts hitting head on the ground
[15:36] Kobold-Warrior: CAUSE ITS THILLER THRILLER NIGHT!
[15:37] Charyou: Hmm....
[15:37] Morbidus takes out a drill and starts drilling a hole in his temple
[15:37] Kobold-Warrior: AND NO ONES ABOUT TO SAVE YOU FROM THE BEAST ABOUT TO STRIKE!
[15:37] Charyou headbutts KW in the face
[15:37] Kobold-Warrior: lol
[15:37] Kobold-Warrior: NANANANANANA THUNDER
[15:37] Kobold-Warrior: NANANANANANA THUNDER
[15:37] Kobold-Warrior: NANANANANANANANA THUNDER
[15:37] Kobold-Warrior: NANANANANANANANA THUNDER
[15:38] Kobold-Warrior: NANANANANANANANA THUNDER
[15:38] Kobold-Warrior: NANANANANANANANA THUNDER
[15:38] Charyou takes his lightsaber and putts it through his head
[15:38] Kobold-Warrior: NANANANANANANANA THUNDER
[15:38] Kobold-Warrior: NANANANANANANA THUNDER
[15:38] Charyou: I can still hear him.....
[15:38] Kobold-Warrior: NANANANANANANANA THUNDER
[15:38] Kobold-Warrior: NANANANANANANANA THUNDER
[15:38] Kobold-Warrior: I WAS CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF RAIL ROAD TRACKS (THUNDER)
[15:39] Kobold-Warrior: AND I KNEW

ahh a fun day in the IRC

good times.....gooood times......


<Space_Mummy> alright
<Murk> hello?
<Space_Mummy> yo
<Murk> who else is here
<Space_Mummy> no one else
<Murk> then TO THE DAILY MADNESS STUFF!
<Space_Mummy> Talley HO
<Murk> who says that anyway?
<Space_Mummy> no idea
<Murk> a british superhero says it
<Space_Mummy> Monty Python?
<Murk> yes
<Murk> monty python
<Space_Mummy> To Camelot!
<Murk> in camelot!
<Murk> we eat spam a lot!
<Murk> YOU'VE GOT MAIL! ITS NOT SPAM! wait, then i'd be lying.
<Space_Mummy> We are the Knights of NEE
<Murk> it
<Murk> NI
<Murk> ni
<Murk> ni
<Murk> ni
<Space_Mummy> NI
<Murk> ni
<Murk> ni
<Murk> ni
<Murk> ni
<Murk> NI
<Space_Mummy> shut up
<Murk> NI
<Murk> I want
<Murk> A SHRUBBERY!
<Space_Mummy> ninininininininininininininininininininininininininini INFITY!
<Murk> i want
<Murk> A SHRUBBERY!
<Space_Mummy> so yeah
<Space_Mummy> how was your day?
<Murk> it was
<Murk> day-iy
<Space_Mummy> dayish?
<Murk> yes
<Space_Mummy> have any daymares?
<Murk> no
<Murk> i had daydreams
<Space_Mummy> thats good
<Murk> you have daymares?
<Space_Mummy> sometimes
<Space_Mummy> want to check something out thats really funny?
<Murk> wait a sec i'm gonna post the ni thing
<Space_Mummy> ok

That'd be Shaun of the Dead, now mine:

"By the power of Grayskull..."

I became SUPER INSANE!

<Murk42> ...........
<Murk42> I am going
<Murk42> to
<Murk42> talk
<Murk42> to
<Murk42> mself
<Murk42> hello there
<Murk42> hi
<Murk42> I LIKE PIE!
<Murk42> this is strange
<Murk42> THE INSANITY flows!
<Murk42> I think my insanity is getting the best of me.......
<Murk42> what INSANITY?
<Murk42> you
<Murk42> You are my inner demon of insanity
<Murk42> Who else do i have?
<Murk42> NoOnE JusT mE
<Murk42> that explains a lot
<Murk42> wOo
<Murk42> This is creepy
<Murk42> WhO
<Murk42> YOU ARE!
<Murk42> ReAllY?
<Murk42> SoooooOOOOooOOOooOOOooOOOOO.......................
<Murk42> wHatS uP?
<Murk42> nothing
<Murk42> Just you
<Murk42> are annoying me
<Murk42> i never realized i annoyed myself...........
<Murk42> NeVEr? ThaTs a ShAmE.................
<Murk42> You are a shame
<Murk42> ReaLLy?
<Murk42> yes
<Murk42> rEAllY?
<Murk42> ......
<Murk42> ReALLy?
<Murk42> good day

Time to ress this thread...

[20:45] Charyou: Aaa... you two again
[20:46] Charyou: Or are you even here?
[20:46] Charyou: <.<
[20:46] Charyou: >.>
[20:47] Charyou: Cant see you...
[20:47] Morbidus: Char!
[20:48] Morbidus: I'm invisible, that's why you couldn't see me
[20:50] Charyou: Ofc... Thats it!!!!
[20:50] Unknown command: THROWS
[20:50] Charyou throws blue paint all over the place
[20:50] Charyou: Now i see you ^^
[20:50] Morbidus gets blue
[20:51] Morbidus: I feel kinda like a smurf now though
[20:51] Charyou: ^^
[20:51] Charyou gives Morb a white hat
[20:51] Charyou: Now youre a smurf^^
[20:51] Morbidus: Nooooooooooo!
[20:52] Charyou: The treanformation is complete!!!!
[20:52] Charyou: transformation*
[20:53] Morbidus: TRANSFORMERS! DAH-DAH-DAH-DAAAH!
[20:53] Morbidus is now known as Morbidus_Prime
[20:54] Charyou: What have i done....
[20:54] Morbidus_Prime: I can transform into a smurf! I shall save the world from the evil... uhm...
[20:54] Charyou: ...
[20:54] Morbidus_Prime: Who is evil?
[20:54] Charyou: Hmm... foorumkillerz?
[20:55] Morbidus_Prime: Forumkillertron!
[20:55] Charyou: HAA
[20:56] Morbidus_Prime: The final battle of earth...or something...!
[20:56] Morbidus_Prime: I think I should see the movie...
[20:56] Charyou: The Final Battle of Everything is about to begin!!!!........ tickets 5€
[20:57] Charyou: Children 3€
[20:57] Morbidus_Prime: I wonder why the boss of the good guys transformed into a truck though... Trucks are not that good, are they?
[20:58] Charyou: Trucks are Great!!!! They have their truck abilities!!! Like.... umm.. *mumble* and then ofc *mumble*!!!
[20:58] Charyou: <.<
[20:58] Charyou: >.>
[20:58] Charyou: No, not that good...
[20:58] Morbidus_Prime: Yeah... but Megetron can transform into a tank...
[20:59] Morbidus_Prime: And Tanks > Trucks
[20:59] Charyou: I bet hes tanking....
[21:00] Charyou has achieved a new lvl of stupidness
[21:00] Charyou: Wohooo!
[21:00] Morbidus_Prime: congrats!
[21:00] Morbidus_Prime: sonn you can get your epic...thingy...
[21:01] Charyou: My epic Helm Of Utter Stupidness!!
[21:01] Morbidus_Prime: With it you will be invincible!
[21:02] Charyou: Yes!! Ill gank all!!!! *eevil laughter*
[21:02] Morbidus_Prime: Not if I can help it! Morbidus_Prime stand by the power of goodness, robots and trucks... I mean smurfs!
[21:03] Morbidus_Prime: Or wait... Am I a robot that transforms into a smurf, or a smurf that transforms into a truck?
[21:03] Charyou: Aaargh... Smurfs..... I cant beat theire Power of Blue....
[21:03] Charyou: Hmm...
[21:04] Charyou: Smurf truck....
[21:04] Morbidus_Prime: Hooyah!
[21:04] Morbidus_Prime is the smurf-truck
[21:04] Morbidus_Prime: Or the smurf-mobile!
[21:05] Charyou: Smurf mobile!!!!
[21:05] Charyou: I Know!!!
[21:05] Charyou: Let's combine Powers to resurrect the Daily Madness Thread!!!
[21:06] Morbidus_Prime: Yes! so it shall be!
[21:06] Charyou: Start the resurrection (press Alt + F4 repeatdly)
[21:07] Morbidus_Prime: Nothing happens! I press Alt, then F4, then Alt, then F4, and nothing happens!
[21:09] Charyou: Edit: Start The Resurrection!!!! (cut power lines to youre house)

HE-MAN

The good part got lost, if Morb has it plz put it:
This is the end part
[21:40] Morbidus: it is inevitable
[21:40] Charyou: The 3rd side can make an own side... this is now: - and if the 3rd side is added it will look something like this: L
[21:41] Charyou: There we have 3 sides, wich fight ine another!
[21:41] Morbidus: The third side will always be closer to one of the other sides
[21:41] Morbidus: thereby aiding or sabotauging for that side
[21:41] Avara: I'm Neutral.
[21:41] Morbidus: Awww
[21:42] Avara: Not good, nor evil.
[21:42] Charyou: Yes Dr. But they will still be batling all others!
[21:42] Avara: I kill who I want, when I want, how I want.
[21:42] Charyou: How is a good questin, i think our viewers would very much like to know that
[21:42] Morbidus: Char, whoever they battle more will be weakened
[21:43] Morbidus: Each death leads closer to the end
[21:43] Morbidus: good or evil shall triumf...
[21:43] Charyou: The End is another beginning!!!
[21:43] Charyou: The Beginning is another End!!!
[21:44] Morbidus: supposing the end is really an end to begin with...
[21:44] Charyou: They are both another Middle section!!
[21:44] Morbidus: and not just a continuation
[21:44] Charyou: To camera: This debate truly is LFG philosophy at it's finest....
[21:45] Charyou: If its an end, where did it begin?
[21:45] Morbidus: Man has always tried to see borders, limits
[21:45] Morbidus: When in fact there are none
[21:45] Charyou: and make them
[21:45] Morbidus: it never began, and it will never end
[21:45] Morbidus: it just is
[21:45] Morbidus: for all eternity
[21:45] Charyou: you say man.... that means you think I'm human?
[21:45] Morbidus: But you are
[21:46] Charyou: What??? I am?? I am... I'm a human!!!! D'OH
[21:46] Morbidus: Oh... you really... you really dont know yet, do you?
[21:46] Charyou: no....
[21:47] Morbidus: Well, I wont be the one to deny the Dark Lord the pleasure of telling you himself... you'll learn it soon enough, though, he is already on his way...
[21:47] Charyou: Dark Lord... which one?
[21:47] Charyou: Voldy?
[21:47] Morbidus: Lord Malak of course!
[21:48] Avara: Malak?
[21:48] Charyou: Ahh... him.... oh yeah... im a small green midgit...
[21:48] Charyou: Avara, play Star wars KOTOR 1
[21:48] Avara: >.<
[21:48] Charyou: or 2
[21:48] Charyou: i have 2...
[21:48] Charyou: not two but part two
[21:49] Morbidus: I have both
[21:49] Charyou: or do i have two?
[21:49] Charyou: No... i have one teo
[21:49] Charyou: one two*
[21:49] Charyou: and 0 1
[21:49] Morbidus: *gasp*
[21:49] Charyou: So i got 01 and 12... i think its 13...
[21:50] Charyou: im so confused...
[21:50] Morbidus: so I have... 11 and 12... that's 23!
[21:50] Morbidus: you must get 11
[21:50] Charyou: yeah....
[21:50] Charyou: avara has to get both...
[21:50] Charyou: Meaning 111 and 112
[21:50] Charyou: Then shell have 223
[21:50] Morbidus: what!?
[21:51] Morbidus: 11 and 12 is enough
[21:51] Charyou: Hmm... you shure?
[21:51] Charyou: 111 sounds nice...
[21:51] Morbidus: but it's too much
[21:51] Charyou: not to mention how 112 sounds...
[21:51] Morbidus: where would she put all!
[21:51] Charyou: its actually the 911 for Finland...
[21:51] Morbidus: sweden too
[21:51] Charyou: in 911?
[21:52] Charyou: Thats a good place..
[21:52] Morbidus: you make no sense now
[21:52] Charyou: Ahh... to understand me YOU need to stop searching for sense
[21:53] Charyou: common or otherwise
[21:53] Morbidus: I AM sense
[21:53] Morbidus: it is what I am
[21:53] Charyou: But you dont have to look for it
[21:53] Morbidus: without it, I am nothing
[21:53] Charyou: otherwise... strange word...
[21:53] Charyou: Otherwise.. it should mean that the otherone iw wise...
[21:54] Charyou: is*
[21:54] Morbidus: dont think too much about words...
[21:54] Morbidus: you'll get very confused
[21:54] Charyou: This is what three days of school does to a person...
[21:54] Charyou: I AM CONFUSION ITSELF!!!
[21:54] Charyou: MUAHAHAHAHA
[21:55] Morbidus: I have a week and a half left still
[21:56] Charyou cries
[21:57] Charyou: Back to the news....
[21:57] Charyou: *some tune, like titiitititiiiiititititititiiiiiii, or something*
[21:57] Morbidus: And now, the weather
[21:58] Charyou: Here are the lfg-ftw-irc-omg-wth-omw-news
[21:58] Charyou: With wetherguy Mor!
[21:59] Charyou: How does the wether look like Mor?
[22:00] Morbidus: It is uncertain whether the weather will be sunny or rainy. Whether the late battles between the blue robot and the green... thing... has any effect on the weather or not is uncertain, but whichever the case, one should not misstake the word "whether" and the word "weather" Back to you Char
[22:00] Charyou: Thank you Mor...
[22:00] Charyou: Breaking news!!!
[22:00] Charyou: I have to go to sleep!!!
[22:01] Morbidus: I see
[22:01] Charyou: The new anchorman until i return will be...... Morbid!!!
[22:01] Morbidus: Night to you then, Char
[22:01] Charyou: Ok... ill still put this in the forums...
[22:01] Charyou: Gnight
[22:01] Avara: Night?
[22:01] Morbidus: nighty
[22:01] Charyou: DAy to you Avara
[22:01] Avara: XD Night
[22:02] Charyou: Good night/day/afternoon/evening/anything/something/LFG FTW/ whatever/ helloh/umm/still here/ok/Night/This will be in the forums... UNCENSORED!!!!

This is then before What Charyou posted... his takes place immediately after this:

(20:26:05) [Charyou] Thank you Dr. Morb, now to our main news story....
(20:26:30) [Charyou] We just received news that there is a fight going on...
(20:26:57) [Avara] *blinkblink*
(20:26:59) [Charyou] The competitionrs appear to be a smurf mobile and a small green man...
(20:27:19) [Charyou] On location we have our reporter Morbi....
(20:27:32) [Charyou] Tell us what appear to be happening, Morbi?
(20:27:46) [Morbidus] Welll, it is all a mess down here...
(20:28:29) [Morbidus] Aparently, the green fellow is using a powerful artifact of unknown origin, to further his schemes...
(20:28:53) [Chyogte] I ARE ALIVE
(20:29:01) [Avara] Gasp!
(20:29:05) [Morbidus] All that stands between humanity and utter destruction is a very blue truck, sometimes transforming to a robot...
(20:29:10) [Avara] Are in in the war, or a bistander too?
(20:29:16) [Morbidus] over to you, char
(20:29:27) [Charyou] Thank you Morbi
(20:29:53) [Chyogte] Ehm.
(20:29:58) [Chyogte] Wth is this? xD
(20:30:00) [Charyou] We just received word that Dr. Morb was infact right...
(20:30:26) [Avara] Apparently they're fighting. *nodnod*
(20:30:29) [Charyou] Avaras insane comment contribute to this war...
(20:30:29) [Avara] Or something.
(20:30:40) [Charyou] In ways she didnt expect...
(20:30:49) [Charyou] Any further comment Dr. Morb?
(20:31:26) [Morbidus] This is very startling indeed... This will have dire consequences, but for which side we are not yet certain... only time will tell...
(20:31:58) [Avara] I am my own side.
(20:32:12) [Charyou] Yes.. thank you Dr. Morb...
(20:32:22) [Morbidus] Good or evil! you must choose!
(20:32:34) [Charyou] Avara appears to have formed her own side, any comments Avara?
(20:32:44) [Chyogte] And people tell me I'm weird...
(20:33:02) [Avara] No comments, because this is slightly retarded.
(20:33:09) [Morbidus] If I may interrupt...
(20:33:14) [Avara] In the end you'll both kill eachother and I'll be left standing
(20:33:15) [Charyou] Offcamera to Chyogte: i just try harder than you to be weird
(20:33:28) [Chyogte] I don't try to be weird.
(20:33:29) [Chyogte] I just am.
(20:33:43) [Chyogte] Though it's sad that you really try to be weird.
(20:33:49) [Charyou] Offcamera, thats the problem... i actually am and try to be..
(20:33:52) [Morbidus] There can nonly be two sides! one good and one evil! every one is either good or evil! There can be no third side!
(20:34:11) [Avara] Yes there can.
(20:34:17) [Avara] Ever heard of a triangle?
(20:34:27) [Charyou] We are here in the debate stand With Dr. Morb and Avara... and ofc the newsankorman Charyou (me)
(20:34:53) [Morbidus] In a triangle, the sides don't attack eachother
(20:35:06) [Avara] Oh, but they do.
(20:35:34) [Charyou] The question everyone is asking is: Will This debate be enough, Will it ress The Dily Madness thread.... lets watch, as we three go to a debate!!
(20:36:03) * Charyou joins debate
(20:36:22) [Charyou] I say make it a cube!!! Cubes are nice!!!
(20:36:24) [Morbidus] besides, to form a triangle, all three sides must join simultaineously
(20:37:04) [Morbidus] here two sides are allready entwined, a third side can only change the current situation in either other side's favour
(20:37:15) [Charyou] Or not!!!
(20:37:26) [Morbidus] there is no "not"
(20:37:49) [Morbidus] Everything which does not aid one side aids the other instead

It's science night on #lfg!

(20:19:27) [Charyou] Discussion about the speed of Electricity?
(20:19:37) [abhorsen] ok
(20:19:51) [abhorsen] where's Dr Morb?
(20:20:06) [Morbidus] He's here alright
(20:20:16) [Charyou] Paging Dr. Morb... Pagind Dr. Morb
(20:20:27) [Charyou] Ok, good
(20:20:43) [Charyou] Does Elecrycity have an infine speed?
(20:21:00) [Morbidus] Electricity can only be as fast as the media which it travels through allows
(20:21:01) [Charyou] (electricity = E)
(20:21:33) [Charyou] Hmm... so the material affects the speed?
(20:22:05) [abhorsen] yep
(20:22:18) [Morbidus] pf course
(20:22:18) [Charyou] Is it faster than light?
(20:22:20) [Morbidus] *of
(20:22:24) [Morbidus] No
(20:22:37) [Charyou] So.. faster than sound?
(20:22:43) [Morbidus] There is no element which allows it to travel faster than light
(20:22:46) [abhorsen] yes
(20:22:48) [Morbidus] umm
(20:22:50) [Morbidus] maybe
(20:23:00) [abhorsen] dependant on the element
(20:23:11) [Charyou] Lets say Copper
(20:23:17) [Charyou] Thats usual in wiring
(20:23:17) [abhorsen] most likely
(20:23:54) [Charyou] Its faster than sound.... but does it have a "speed"
(20:24:11) [Charyou] AS in you could say that it travels 10000000000000000m/sec
(20:24:21) [abhorsen] also are we talking about AC or DC electricity?
(20:24:31) [Charyou] Dc is better i think
(20:24:37) [Charyou] and more usual in homes
(20:24:44) [Charyou] And...
(20:24:44) [Morbidus] the resistance of the chosen media must be taken into acount
(20:24:49) [Charyou] OK
(20:24:51) [Charyou] So...
(20:24:52) [abhorsen] ok, because ac doesnt move, it just wiggles
(20:25:08) [Charyou] if we pull wiring around the world...
(20:25:22) [Charyou] and put lights just about every 1m
(20:25:31) [Charyou] then turn on the E
(20:25:42) [Charyou] They wont light at the same time?
(20:26:06) [Charyou] and
(20:26:14) [Charyou] will they light from which way?
(20:26:21) [Charyou] The + side or the - side?
(20:26:31) [Charyou] or the middle?
(20:26:48) [abhorsen] they would light at the same time im pretty certain
(20:26:49) [Charyou] *im making you guys think*
(20:27:09) [Charyou] So....
(20:27:11) [Charyou] Why?
(20:27:20) [Morbidus] they wont light exactly the same time
(20:27:39) [Morbidus] but it would not be very long time between each
(20:27:47) [Morbidus] probably less than a sec
(20:27:59) [abhorsen] i thought that they would as the free electron's are already there in the wire
(20:28:27) [Morbidus] the electrcity must still come from the batery
(20:28:35) [Charyou] Morb: from which way would they light?
(20:28:49) [Charyou] Ab, thought of that too...
(20:28:56) [abhorsen] negative
(20:29:02) [Morbidus] I... dont know
(20:29:11) [Charyou] *gasp*
(20:29:12) [abhorsen] the positive end attracts the electrons
(20:29:15) [Morbidus] I can never remember which way it travels
(20:29:22) [Charyou] +to -
(20:29:29) [abhorsen] so the charged electrons would come from the other end
(20:29:29) [Morbidus] ah yes
(20:29:44) [Morbidus] now I remember
(20:29:53) [abhorsen] no, - to +
(20:29:57) [Morbidus] no
(20:29:58) [Charyou] ...
(20:30:03) [Morbidus] they were named inversely
(20:30:16) [Morbidus] before people realized that it was wrong
(20:30:23) [Morbidus] so, + to -
(20:30:51) [abhorsen] ?
(20:31:07) [Charyou] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_current
(20:31:24) [Charyou] its there... a pic a little over half ways down
(20:31:36) [Charyou] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Conven_current.PNG
(20:32:09) [abhorsen] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Galvanic_cell.png : the electrons travel from the negative to the positive
(20:32:52) [Charyou] electric current going the opposite way of the electrons)
(20:32:55) [Morbidus] Ab: The sides are named wrong. so while they travel from the negative side to the positive, they still travel from "+" to "-"
(20:33:15) [Charyou] This is a debate itself o.O
(20:33:16) [abhorsen] ok
(20:34:00) [Charyou] So...
(20:34:20) [Charyou] We were: Which eay would the lights ligh up?
(20:34:26) [Charyou] way*
(20:35:06) [Morbidus] from "-"
(20:35:10) [Morbidus] to "+"
(20:35:16) [Charyou] ?
(20:35:20) [Charyou] Why?
(20:35:28) [Morbidus] sorry
(20:35:32) [Morbidus] other way round
(20:35:43) [Charyou] Ah...
(20:35:46) [Morbidus] But from the negative pole to the positive one
(20:35:53) [Charyou] WE should test this...
(20:36:06) [Charyou] You get the wire, ill get the lamps
(20:36:10) [abhorsen] lol
(20:36:26) [Charyou] Thanks.... been waiting a long time for that word...
(20:36:31) [Charyou]
(20:36:48) [abhorsen] the energy needed would be very high if you want to do it "around the world"
(20:36:59) [Charyou] You get the energy
(20:37:35) [Charyou] Chyogte can go put the wiring and lamps in place
(20:37:43) [Chyogte] Whaaaaaa?
(20:37:52) [Charyou] You see, he agrees..
(20:38:24) [Charyou] But, from + to -?
(20:38:35) [Charyou] Why?
(20:38:36) [Chyogte] Um. What will I do?
(20:38:46) [Charyou] scroll back a little...
(20:38:59) [Charyou] dont wanna spoil the surprise
(20:39:16) [Charyou] But...
(20:39:18) [Chyogte] Hum
(20:39:20) [Chyogte] How much?
(20:39:45) [Charyou] to 20:35
(20:39:48) [Charyou] that time
(20:39:58) [Charyou] But
(20:40:24) [Charyou] Lamps need + and - to work... + E needs to get to - E...
(20:40:38) [Charyou] Then they start to light up
(20:41:17) [abhorsen] how many lams are we needing and how many watts do they use?
(20:41:24) [abhorsen] *lamps
(20:41:33) [Charyou] lam... lol
(20:41:35) [Chyogte] Oh right
(20:41:37) [Chyogte] I'll do it.
(20:41:39) [Charyou] Good
(20:41:41) [Chyogte] Hehehehe.
(20:41:51) [Charyou] Umm.. 1 for every meter...
(20:41:57) [Morbidus] I have a baaaad feeling about this
(20:41:59) [Chyogte] I'll put in my own doomsday switch
(20:42:41) [Morbidus] KABOOM!
(20:42:52) [Chyogte] That sound, yes-
(20:42:59) [Charyou] 40 000km
(20:43:08) [Charyou] so 40 000 lamps...
(20:43:09) [Chyogte] Followed by my maniacally sounding laughter
(20:43:16) [Charyou] ill help with that
(20:43:17) [Morbidus] umm
(20:43:28) [Morbidus] that's 40 000 000 lamps
(20:43:30) [abhorsen] 40,041470
(20:43:34) [Charyou] sorry...

(Charyou posts the continuation)

[21:50] Morbidus: Somehow I dont think they'll support us...
[21:50] Chyogte: If I'm gonna mount that shit
[21:50] Chyogte: I want money for it
[21:50] Chyogte: I don't care about the nobel prize
[21:51] Charyou: Youll get to travel
[21:51] Morbidus: bee are bee
[21:52] Charyou: ??
[21:53] Morbidus: backsie
[21:53] Chyogte: So what?
[21:53] Chyogte: I expect you to pay that too.
[21:54] Charyou: Nobel price comes with some money...
[21:55] Morbidus: Hopefully
[21:55] abhorsen: 240 mwh is more than the TOTAL output of Every wind plant on the Earth
[21:55] Charyou: Youll be invited to lots of comercials
[21:55] Charyou: BUT
[21:55] Charyou: Only half of a Nuclear plant...
[21:56] Morbidus: More nuklear power!
[21:56] Charyou: at least here in Finland
[21:56] abhorsen: yay
[21:56] abhorsen: so we are going to have to borrow half the output of a nuclear reactor...
[21:56] Charyou: Well "borrow" it from America (NASA)
[21:57] Charyou: IN the name of Science!!
[21:57] Charyou: actually... maybe 1 full plant...
[21:57] Chyogte: I expect to be paid during the trip
[21:57] Chyogte: Not after.
[21:57] Charyou: There a twin plant here that does 490MW
[21:58] Charyou: Chy: the trips well maybe buy, the money come after...
[21:58] abhorsen: America, Support nuclear power? XD
[21:58] Chyogte: Charyou: Nah-uh. I want money for my work too.
[21:58] Charyou: The overflowing-wheretoputall-nomoreroom-illgeta100thhouse-money comes later
[21:59] abhorsen: can we pay you in light bulbs?
[21:59] Charyou: lol
[21:59] Morbidus: xD
[21:59] Charyou: Good one Ab!!!
[21:59] abhorsen: i reckon we would get sum free with the 41k we're buying
[22:00] Charyou: yeah.... discount at least
[22:00] Charyou: btw...
[22:00] Charyou: How long would it take to make 41k lamps?
[22:00] abhorsen: why make when u could ebay them
[22:01] Charyou: not suggesting we make... just wondering
[22:01] abhorsen: 40 p each @ ebay atm
[22:01] Charyou: p?
[22:02] Morbidus: potatoes
[22:02] abhorsen: soz, 40 pence
[22:02] Charyou: umm...
[22:02] Charyou: in €?
[22:02] abhorsen: or £0.40
[22:02] abhorsen: which is approx $ 0.80
[22:02] Charyou: ...
[22:02] abhorsen: USD that is
[22:02] Charyou: 80 cents???
[22:03] abhorsen: Us cents yes
[22:03] Morbidus: 0,24 euro perhaps
[22:03] abhorsen: ?
[22:03] Charyou: no
[22:03] abhorsen: how did u get that Morb?
[22:03] Charyou: its about the sane as USD
[22:04] abhorsen: UK£ 0.40 = 0.79348 U.S. dollars
[22:04] Morbidus: I converted £0,4 into SEK into €
[22:04] Charyou: so about 0,8 €
[22:04] Morbidus: based on:
[22:04] Charyou: ...
[22:04] abhorsen: UK£ 0.40 = 0.591487141 Euros
[22:04] Charyou: how much SEK?
[22:04] abhorsen: SEK?
[22:04] Morbidus: £1=12SEK 1€=8SEK
[22:04] Charyou: Swedish money
[22:04] abhorsen: UK£ 0.40 = 5.55389903 Swedish kronor
[22:04] Morbidus: estimations only, mind you
[22:05] abhorsen: http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q...earch&meta=
[22:05] Charyou: umm
[22:05] Charyou: We needed how many?
[22:05] Charyou: 41 000 000?
[22:06] abhorsen: about that
[22:06] Charyou: soooo
[22:06] Charyou: 24 600 000€
[22:07] abhorsen: £16016588
[22:07] Charyou: k
[22:07] abhorsen: exactly
[22:07] Charyou: Anyone got that much spare on them?
[22:07] abhorsen: 222.386281 million Swedish kronor
[22:07] abhorsen: not when i last checked
[22:07] Charyou:
[22:08] Morbidus: ouch
[22:08] Charyou: i only need about 100 000 euros to be a millionaire in Sweden!!
[22:08] abhorsen: XD
[22:08] Morbidus: "only"?
[22:08] Charyou: well...
[22:08] Charyou: its less than 1million
[22:09] Morbidus: but euros are worth more
[22:09] abhorsen: g2g now, will be on later, someone put this on the random disscussion on irc thing in the forum
[22:10] Morbidus: it's Char's turn
[22:10] Morbidus: see ya Ab
[22:10] abhorsen: bye
[22:10] Charyou: Cya

All donations for our scientific research are welcome....

EDIT: Couldnt resist putting the continue:

[22:24] Charyou: We are just about the only ones keeping the thread going on...
[22:24] Morbidus: yeah
[22:24] Charyou: <.<
[22:24] Charyou: >.>
[22:24] Morbidus: noone else dare to come here
[22:24] Charyou: This channel is controlled by total weirdoes...
[22:25] Morbidus: Harrharrharr
[22:26] Charyou: i just love the edit feature...
[22:26] Morbidus: It's a blessing
[22:26] Charyou: yes...
[22:27] Charyou: added: All donations for our scientific research are welcome....
[22:27] Charyou: to the Daily Madness...
[22:27] Morbidus: perfect!
[22:27] Charyou: You think Bil Gates is gonna read it?
[22:28] Charyou: Bill*
[22:29] Morbidus: ofc. He must read lfg, right?
[22:30] Charyou: Yeah... Who wouldnt read lfg...
[22:32] Charyou: Again i use the edit feature...

How we arrive @ IRC:
(apologies for the lack of the time stamp on each message, but it doesnt show on my IRC)

<Charyou> where do you want him?
<Charyou> WOHOO
<Charyou> It worked!!!
<abhorsen> what worked?
<Charyou> The summoning spell!!
<abhorsen> lol
<Morbidus> We have summoned you here!
<Charyou> With the help of a monkey!!!
<abhorsen> "and there was great rejoicing
<abhorsen> "
<Morbidus> and goats
<Charyou> and candels
<abhorsen> candle
<abhorsen> s
<Charyou> Those too!!
<abhorsen> lol.
<abhorsen> so how is our 222 million SDK project going?
<Charyou> Well... check The DAily Madness
<Charyou> or the end at least...
<abhorsen> kl
<Charyou> Were just waiting to hear from Bill
<abhorsen> ok
<Charyou> oh yeah...
<Charyou> Btw... we need more money...
<Charyou> For the trips...
<abhorsen> walk XD
<Charyou> And swim...
<Charyou> Hmm... pole to pole or along the equator?
<Morbidus> and jump! cheesy
<abhorsen> equator i would say
<Chyogte> Thou art bad penises.
<Charyou> Equator uses less electricyti....
<Charyou> Dam...
<Charyou> I have to go to sleep unhappy
<Morbidus> what?
<abhorsen> i have visions of our electric cable melting through the polar icecaps...
<Morbidus> it's saturday tomorrow!
<abhorsen> XD
<Charyou> yeah...
<Charyou> Ab... sounds fun
<Chyogte> Morbidus, clever as ever.
<Charyou> Mom is complaining a LOT
<Morbidus> Chyogte: Look who's talking
<Charyou> ben for 2 h now...
<Chyogte> Morbidus: You just shut up.
<Chyogte> tongue
<Charyou> been*
<abhorsen> what time is it where u are then Char?
<Morbidus> Chyogte: I had better, right? or they would realize who's right? tongue
<Charyou> 23
<Charyou> or 22:55
<abhorsen> kk
<Chyogte> Morbidus: Bleh bleh. tongue
<Chyogte> Morbidus: I have the right to be stupid.
<Charyou> nice dual conversation here...
<abhorsen> that it is
<Chyogte> Someone dropped a tractor in my head when I was a kid!
<Charyou> Good to know this wont get all silent..
<abhorsen> wtf?
<Charyou> ...
<Morbidus> Chyogte: And I have the right to state the obvious tongue
<Charyou> to who?
<Chyogte> Morbidus: No you don't.
<Morbidus> Chyogte: stop me
<Morbidus> I Have hair
<Chyogte> /ignore Morbidus!*@*
<Chyogte> cheesy
<Morbidus> Chyogte: Doesn't stop me
<Charyou> oh well ill go to slep now
<Chyogte> Morbidus: True. Hum. Pwnage in #trivia?
<Charyou> Night
<Morbidus> nighty, Char
<abhorsen> bye
<Chyogte> G'nite
<Charyou> Cya all, AND KEEP THINKING!!!
<Chyogte> THAT IS TOO PAINFUL
<Morbidus> Chyogte: you know I'm chanceless there
<Charyou> Youll gro used to it happy
<Charyou> Cya
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<Chyogte> Morbidus: I'll give you a headstart? xD
<Morbidus> Chyogte: fair enough tongue
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<Morbidus> mornin
<The_Lone_David> Howdy
<abhorsen> hi
<abhorsen> |\__/|
<abhorsen> (o..o)
<abhorsen> ^zombie fox
<Morbidus> zombies are cool
<Chyogte> penis?
<abhorsen> ?
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<abhorsen> i think he died due to boredom....
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<Morbidus> well, he seems to have ressurected again
<abhorsen> good thing i multiclassed into cleric...
<Morbidus> cool ^^
<abhorsen> unfortunately that was my last resurrection spell.... so i cant ressurect this thread if it dies now....
<The_Lone_David> you used a fantasy thing to bring me back?
<The_Lone_David> I feel so... dirty
<abhorsen> xD
<abhorsen> i was summoned an hour ago by using goats, monkeys, candels and candles, so count yourself luck that you only needed on scroll to bring yourself back...
<The_Lone_David> What no spice?
<abhorsen> na, they were out of stock
<The_Lone_David> damn
<abhorsen> thats why they used candels
<The_Lone_David> oh
<abhorsen> i have some mustard here.... i guess i could habe used that
<abhorsen> have

<abhorsen> im a he dont worry
<Murk> WOO!
<abhorsen> hi
<The_Lone_David> hi there
* abhorsen waves
<Murk> there are actually others here now
<Morbidus> True
<The_Lone_David> why would i worry if youo were a girl
* Murk punches the ground
<abhorsen> dont know
<Murk> OWIES! my hand!
<abhorsen> ?
<Murk> sorry.
<Morbidus> poor ground!
<Murk> i got bored
* Murk punches morbidus in the face
<Murk> WOO!
<Morbidus> Owwie unhappy
<Murk> WOO!
<Murk> can't you do anything back?
<Murk> besides say owie?
* Morbidus throws hats at Murk
* The_Lone_David garrotes Murk
<Morbidus> happy?
* Murk runs away in terror
<The_Lone_David> ^^
* Murk comes back
<Murk> i think i got hurt.
<The_Lone_David> you got strangled
<Morbidus> Sounds probable, yes
<Murk> I feel like i didn't give stewie the money i owe him
<Morbidus> can you repay him in lightbulbs?
<Murk> no.
<Murk> i can acronymnize LONE DAVID.
<The_Lone_David> Say what?
<Murk> L.O.N.E. D.A.V.I.D.: Lifelike Operational Neohuman Engineered for Dangerous Assassination, Violence and Immediate Destruction
<Murk> though it ain't true
<abhorsen> whats Abhorsen then?
<Murk> wait
<Murk> A.B.H.O.R.S.E.N.: Artificial Biomechanical Humanoid Optimized for Rational Sabotage and Efficient Nullification
<Murk> I can also do it in MONSTER FORM!
<abhorsen> nice
<Murk> A.B.H.O.R.S.E.N.: Abhorrent, Bloodthirsty, Hitchhiker-Obliterating Ravager from the Sunless Enchanted Necropolis
<Murk> LOne david's monster form is:
<Murk> L.O.N.E. D.A.V.I.D.: Lethal, Orphan-Nabbing, Explorer-Devouring Abomination from the Vile Isolated Dungeon
<Murk> yea
<The_Lone_David> Do Hunter
<Murk> H.U.N.T.E.R.: Hideous, Undertaker-Nabbing Terror Enslaved by Rage
<Murk> H.U.N.T.E.R.: Humanoid Used for Nocturnal Troubleshooting and Efficient Repair
<Murk> yea
<Morbidus> cool
<Murk> even though i am using an acronym program
<The_Lone_David> Murk: Massively Underrated Redarded Killer
<Murk> M.O.R.B.I.D.U.S.: Machine Optimized for Rational Battle, Immediate Destruction and Ultimate Sabotage
<The_Lone_David> and I'm not using a program
<Murk> I know
<Murk> Mechanized ultimate responsible for killing
<Murk> NO MACHINE!
<Murk> YEA
<Murk> M.O.R.B.I.D.U.S.: Malevolent, Offensive, Redhead-Beheading Imp from the Dreaded Underground Sanctuary
<Murk> WOO!
<Murk> I'm posting all of this

<Charyou> Helloh everybody
<Charyou> <.<
<Charyou> >.>
<Charyou> Everyone ran away when i came?
<Charyou> ok....
<Charyou> I guess i have to gather the goats and monkey....
<Morbidus> Char!
<Charyou> Morb!!!
<Charyou> Where is everyone?
<Morbidus> No idea
<Charyou> ..
<Charyou> ok... go get the candels...
<Charyou> ill have the monkey and goats
<Morbidus> and candles...
<Morbidus> sure thing
* Charyou goes to gather the goats..... and monkey
* Morbidus gets candles and candels
<Charyou> remember to draw the thing...
<Morbidus> ah yes
* Morbidus draws a pentagram on the ground, and places the candles in a fitting way
* Charyou brings the goats..... and monkey!
* Charyou puts monkey in the middle.... by using a banana!
<Charyou> *note: im pretty bored*
<Abhorsen> i
<Abhorsen> hi
<Charyou> IT WORKED!!!!!
<Abhorsen> lol
<Charyou> twice in a row!!! it worked!!!!
<Charyou> Good monkey
<Morbidus> this is fascinating indeed
* Charyou pats the monkey
<Abhorsen> how was school then char tongue
<Charyou> the same..... i ate 1h too early... then ate again at the right time...
<Abhorsen> lol
<Charyou> Ab, you felt any supernatural powers forcing you to come here?
<Abhorsen> i felt a strange compulsion to check the LFG irc...
<Charyou> Ah.... that was it i supose...
<Charyou> WE want Chy here?
* Charyou points at Chy... Monkey throws the banana at Chy
<Chyogte> who what where?
<Charyou> O.O
<Charyou> Whadda ya know.... worked on him too
<Abhorsen> @char: the maths question i was tlking about yesterday: http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m256/4b...3n/untitled.jpg
<Chyogte> Whatever
<Abhorsen> had to draw it as i couldnt find the right symbol
<Chyogte> I'm off reading again
<Charyou> ummm...
<Chyogte> poopidoo
<Charyou> what should i do?
<Abhorsen> if you enter any number into a scientific calculator
<Abhorsen> then press =, and then enter that formula and repeat pressing =
<Charyou> yes?? yes??? YES???
<Abhorsen> it will loop @ x*10^10
<Abhorsen> and i cant work out why....
<Charyou> ummm...
<Charyou> i put 10
<Charyou> i got 2000 000
<Charyou> that right?
<Abhorsen> soz, i mean that the calculator shows a number (when i tried 2 it was 3.3x10^10)
<Abhorsen> and then after that number it loops back to 2
<Charyou> ookaaay
<Charyou> hmmm...
<Charyou> i put 1....
<Charyou> then i got 2...
<Charyou> Then 8...
<Charyou> then 65536
<Morbidus> weird
<Abhorsen> hmmm, the sequence i got was 2, 4, 6, 8, 16, 32, 63.9, 128...
<Charyou> O.o
<Morbidus> 63.9 is interesting
<Abhorsen> it is
<Morbidus> why is it not 64?
<Abhorsen> i do not know
<Charyou> ...
<Charyou> We have only had a glimpse of the True Math!!
<Charyou> We must be on our guard, or our brains will melt and come out our ears....
<Morbidus> meh. then we just collect it in a cup and drink it
<Charyou> What do yoyu supose it tastes like?
<Abhorsen> lol
<Morbidus> like... chicken
<Morbidus> gotta eat now though. Brb
<Charyou> ok.... then screw safety...
<Abhorsen> it probably has the texture of lukewarm mince...
<Charyou> ok..
<Charyou> Cya
*** Morbidus is now known as Morbidus\away
<Abhorsen> cya
<Charyou> ok....
<Charyou> Now we can blow him up!!
* Charyou gets C4
* Abhorsen gets arming codes
* Abhorsen buys a wmd...
* Charyou straps 10000000000000 tons of C4 on Morb
* Charyou wonders whar wmd is
* Abhorsen attaches the wmd to morbs feet
<Charyou> wmd?
<Abhorsen> wmd- weapon of mass destruction
<Charyou> Ah....... ok... continue
<Abhorsen> bought it of GWB@whitehouse.com on ebay xD
<Charyou> lol
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<Charyou> O.O
<Charyou> DAM
<Abhorsen> wtf?
<Abhorsen> two morbs?
<Charyou> The clones are coming!!!! again
<Abhorsen> xD
<Charyou> The world cant handle two Morbs....
<Charyou> Its just too much
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<Charyou> Hmmm...
<Abhorsen> he left, but he's still here...
* Abhorsen <head explodes
<Charyou> The circle is complete
<Charyou> its logical....
<Charyou> There no logic...
<Charyou> there's
<Charyou> **
<Abhorsen> it makes as much sense as a watermelon...
<Charyou> and tastes almost as good as one
<Charyou> We were gonna blow him up?
* Abhorsen gets one of those bokes with the pump on top and connects it to all the explosives
<Abhorsen> *boxes
* Charyou takes cover
<Abhorsen> presses the lever down...
<Abhorsen> ...nothing happens
* Abhorsen goes out to check the explosives
<Charyou> These wires arent connected
* Charyou connects the wires
<Charyou> BOOM
<Charyou> <.<
<Charyou> >.>
<Charyou> No comments about the blast that blew up earth?
<Abhorsen> it wasnt that bad...
* Abhorsen looks around
<Charyou> You like youre halo dont you
<Abhorsen> actually, i might have to rethink that
<Abhorsen> ?
<Charyou> Checking explosive + BOOM = youre dead
<Charyou> Dead = you got a halo
<Charyou> or that youre burning in hell
<Abhorsen> na, i found a portable nuclear bunker
<Charyou> ...
<Charyou> Nice portable technology
<Charyou> i was behind a rock ^^
<Abhorsen> lol
<Charyou> What happened to MOrb?
<Abhorsen> ?
*** Morbidus\away is now known as Morbidus
<Morbidus> I'm baaaack
<Charyou> He was strapped to the explosives...
<Charyou> Back???
<Charyou> Hurry!!! Ab hide all evidence, ill stall him!!
<Charyou> Hi Morb happy
<Morbidus> Hi char
<Morbidus> wait, what explosives was that?
<Charyou> Ummm... noooothing.....
<Morbidus> Is there something you want to tell me?
<Charyou> ok.... but you better sit down...
<Charyou> sitting?
<Morbidus> yeah
<Charyou> ok.. the thing is....
* Charyou runs away
<Charyou> RUN AB!!!!
* Morbidus throws a robe after Char
<Charyou> robe?
<Morbidus> rope*
<Morbidus> typo
<Charyou> ahh... that makes more sense
<Morbidus> indeed
<Charyou> yes...
<Charyou> oh yeah... i was running...
* Charyou continues running
* Morbidus catches Char in a lasso
* Charyou fights till the bitter end
<Charyou> of the rope that is...
<Morbidus> I think you should start talking now
<Charyou> What are you gonna do to me if i dont?
<Morbidus> um
<Morbidus> uh...
<Morbidus> it's secret
<Charyou> O.o
<Morbidus> but it's really horrible
<Morbidus> I promise
<Charyou> HOW horrible?
<Morbidus> So horrible even a demon would be repulsed
<Charyou> ....
<Charyou> Hmmm...
<Charyou> Curiosity is getting the better of me.....
<Morbidus> Nonono
<Morbidus> You REALLY dont want to do that
<Charyou> Its a hard choice...
<Charyou> ok, i know..
<Charyou> How about, if i tell you
<Charyou> Then youll do it to Ab?
<Morbidus> uh... sure
<Charyou> ok...
<Charyou> IT WAS ABS IDEA
<Charyou> <.<
<Charyou> >.>
<Morbidus> what was Abs idea?
<Charyou> Umm....
<Charyou> The wmd....
<Morbidus> The What!?
<Charyou> <.<
<Charyou> Weapon of Mass destruction
<Charyou> He got it from GWB@thewhitehouse.com via eBay
<Morbidus> Okay, so what does this wmd have to do with
<Morbidus> me?
<Charyou> Well...
* Abhorsen runs into portable nuclear bunker....
* Abhorsen and locks the door
<Charyou> Dam lasso...
<Charyou> I wish i was behind my rock...
<Charyou> He ..
<Charyou> Strapped...
<Charyou> It on you
* Abhorsen calls from the bunker "what about that million tons of C4 that you strapped to him"
<Morbidus> Char...?
<Charyou> Shhhhh!!!! Dont tell him that!!!!
<Morbidus> something you forgot to tell me?
<Charyou> ummm.... no?
<Morbidus> So there's no million tons of C4?
<Charyou> ummm......
<Charyou> not anymore
<Morbidus> do I want to know what happened?
<Charyou> Welllll..... do you want to know you have a halo?
<Morbidus> I dont have much of a choice now, do I?
<Charyou> Shure you do....
<Charyou> Get a brainwash...
<Morbidus> Unfortunately, I am imune to brainwashes
<Charyou> Then we have a problem...
<Charyou> <.<
<Charyou> >.>
<Morbidus> So
<Morbidus> tell me now
<Abhorsen> even the kind caused by a WMD and 1 mill tons of C4 going off @ the same time?
<Charyou> umm.. yeah
<Morbidus> Alright
<Morbidus> just what happened exactly?
<Charyou> Ab failed to do the wire connections right...
<Charyou> yes.... its hes fault...
<Charyou> <.<
<Charyou> >.>
<Abhorsen> shall we post this on daily madness for morb to find out?
<Charyou> ok
<Charyou> will have enough time to run away...
<Abhorsen> can you post it char as my irc doesnt show the times of messages unhappy
<Charyou> I dont have all of the things we did unhappy
<Charyou> only from BOOM and forward..
<Charyou> dont need time...
<Abhorsen> i have everything

<Murk> all better
<Murk> i can see whos here now
* Avara purrs.
<Murk> YOU'RE A CAT?
<OpalescentFireBug> o.O
<OpalescentFireBug> koneko chan wa kawaii ne
<Murk> you said cute in japanese
<Avara> ._.
<Murk> thats all i understood
<Murk> pretty much
<OpalescentFireBug> haha i said the kitten is cute
<Avara> Aiya! Anata wa kawaii yo!
<Murk> i get bored
<Murk> ??
<OpalescentFireBug> Iie. chigaimasu!
<Avara> Atashi wa neko desu.
<Murk> NOOOOOOOOOOO
<OpalescentFireBug> kawaikunai.
<TheLoneDavid> Is it necessary to talk in japanese, are you saying anything you don't want us to hear?
<Murk> i can't understand any of yous
<Avara> XD
<OpalescentFireBug> lol.
<TheLoneDavid> are you secretly cyberiing?
<Avara> I said that she's cute and that I'm a cat. XD
<OpalescentFireBug> she said i was cute. i said no thats wrong
<OpalescentFireBug> she said she's a kitten
* Avara nods.
<OpalescentFireBug> and i said not cute.
<TheLoneDavid> ah ok.
<Murk> cause she purrs
<Murk> avara's a cat, or kitty
* OpalescentFireBug bites her tongue cuz of the babymen present
* Avara purrs again.
<TheLoneDavid> babymen?
<OpalescentFireBug> yeap
<TheLoneDavid> right
<Morbidus> what babymen?
<OpalescentFireBug> you're all like 17
<Murk> whats a babymen
<TheLoneDavid> man, my games gonna get rained out...
<OpalescentFireBug> Avara's 15!
<Avara> Except me XD
* Avara coughs.
* OpalescentFireBug dances to maki goto
<Murk> i just remembered-i didn't set my birthday yet!
* Fre is older than 17
<Murk> i'll do it eventually
<OpalescentFireBug> lol. yes frefre
<Avara> Weren't you the one who said never to say a girls age? XD
<OpalescentFireBug> haha a lady. girls dont count =P
<OpalescentFireBug> you're in diapers still
<Fre> loophole in the rules
<Morbidus> you're in a wheelchair tongue
<OpalescentFireBug> =D
<OpalescentFireBug> i know. right!
* OpalescentFireBug dances with frefre
<OpalescentFireBug> pfft. whatever im cute you <3 me =D
<Avara> XD Okies XD
<Morbidus> fascinating
* Murk just sits there, doing nothing
<OpalescentFireBug> =P
<OpalescentFireBug> rule to understanding me...
<OpalescentFireBug> 98% of what i say is just jibberish.
<OpalescentFireBug> dont take me seriously.
<Morbidus> I can do that
<Murk> anyone can do that
<Murk> cause no-one takes ME seriously
<OpalescentFireBug> =D
<OpalescentFireBug> hooray for silliness!
* Avara clings to Murky.
<Morbidus> seriousness is over-rated
* OpalescentFireBug dances to arashi
<OpalescentFireBug> PEeeeeeeeeeee
* Avara dances to 'Don't Cry Out' backwards
* Morbidus chants "Ia, ia, Cthulhu fhtagn"
<OpalescentFireBug> im bored
<Murk> i think i need earplugs
* OpalescentFireBug claps
<OpalescentFireBug> amuse me
<Avara> Gasp!
<Murk> thats easy
<OpalescentFireBug> =D
* OpalescentFireBug streaks
* Murk throws a pie at myself
<Avara> http://www.tv-links.co.uk/
<Avara> The only TV you will ever need.
<OpalescentFireBug> demo... i'm at work!
<OpalescentFireBug> =C
<Avara> @_@
<OpalescentFireBug> yeah. grown up jobs 4tl
<Avara> XD
<Avara> I used to have a job!
<Avara> <3
<Morbidus> My school starts in 3 days cheesy
<Avara> Eeew
<OpalescentFireBug> mine starts on the 5th
<OpalescentFireBug> but it's just japanese class haha since i already have my degree
<Avara> I need to head out for a bit :3
<Avara> Be back later.
<Morbidus> bye
* Avara waves
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<OpalescentFireBug> All the girls, wish to be sexy
<OpalescentFireBug> Pretty red dresses & high heels
<OpalescentFireBug> Put lip stick on and me high
<OpalescentFireBug> How gorgeous I am
<Morbidus> All we wanna do is eat your brains!
<Morbidus> We're not unreasonable, I mean noone's gonna eat your eyes
<OpalescentFireBug> go for it!
<OpalescentFireBug> BRAINS
<OpalescentFireBug> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
<Morbidus> O.o
<Morbidus> what seems to be the problem?
<OpalescentFireBug> bored
<Morbidus> naaaaw
<OpalescentFireBug> and its ONLY 415
<Morbidus> poor you
<Morbidus> play a computergame?
<Fre> 9:15 for me
<OpalescentFireBug> im at work
<OpalescentFireBug> stupid boyfriend leaving at stupid four oclock....
<Morbidus> take a nap?
<OpalescentFireBug> at work?
<Fre> Opal: dont blame Ghis, Blame Ryan
<OpalescentFireBug> yeah
<OpalescentFireBug> fucking baldy
<Morbidus> I sense negative energy in the air
<OpalescentFireBug> lol.
<OpalescentFireBug> ryan and i have a love hate relationship
<OpalescentFireBug> i love to hate him, and he has no idea why
<Morbidus> ooookay
<OpalescentFireBug> he's...very full of himself.
<OpalescentFireBug> i want to take him down a few pegs. and you know us new yorkers. we're all mean sarcastic people so....
<OpalescentFireBug> not my fault he's canadian and cant handle the heat >D
<Morbidus> xD
<OpalescentFireBug> ghis and ryan are really good friends irl.
<Morbidus> I see
<Morbidus> brb
* OpalescentFireBug smashes her phone
<Fre> why smash the phone?
<OpalescentFireBug> ringing
<OpalescentFireBug> annoying me
<OpalescentFireBug> i hate clients. haha
<OpalescentFireBug> I WILL MAKE YOUR HOUSES FALL DOWN!
<OpalescentFireBug> (I think im scaring the people who dont know me frefre)
<Murk> star with this one
* Murk pulls out a house from his throat
<OpalescentFireBug> i blame the coffee
<OpalescentFireBug> and im an architect/interior designer.
<Fre> possibly opal but i know you so its ok
<OpalescentFireBug> if that helps it make sense
<Morbidus> backsie
<Murk> backsie?
<Murk> what kind of word is that?
<Fre> a semi-english one
<Morbidus> it's "back" with a cute addition
<Murk> sure
<Murk> like murksie is murk with a cute addtion
<Morbidus> exactly
<OpalescentFireBug> *nod*
<Murk> I still hate you Morbidus
<Morbidus> Dont be like that murksie-lurk
<Morbidus> Lets all be friends
<Murk> that is why i hate you
<Murk> and why i always will
<Morbidus> T_T
<Murk> i swear this is more like a webcomic everyday...................................
* Morbidus cries
<Fre>
<Morbidus> he doesn't like me unhappy
<Murk> First person i made to cry today-MORBIDUS!
<Morbidus> You need to learn how to be a gentleman, murksie
<Murk> NO!
<Murk> NEVER!
* OpalescentFireBug reads JE gossip
<OpalescentFireBug> behave boys
<Murk> Because i live in
<Murk> A SWAMP!
<Morbidus> so?
<Murk> there are no gentlemen in swamps
<Morbidus> you can still be a gentleman
<Murk> never
<Morbidus> you can be the first!
<Murk> no
<Murk> the only gentlemenly things i have accomplished:
<Murk> 1: be nice to ladies
<Murk> or try to
<Murk> 2: no eating with mouth full
<Murk> or try to
<Morbidus> well...
<Morbidus> it's a start
<Morbidus> I wont give up on you
<Murk> Why not?
<Morbidus> Dont know really
* Fre is very gentlemanly, he wears his suit and bowler hat every day and walks down the street with an umbrella and briefcase
<Morbidus> lovely
<OpalescentFireBug> yes
<OpalescentFireBug> be nice to the ladies
<OpalescentFireBug> and by ladies i mean me.
<OpalescentFireBug> be nice to me.
<OpalescentFireBug> at ALL times
<OpalescentFireBug> Worship me!
<Fre> i wouldnt go as far as worshipping you Opal but i do attempt to be nice at all times
<Morbidus> uuuuuh. I only worship Gods and/or Goddesses
<OpalescentFireBug> im a goddess.
<OpalescentFireBug> =O
<Morbidus> prove it
* OpalescentFireBug yawns
<OpalescentFireBug> pfft
<OpalescentFireBug> you'd do me
<OpalescentFireBug> omg im sooooooo bored
<OpalescentFireBug> x.X;
<Morbidus> You need to give me proof of your divinity before I start worshiping
<Murk> why
<Murk> should
<Murk> I
<Murk> worship
<Murk> OFB
<OpalescentFireBug> because
<OpalescentFireBug> i
<OpalescentFireBug> am
<OpalescentFireBug> awesome
<Morbidus> proof please
<Morbidus> tell us of a feat
<Morbidus> of show us a trick
<OpalescentFireBug> lol if i did that ghis would beat you up and dump me >D
<OpalescentFireBug> WINK
<OpalescentFireBug> =P
<OpalescentFireBug> -.-
* Murk slaps OFB
<Murk> i feel better now
<OpalescentFireBug> haha
<Morbidus> Behave Murksie!
<OpalescentFireBug> i told you before
<Murk> NO!
<OpalescentFireBug> dont believe 98% of the stuff i say
<OpalescentFireBug> im always goofing off
<Murk> I know
<OpalescentFireBug> yeah no hitting a lady
<Murk> thats why i slapped you
<Murk> hey i said TRY to be nice.........
<Murk> you were getting annoying
<Morbidus> tss
<Morbidus> You need to restrain yourself, lurky
<Murk> I do
<Murk> i only slapped her
<Morbidus> you shouldn't have slapped her
<Murk> I didn;t st fire to her house and burned all of her kin did I?
<Murk> No
<Morbidus> Never harma lady unless the lady initiates the violence
<Murk> she did
<Morbidus> really?
<Murk> she made me go crazy
<Morbidus> does not count
<Murk> i didn't know what i was doing
<Murk> YES IT DOES
<Morbidus> unless she hits you first you may not hit her
<OpalescentFireBug> dont be mean to me
<OpalescentFireBug> =C
<OpalescentFireBug> =C
<Murk> if anyone makes a webcomic out of this..........................i wouldn't blame them..........................
<Morbidus> I'm teaching murksie some manners
<Murk> manners are for mannerful people
<Murk> i am not mannerful
<Murk> i am Murkerful
<Morbidus> you should be
<Morbidus> be nice to the ladies
<Murk> I try..........
<Murk> its not my fault.........
<Morbidus> OUCH HOT IT BURNS
<Murk> ?
<Murk> what happened
* Murk pours water on Morb
<Morbidus> I put my laptop in my lap unhappy
<Morbidus> it was hot
<Murk> sorry
<Murk> ah
<Murk> then how did you type that
<Morbidus> extreme self-control
<Morbidus> and an external keyboard
<Murk> ..........i still hate you
<Morbidus> what now?
<Morbidus> We both know you love me deep inside
<Murk> no
<Morbidus> yes
<Murk> deep inside there's a tar pit
<Morbidus> everyone does
<Murk> and then quicksand
<Morbidus> it is impossible to hate me
<Murk> and quicksand 3.0
<Murk> then i am a god
<Murk> because i hate you
<Morbidus> No you dont
<OpalescentFireBug> 13 minutes
<Morbidus> you just pretend
<Murk> yes i do
<Morbidus> 13 min to what?
<Murk> i think thats how long we've been arguing
<Morbidus> cool...
<Fre> till she can leave
<Fre> and go home
<Morbidus> I see
<Fre> speaking of leaving and going home i'm off to bed
<Murk> oh.....kay........
<Morbidus> nighty
<Murk> wait
<Murk> DON'T LEAVE ME
<Murk> .............................
<Murk> I hate you Morbidus
<Morbidus> Why?
<Murk> because you make my head hurt
<Murk> and you try to make me a gentleman
<Morbidus> Awesomeness! cheesy
<Morbidus> It would do you good
<OpalescentFireBug> till i go home.
<Fre> Murk: you seem clingy and needy, i'm just not looking for that right now, i'm sorry and dont mean to hurt your feelings but thats just the way it is
<OpalescentFireBug> night frefre
<Fre> hahaha
<Fre> night Mistress Opal
<Murk> g'night
<OpalescentFireBug> night pet <3
<Murk> I'm A PET?

(17:04:09) [Charyou] hmmm...
(17:04:49) [Charyou] it will end up with us making a new program, that lets you talk to people and see them... and maybe a few other things...
(17:05:02) [Morbidus] it already exists
(17:05:10) [Morbidus] It's called IRL
(17:05:13) [Charyou] yeah... but we can still make 1
(17:05:31) [Charyou] ouch... Morb - Char 1-0
(17:05:38) [Morbidus] ^^
(17:06:46) [Charyou] Thats a good name for a program.......
(17:07:16) [Morbidus] yeah... But so very ironic
(17:07:31) [Charyou] Yes.......
(17:08:16) [Charyou] So's making a program that makes it possible to talk to people, when there are phines etc... and when you see the people tomorrow...
(17:08:22) [Charyou] phones*
(17:08:58) [Morbidus] true
(17:09:50) [Charyou] you know a program, that tells ou who have bloccked/erased you in their Msn contacts
(17:09:53) [Charyou] ?
(17:10:08) [Morbidus] I've heard of one, yes
(17:10:18) [Morbidus] but I can't recall the adress right now
(17:10:35) [Charyou] you want it?
(17:10:42) [Charyou] its in finnish though
(17:10:46) [Morbidus] no thanks
(17:10:55) [Charyou] yeah...
(17:11:00) [Charyou] havent used it myself
(17:11:20) [Morbidus] I'm confident my contacts haven't deleted/blocked me
(17:11:30) [Charyou] im not
(17:11:50) [Morbidus] so why don't you use it?
(17:11:53) [Charyou] i just "know" who have
(17:12:08) [Charyou] cause 1 hasnt been there for 2 months...
(17:12:34) [Charyou] 1 hasnt added me at all
(17:12:46) [Morbidus] remove them?
(17:12:58) [Charyou] nah...
(17:13:21) [Charyou] Cause there are people who come to Msn 1 a year...
(17:13:41) [Morbidus] ooooh-kay...
(17:13:47) [Charyou] i know 1.....
(17:14:03) [Charyou] <.<
(17:14:04) [Charyou] >.>
(17:14:08) [Charyou] Theyre weird...
(17:14:19) [Charyou] Thats what no Msn does to a person
(17:14:25) * Charyou nods
(17:14:55) [Morbidus] sounds... logical, I guess
(17:15:18) [Charyou] yes...
(17:16:07) [Charyou] You canot deny The Truth!!!!
(17:16:15) [Morbidus] sure I can
(17:16:26) [Morbidus] WE HAVE NOT LANDED ON THE MOON!
(17:16:34) [Charyou] Hmmm.... D'OH
(17:16:43) [Morbidus] THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE DOES NOT EXIST!
(17:16:44) [Charyou] Morb-Char 2-0
(17:16:47) [Morbidus] ^^
(17:17:23) [Charyou] Youre puny beliefs does not change The Truth for me...
(17:17:27) [Charyou] beat that...
(17:18:16) [Morbidus] beliefs never change the truth, simply ones ability to see what is the truth and what is not
(17:18:31) [Charyou] yes....
(17:18:53) [Charyou] If you Believe in something it's the Truth... for you...
(17:19:05) [Morbidus] it is what you think is the truth
(17:19:19) [Charyou] yes...
(17:19:30) [Charyou] So its the Truth for that person
(17:19:45) [Morbidus] if I believe we have not landed on the moon, that is not the truth, but an illusion which I live in
(17:20:28) [Charyou] Its the truth for YOU.... for everyone else youre truth is The Bull*beeb*
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(17:21:40) [Charyou] Hmmm...
(17:21:54) [Morbidus] there is no "wrong" when you talk about belief or oppinion, but when you use terms like "truth" and "fact", there is only one right alternative. If that is not what you believe, then you are wrong. it is not your truth, but your opinion
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(17:22:52) [Charyou] But if you live in a lie and believe in the lie thewn it is true for YOU and everyone elses believes are false (so you believe)
(17:23:07) [Charyou] like
(17:23:18) [Charyou] It might be that no one has ever landed on the moon
(17:23:37) [Charyou] That it really is a scam by the goverments
(17:23:56) [Charyou] We believe in that someone has been there, so we think its true
(17:24:11) [Charyou] Others thinks that its a scam and its true for them
(17:24:32) [Charyou] In the end it might be, that we were wrongf and they were rigt, but we thought we were right
(17:25:09) [Morbidus] It is still not the truth. The truth is that which is right, that which is. Everything that is wrong, is nnot the truth. If we believe in something that is not the truth, then even if we believe it is the truth, it is not. it will always be wrong if it's wrong
(17:25:25) [Charyou] so....
(17:25:31) [Morbidus] brb, gotta eat
(17:25:43) ›› Morbidus is now known as Morbidus\away
(17:25:54) [Charyou] in conclusion, noone knows anything for certain, so everything humankind "knows" is only an oppinion
(17:26:09) [Morbidus\away] except math
(17:26:14) [Charyou] that too
(17:26:17) [Morbidus\away] since we made it up, we made the rules
(17:26:30) [Morbidus\away] so math will always be true
(17:26:35) [Charyou] Cause... Can YOU prove to me mathematically that 2+2=4???????
(17:26:39) [Charyou] ah...
(17:27:07) [Charyou] ok, i give you that
(17:27:26) [Charyou] It's thge abnormality that confirms the rule
(17:57:33) ›› Morbidus\away is now known as Morbidus
(17:58:08) [Morbidus] Exactly. Nothing is certain except math, and math is only certain because we made it up
(17:58:23) [Charyou] YESH
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(17:58:45) [Charyou] We sahll caal it The MorbChar law of existence
(17:58:47) [Grym] hey charyou
(17:58:53) [Charyou] Hi grym
(17:58:54) [Grym] hey morbidus
(17:59:01) [Morbidus] mornin Grym
(17:59:09) [Grym] writing new laws of physics?
(17:59:29) [Charyou] Something like taht
(17:59:31) [Charyou] that*
(18:00:14) [Charyou] Morb, you mind explaining it
(18:00:16) [Charyou] ?
(18:00:19) [Morbidus] we're discussing what is certain and what is not
(18:00:20) [Charyou] or should i?
(18:01:12) [Charyou] ...
(18:01:21) [Charyou] ok.....
(18:01:27) [Morbidus] would you agree on that?
(18:01:39) [Charyou] shure
(18:03:20) [Charyou] ok...
(18:03:37) [Charyou] Grym, you agree that nothing (exept math) is certain?
(18:07:14) [Grym] sure
(18:08:06) [Grym] and not even our math would be certain in one of the other multiverses.
(18:08:08) [Charyou] Yesh...
(18:08:20) [Charyou] The MorbChar law is TRUE!!!!!!!!!11
(18:08:31) [Morbidus] yaaaaaaay!
(18:08:35) [Grym] it has potential
(18:08:50) [Charyou] yes...
(18:09:48) [Charyou] Daily Madnees should dpread this fast enough... or?... Wikipedia.... anything else?
(18:10:14) [Grym] posting it on the forum?
(18:10:36) [Charyou] that was the 1st thing: Daily Madness
(18:10:46) [Grym] oh
(18:11:13) [Grym] screaming it at the next science convention?
(18:11:30) [Charyou] Morb, mind doing it? I dont have all of our conversation..
(18:11:32) [Charyou] Ah...
(18:11:38) [Morbidus] ummm
(18:11:41) [Charyou] That would be VERY nice...
(18:12:21) [Morbidus] sure, but I'll do it later tonight. Now I must shower and then read some more and wait for Chyogte to get home
(18:12:33) [Charyou] kk
(18:12:52) [Charyou] The future of Science is on youre shoulders!
(18:14:29) ›› Morbidus is now known as Morbidus\away
(18:14:50) [Charyou] Ther he goes..... My The Force be with him....
(18:15:24) [Charyou] All hopes lie, in that he does not slip in the shower and get killed...