Which one is you, anyways?

[Continues the wolf whistle]

Oh, giver her the british accent thing will you, looks like daveys got some competition. Sadly no one thinks im cute i guess.

The one on the far right, I'm in the suit and tie. I had just come back the same day from a trip to France. I was told it was fancy dress, so I tried to come as a hit man

If it helps I know a metric tonne of girls who would think you are cute I3lind

I3lind, you haven't even posted a pic yet!

I3lind, you're a hottie too ^_~



[Becomes an absolute drooling mess]

Ahhh crud. Well this is the first time this has happened I can assure you

So you're available?

Grymcest wants to get it on with the Brit.

I am EXTREMLY avaliable .

None of the girls over here think I am attractive, so I am lacking female companions

[Clings to Joey]

Dude, move to america. Seriously.

Just please avoid California and Minnesota, for my self-esteem's sake.

lol, people keep saying that. I am too normal to be a weirdo and too weird to be normal

I was dressed as (or attempted to with 20 mins to prepare) as jack skellington in the other one. But not well enough to attract goths

Lol, you have nothing to fear from me david

Probably lucky there, the only Burton-goths I know are ass-ugly.

See, I cannot attract people .

As I said, nothing to fear

Shh! don't ruin the moment! [Squeals and clings]

I have too, im just an old dog who did it way back in the first couple of pages. And joey, perhaps it isnt the looks thing thats getting to you but more the attitude. Because on the risk of sounding a little homo, you are a mildly attractive man.

lol, I am just going to go upload a few more, apparently they seem to have an odd effect on people

I need to figure out a way to play good blues on a bass...

David, honey, you know the sexiest man alive to me is you. No backwater Brit (no matter how ____ing cute), will ever change that. Okay?

Step by step, here's how

(1)take the bass
(2)Smash into little pieces
(3)roll the pieces in dough
(4) bake for 1 hour 30 minutes.

Repeat until you obtain the desired result.

Grym, if you ever suggest that anyone defile a stringed instrument again I will hunt you down and hang you with your own small intestine.

Show off some of your pictures, sweetness. Try that.

He will too

New pics, all the ones I have on my PC

And see dave, nothing to fear

I would, but being banned doesn't appeal to me.

Mmm.. then show me a little later... Lisa needs to race home!! By the way...

...Joey...

[Leaves a big, wet, passionate kiss] M'kay, off I go!!

Mwhaaaaaa?

Ok thats 3 times in my life thats happened.

You mean like the violin I pissed on yesterday wouldn't that be the slightest bit hard? Y'know, those things are pretty long. And what happened to that pacifism?

Verbseph killed the pacifist in me, you're gonna die.

Oh, thanks a bunch Verb.

Josef, I have one of the biggest egos of anybody, i'm always looking in a mirror, and even I think you're a piece of meat. Don't deny it.

WTH?

I am not attractive, I have a face like the underside of a 12 wheeler

I am convinced of this, I swear it

YAY! New siggie.

lol, what a brilliant sig

I was hoping to see if I got any comments to see what I look like to females, I am dissapointed that I received no comments (Beside looking like someone else) Meh oh well

Josef, you look like my friend Selwyn. Only less subcultured, I guess. You're pretty adorable.

You get the Sayuri Seal of Approval. [Stamp forehead]

Hon, any male willing to acknowledge you gets your seal of aproval.... I'm just saying is all...

That is so untrue. There are a few guys I made cry because I gave them the anti-Seal. Then proceeded to insult their mother, religion, sexuality and existence in one sentence. You really want to see me on one of those days.

Aka, your period?

run my friend, running may not save you, but it will keep you having more precious seconds of life

Pretty much. Very scary time of the month.

Senbei? What's an electron beam gun?

Hehehe... Essentially it's the same thing that makes all CRT monitors and Tvs work, just pulled out of the vacuum sealed glass enclosure and given more power. All atoms bond to each other through covalent bonds, which is an attempt of the atom to fill it's outermost shell with electrons. The principle of the EBG is to give the targeted atoms extra electrons, breaking these bonds. So, in a nut shell, it causes things to disintegrate...

Sweet. I want one.

Think of the implications of having a way to cheaply produce it without the power demands...

New form of warfare. It could bring on another industrial revolution. Combat-wise, at least. Ways to block it. Etc.

Yeah, I've been working on redesigning the power supply to use a cascade multiplier setup with charge time, instead of trying to get constant peak power, but with work busy as it is, I haven't had much of a chance to do so. As for defense against this type of weaponry, any conductive material is going to be highly resistant to it's effects, as the charge will be distrubuted across the conductor, requiring much larger impulses of electrons to do damage, but it would work beautifully on organics...

How fast does it work? Would it be feasible to arm our troops with it?