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Pollo Jack
I especially like the most recent comic, for showing a white guy using his left hand to hold a sword, unless hes some dual weilding panzie.

It is a known fact, that lefties are the only ones capable of fully conquring the world. Just look at all the right handed people that have tried and failed before us lefties. Unlike them, we or should I say I, am waiting for the right moment to do so.

Fantastic work as always LFG team, continue to include your lefty breathren.
Ghislord
QUOTE (Pollo Jack @ Jun 15 2007, 08:23 AM) *
I especially like the most recent comic, for showing a white guy using his left hand to hold a sword, unless hes some dual weilding panzie.

He is indeed dual weilding.
Lunaya
But take heart, Pollo. I think it's possible that Richard might be a lefty, or at least ambidextrous. He often gestures with his left hand, and he uses it to wield the Fork of Truth. wink.gif Hehe, and it's theorized that left-handed people are more creative and sensitive, so there ya go. Richard's definitely the brooding, artistic type. laugh.gif
Whoody
QUOTE (Lunaya @ Jun 15 2007, 03:26 PM) *
Richard's definitely the brooding, artistic type. laugh.gif

He's happy go lucky. ;[ Brooding doesn't quite describe his exuberant need to be merry whilst pillaging.
Lunaya
I think it depends on the situation. When Richard's killing something, he's very upbeat about it. However, there were a couple of times early in the strip you'll see that when the rest of the group would converse, Richard would be standing off to the side, staring into space and making you wonder just what he was thinking about. It's only been recently that his aloofness has been lessening. Lately, he stays closer to the others in between battles and he's a bit more relaxed with them.
Whoody
QUOTE (Lunaya @ Jun 15 2007, 03:53 PM) *
I think it depends on the situation. When Richard's killing something, he's very upbeat about it. However, there were a couple of times early in the strip you'll see that when the rest of the group would converse, Richard would be standing off to the side, staring into space and making you wonder just what he was thinking about. It's only been recently that his aloofness has been lessening. Lately, he stays closer to the others in between battles and he's a bit more relaxed with them.

Ye gods, you have a point.

I await Richard's dark past. A life...that was happy. Dun dun dun.
GutterBall
QUOTE (Pollo Jack @ Jun 15 2007, 07:23 AM) *
It is a known fact, that lefties are the only ones capable of fully conquring the world.


Ah, but they must wait to make their move until the world makes more utensils left-hand accessible. I mean, you just TRY weilding "regular" scissors at a righty and see where it gets you. I'm guessing disarmed and severely chastised. Perhaps even taunted a second time.
Pollo Jack
QUOTE (GutterBall @ Jun 16 2007, 01:24 PM) *
Ah, but they must wait to make their move until the world makes more utensils left-hand accessible. I mean, you just TRY weilding "regular" scissors at a righty and see where it gets you. I'm guessing disarmed and severely chastised. Perhaps even taunted a second time.

Nonsense, I shall have servants to use scissors for me. A harrem of women would be usefull as well. I might even have someone to use spell check once in a while for me.

QUOTE (GisHlord)
He is indeed dual weilding

It would be cool if he got killed off then, really.
GutterBall
QUOTE (Pollo Jack @ Jun 16 2007, 07:31 PM) *
Nonsense, I shall have servants to use scissors for me. A harrem of women would be usefull as well. I might even have someone to use spell check once in a while for me.


I must concede that your coup is well-planned. Perhaps a lefty will rule us, after all. 'Ware to those of us who weild only right-handed! Woe!

...

Luckily, I'm ambidextrous in everything but handwriting. I should be able to survive in this brave, new, lefty world. Unless, of course, I need to write a letter. Then I'm just screwed.
Pollo Jack
QUOTE (GutterBall @ Jun 16 2007, 08:14 PM) *
I must concede that your coup is well-planned. Perhaps a lefty will rule us, after all. 'Ware to those of us who weild only right-handed! Woe!

...

Luckily, I'm ambidextrous in everything but handwriting. I should be able to survive in this brave, new, lefty world. Unless, of course, I need to write a letter. Then I'm just screwed.


Not to be racists, but family guy had a nice comical of this. Stewie said, "Since I am half white and half black, everyone will love me!"
Ghislord
I do beleive this is enough.

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