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i turn it into my new theme park, so much for your richard facts, just go to wiki for god's sakes

Didn't know where else to put this:

I love Cale! I want a sweet, dumb, easily manipulated minion of my very own!

Chuck Norris =/= Richard. Besides; it'd be lame to just substitute the words "Chuck Norris" for "Richard" in every Chuck Norris fact.

now ya see, I always saw marriage that way...

But Cale doesn't have to be brought to heel, he's already perfect!

Richard once ate a Killer whale in one gulp.

Wasn't that a baby? Babies are pretty fat, you could of gotten them confused...

whales and babies ARE equally delicious

Apparently now Richard is the new Chuck Norris.


Though maybe it was a baby whale. If you combine two equally delicious things, you get something even better!



edit: didn't see that chuck norris was already mentioned, sorry for being repetitive.

I feel like asking "Who is Chuck Norris?" just to see the reaction I'd get.

i think you'd get more of a reaction being asked "whos richard" actually.

well someone has to do it. so I will.

Richard once brought an entire orphanage back to life for the pure purpose of burning it down again.

{runs and doesnt stop}

HA on my messenger i had put richard rocks lol my bf was like " uh- whos this richard hmmkins?" Was pretty funny when i said he was the coolest person eva! no idea, i just <3 the bad boys and richard is just awesome

Does it have a Meri-go-round? I want to ride the skeleton horsies!


I don't get the Chuck Norris thingy.... I 've heard about chuck Norris jokes but I've never seen them... apparently they aren't popular on my server.

you are a very, very lucky one.

You know that richard guy? yeah he once brought down an entire village of dwarves mid orgy with a fork

and lots and lots of fire

but mostly the fork, true fact

Richard was responsible for the Dead Scar... some bastard named Arthas tried to make him stop playing Golf with his minion's skulls, they had an argument..and..well...You can see the result if you ever visit Eversong Woods

Richard put a flaming bag of dog crap on the porch of Orthanc, drew graffiti in sharpy on Lord Voldemort's scalp and hid Rasputin's glasses...

All before having a nice, balanced breakfast of baby-guts and virgin's blood.

i thought it was a baby whale...

I hear ol' Rich also killed all the parents of those damn orphans in SW and Ogrimmar, now they cant leave the city unescorted or Richard will get 'em

Unless those things are diametrically opposed in delicious flavour - like watching someone die of dehydration and watching someone drown. If you stick them together they cancel each other out, and you get the lesser pleasure of watching two people get wet and be annoyed.


I also hear that Richard once set out to accomplish a goal or he didn't and if he did set out then he either accomplished his goal or he didn't and he may or may not have strong positive or negative emotions about the thing he may or may not have set out to do.

To, ah, complete the set as it were.

yea, richard hates loose ends

no, he just hates everything. especially children.

well, he loves to kill, and thats something

Richard is generous. After defeating the army of ten thousand sent against him by Stormwind, he graciously returned the bones of every single man. Of course, the bones were moving on their own and killing people, but nobody's perfect, eh?

(I KNOW that sucked, but I felt I had to contribute something.)

Whilst this is no doubt true, I doubt you get the same awe-inspiring splat if you try to remove a baby carcass with uncalled for amounts of dynamite.

This may sound weird to you, but it's happened. Someone really thought that using dynamite was a SMART way to get rid of a whale carcass.

its not the smart way but it's the fun way

It's especially fun when a few tonnes of Whale carcass crush a small vehicle.

More facts -
He doesn't appear to bleed.
His innards are green.
He doesn't appear to intrinsically know how to defeat what looks like a giant green slime.

I dont think he has innards, you know, being undead and all

Actually, I liked that one well enough. XD

*old english voice* hmmmah, yes, that was quite to my liking, hmmmah, hmmmah

XD

damn kids today, what the hell does xd mean anyway, that a new drug? or maybe a sport, or a drug induced sporting event I mean what the hell!

XP

XD

DX

XO

The pathetic adults will never understand our code...

XO =X XD DX X| X( X)

...so, Noon..i'll bring the explosives, you bring the orphans, Rae-Rae will bring the kittens.

You fool! Now they'll be able to crack our code! How shall we plan our mongoose-related shennanigans now?!

Wait... mongoose? I thought you said 'double quarter pounder'. Dangit!!! I should memorize these stupid codes better.

Ok, I ruined our plan. We will be mongooseless. I aplogize, but I have burgers. And slushes.

I have a spare ferret I could lend. Think Mongoose, but less cool.

I'd say Richard doesn't seem to be particularly hateful. He just adores dreadful actions against lovely things. Specially when he's the one doing it. Sarcastic, yes, but hateful? Nah. He loves violence, cruelty and unusual punishment. Richard's all about love.

"I Felt Like Destroying Something Beautiful." - Jack, Fight Club

I am Jack's sense of awe and bloodlust.

I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

I am Jack's colon.

I get cancer.

I kill Jack.

Poor Jack. He has so many moodswings and then colon cancer kicks him inna head.

I am Jack's head.

Piss off Colon.

Love
- Jack's Head

Pfft, as though Jack has one unified Head. He's got to have about ten different Jacks in there.

I am Jack's sense of self.

SHUTUP JACK'S EGO!

I am Jack's confused sexuality.

I kinda think Brad Pitt is hot? Almost?