It's ok, you'll get over it.

And I'm a Lions fan, so I know what I'm talking about.

I know. I always do get over it. *grin* I mean, I am a rabid fan for a team that hasn't been to the SuperBowl in like 40 years. And who usually goes one-and-done in the playoffs.

That's nothing, for the first 14 years of my life, I was a fan of a team that hadn't won the World Series for 86.

Yeah, but the SuperBowl's only been around for those same 40 years!

So? That just means your sport sucks and is immature.

EDIT: Also, I checked and the last time the Lions won it all was in 53, again before the Super Bowl.

*wibbles*

That hurt.

I'm sorry, want me to kiss it?

Um...gee..whaddya know? It didn't hurt NEARLY as bad as I thought it did. In fact, it feels great. Hit me again, Ike, and this time, put some stank on it!

It always works, one way or the other.

And I think a Lions/Chiefs Super Bowl would be fun. And the Lions would totally win.

Are you kidding? The Chiefs would plow over them like a steam roller.

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For the first quarter, anyway. *sheepish*

Nope, it'd be 44-7, just like with Denver.

And I will post in every topic, and leave several comments on your profile...

*laughs* And I will ignore you until your brain hurts from it!

That's what Joe, The Retarded Yankee Fan tried to do for a while in 2004, it didn't work.

*smirk*

I ain't no Joe. I once got a lady to quit her job by ignoring her.

You'd be surprised at how hard to ignore I am.

You'd be amazed how easy it is to shut people out. After all, this was the receptionist at a desk not ten feet away from mine for 8 hours of every day.

But you're my friend, so you wouldn't be able to.

Heheh...sing yourself another lullaby, David.

No you wouldn't be capable, the stuff I post would be so incredibly sexy your head would be set aflame.

My evil curls could go up like a bonfire, and I could still ignore my own mother. *patpats David* Nothing against you, dear. I'm just wicked that way.

Just you wait, one day you'll be going through the RL pic thread and your pants will explode.

I'm fairly certain that such a reaction would be illegal. I mean, I am 99 years old. Aged well, but still aged!

Bullshit you're 99, you never would have survived the tackle-hugs.

Well, I'm pretty tough, but I'm pretty sure even a 99-year-old could survive a few teackle hugs.

Now, tackle hugs...whew. Those are doozies. But I'm a tough old broad.

Surely I have no idea what you're talking about, your eyes must be going old bird.

Oh, sure. NOW you admit my age.

Damn sexy for a nonagenarian though.

??

Are you talking about me?

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Thank God I didn't post the one of me in red leather instead of yellow....

That might have made me pass out...

*snerk*

Not likely. I look like someone who's not used to wearing red leather sitting there posing and thinking, "I'm really not used to wearing red leather and I probably look it".

Heh.

It's probably still sexy, you should post it.

Naw, my head's cocked at this really odd angle (as per the photographer's demand), which makes my smirk a little strained. The lighting makes my skin look really good, though. That's something, anyway.

So what if your heads at an odd angle, post it anyway.

Nope. One is more than enough.

Delete the current one and put up that one. Unless its too... pornographic for the kiddies.

*laughs*

Nope. It's not pornographic AT ALL. I just don't want to post it. *sheepish* One is definitely more than enough.

What one is not enough its just as master richard says "Its hard to kill just one." or in this case post one?

Heheh...no.

Yeah, c'mon GB, everyone wants to see it.

Want to see. Want to see. Want to see. (trying to turn it into a chant is it working)

No, you just sound like a desperate boy whose porn site won't load

Hmmmmmmmmmm............................... i must say sir i currently have no responce its the dialup brain again its defraging

*laughs*

Two people is not everyone. I'm pretty sure no one else cares, boys. Go look at your porn like good teenagers and leave us old biddies alone.

In other news, I look good in red. Check it out! No, seriously, CHECK IT OUT!

I'll eventually get some pics of me at a show up...

Yeah, we need better pics of you. All yours have pretty bad lighting and are teensy small.

Yeah, they've been one's I've taken with the macbook camera.

When I finally get around to using my digital camera I'll have better one's.

You will get some lovely pictures of me dressed as a female slut soon...

...yeah...you might not LIKE them, but they will be there...

...oh god, what is wrong with me...

...i bet i will enjoy it too...

I dressed as a chick once for a costume party.'
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Damn that bra Itched!

They itch do they? Well i hope the one i borrow from my gf wont...

...that reminds me i have to ask her premission first...

..and also probably try to get her to stay the hell away while i do it...

...finally i should probably burn every copy of the photos and make sure she isnt aware they are on this forum...