Red wine with coke is pretty good , I know sounds weird- I was all WTF the first time too.

Just come to amsterdam, you can buy it all at a pretty young age.

Sounds like something the Germans would drink. They'll mix coke with anything alcoholic.

I just realized, my pupils are huge in my new picture.

Damn it, David, learn to smile in your pictures. You have a friggin' sexy smile and you're constantly glaring at the camera. Learn to make love to it.

Nice red sox hat.

Tone it back a little honey, I don't need you getting banned because you're yelling at me. Besides, you have plenty of pics where I'm smiling, I just don't post them here.

But those ones hardly count!

I don't have any of you smiling. They're all glaring, like I did something wrong.

He's glaring because he wants more punishment

I have pictures I've sent to you where I was smiling...

The government got those ones.

Dumbshit NSA perverts.

I wouldn't doubt it. all the ones I have are of you glaring at the camera.

I don't glare, that's just how I look.

I've seen you smile honestly. That wasn't a smile. That was a half-hearted smirk. I mean, full-on, giggling smile. Honestly! He has a really sexy smile!

It's hard to smile when you have nothing provoking you to smile.

Lisa could send you a picture of her topless. I'm sure That would make you smile.

I'm sure it would.

I think I've done that already, Dave. And its a little difficult to do that while at work.

I know that, but he didn't.

Now he knows.

That reminds me... because of friday, today during lunch our teacher gave us a talk on sexual harrasment... Started out with 'How many of you have heard of 'national butt-grab day'

Priceless.

That he does.

Tlovid, you're too tall. Stop doing that. >.>

Well you heard the lady, David we are going to have to lob you off at the knees and just reattach your feet.

How does she know how tall I am?

I'm psychic. There's good chances that you're taller than I am, and we just can't have that, now can we? n_n

I'm debating if I should grace ya'll with my pictures. I warn you, they are all forced, and I am not photogenic.

Who here is? Definitely not me, that's for sure. Might as well join the club XD

I am

Then you don't get to be a part of the club. Sorry Hunter. XD

I'm okay with that... I'm still going to take David's shins.

Sweet. As long as I get to watch... and maybe help >=D

You can try Hunter, you can try.

*blank stare* But David your shins are already off, you just woke up from the operation, I hope you learn to walk again. Sorry Rabies but I needed to keep the operation on the down low so no one would try to help him with his not having his shins removed.

Jaganshi, you're too tall as well. Hope you don't mind parting with your legs from the knee down! :-o *sharpens rusty saw*

I can't help but notice the fact that I still have shins.

My fiancee would greatly disagree. She likes me perfectly the hight I am. I also disagree, and find that keeping my job in the army would be much easier without said surgery. That being said... *puts on adamantine shin-guards and lights flamethrower* I would like to keep my legs in tact, and anyone who believes otherwise will burn like an ant under a magnifying glass. Only more painfully, and with napalm.

Gets on knees I m short see no reason to remove my shins and besides I need them for soccer.

No David you just still think you have them, you are hopped up on pain killers, when they pass through your system by tomorrow you are going to want some death dealt your way.

Nah, see? My knee still works.

Also, my manhood isn't dragging on the ground.

Hey guys...i'm trying to understand how this conversation relates to the "Picture comment thread" when its not relating to pictures

Rabeez was talking about David being too tall, and then they started talking about making him shorter by hacking his legs off at the knees, and TLD is disagreeing.

Edit: Complaining about him being too tall from his photo

Hey, Rab-Herself, I can buy you a step ladder. Although, I'm partial to using a chair when I stand. It sucks, but it works.

And she's still shorter than me.

If you want to look taller in your pictures, take them from an upward angle or downward angle. Then they can't measure how short you are. Trust me. It works.

Take them from a downwards angle. It shows better clevage. And we all love clevage

Just for you Ghisly I'll start

Okay, Ghisly-kins. I have some knockers I'm not using at the moment.

I can't compete with that, my tits aren't nearly big enough.