Anyone have suggestions? I know it's only 15 pages in, but he's such an attention hog already =)

I couldn't stop myself laughing on the very first comic at the end when he says "No, but that does bring to mind the amusing story of the time I murdered my father."

I liked the "Fun for all?" with the picture of Cale-centipede personally, but if we're going strictly on text wise. I'd say, it'd have to be the LFG banner, where Richard is saying "That orphanage attacked ME! It was self defense!" or something along those lines. Cause I fully understand that. My barstools and coffee tables are always attacking me, it's very annoying.

Easy.

When he is ignored with 'Hi Im Richard' three or four times

He had me with "Hi"

Not really a quote.. more of an expression, when he sees that the peasent man's son has seen Cale shoot his dad.

Priceless =D

you mean this:

Indeed!

"...you should be shooting her in the face until it stops being funny." tee hee <3

"Like I told your Captain, that orphange attacked me. It was self-defense."

"We should see if we can find the mother and complete the set!"

I'm going with "You all saw it! That orphange attacked me!" from the advertisement. I mean thats what actually got my attension.

I second that motion. XD

By the way, hi. =O I'm Serpent.

i say its the one where he introduced himself or when he mentioned killing his father

"Fwoom"

"Bad news Cale. I'm afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon."

"I didn't realize the sisterhood rescinded it's no psycho killers policy. I should join."

"Who would dare oppose me? Now that I'm armed with my anger...And my fork."

"A mountain that eats people. I want one."

"I wanted to lose some baby weight. Caused by that baby I ate."


In that order.

For me, "I wanted to lose some baby weight. Caused by that baby I ate"
However, the Orphanage ad was what got me here in the first place, good choice for the ad.

this is my fave

- "im still trying to figure out what "Conscience" means"

Heh. Yeah, thats a good one.

"i couldnt help overhear,mostly beacausei was thinking of killing you and taking your cloak....."

my fav is probly "bad news cale, im afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon." cuz its the first page with crunch in it

"im no physician but there appears to be a dagger through my chest." cuz its awsome how richard can be so calm about a dagger in his chest

"remember the fellow who threw the daggers at me, these are his teeth." cuz it shows the twisted awsomeness of richard

"hmm, a mountain that eats people, i want 1

"Walk it off, you pussy."

"Bad news Cale. I'm afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon."

"This day is FANTASTIC." *little traumatized child in background*

"No, but it does bring to mind the amusing story of the time I murdered my father."

"Who would dare oppose me? Now that I'm armed with my anger...And my fork."

"A mountain that eats people. . .I want one."

"Ten gold says she cries right before the end. . . And how can you SEE anything?"

"I like the ambience here."

"Psst. See if you can bater with this." *gives Benny the centipede corpse*

"No, she's not" *speaking about Cale*

"I'm no physician, but there appears to be a dagger through my chest. Who keeps throwing those?" *Knife-thrower points at dwarf* "All right then."

*Shoves Cale towards Dragon* "He's really, REALLY sorry."

"I'm Richard. I'm Richard. I'm Richard."

And, my personal fav: "Heh-" *fireball through the chest* "I didn't deserve that."

hmmmmm. I think I'll just sum up this entire thread/debate in one sentance: EVERYTHING that Richard says is the best quote ever.

ahh...the walk it off quote is a good one, btw, nice sig shinobi Huzzah for the Emperor!

The most priceless ones, imho

"This day is fantastic"

"We should see if we can find the mother and complete the set!"

Although that baby fat one is good... I'd have to say we've yet to see the best quote - I certainly hope he's got more in store!

"walk it off you pussy"

simple effective and shows what he is like...

Dwarf: "We were told you should be killed on sight."

Richard: "I was told where your mate and offspring reside..."

Dwarf: "... Welcome to Nestorep. Enjoy your stay."

Please tell me I'm not the only one that noticed that the OTHER dwarf got turned into a frog...

"If you weren't sure, the skeletons are on our team."

Priceless!

Richard is the best Richard quote ever. 'nuff said.

"You're putting points into your delusion skill right now, aren't you? I bet you are.."

"-and the mayor of the little village up the coast. Very scenic during springtime, you should visit sometime."

"I didn't realize the Sisterhood rescinded on their 'No Psycho Killers" admission policy... I should join!"

"Is anyone going to apologize for the dagger through my chest thing?"

"This day took an odd turn somewhere along the way. I'm not sure how or when that happened..."

"Pull his skeleton out, Richard, oh PLEASE!"



Of course, none of this is funny without all the other characters he's mocking... There's alot that amuses me in this publication..

Cale: Was he perhaps the one who killed your father and you were seeking revenge so your vbeloved and missed parent could be at peace in the afterlife?
Richard: No, but that does remind me of the amusing story of how I killed my father.
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Richard: The look on your face is a memory I will cherish forever
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Richard: Like I said, that orpahnage attacked me, it was self defence.
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Guard: We were told not to let you into the town
Richard: I was told where your mate and offspring reside.
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Richard (on subject of what would happen if Cale were resurrected with one centepiede in the bag: Good times?
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Richard: I'm no physician, but there appears to be a dagger in my chest.
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Richard: Remember the fellow who threw daggers at me? These are his teeth.
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Richard: Bad news, Cale. I'm afraid your position as my dearest and closest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled that dragon.
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Richard: I wanted to lose some baby weight, caused by the baby I ate\
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Richard: I"m just acting out because I don't get to kill anyone.





Ya pretty much anything Richard says is hilarious.

Richard: "Cale I found it! The entrance!"
Cale: "What? That's too small-"
Richard: " I cast an illusion around the hole to make it apear smaller than it is. It will help shake off pursuit."
Cale: "Are you sure-"
Richard "Get in! We dont have any more time!"

Ah, using the stupidity of your party members for your own amusement in a crisis, fun for all.

"In case you were wondering, the skeletons are on OUR team..."

personally,i think his best quote so far was his newest one:

"YOU MAY NOT PASS!"

*Fwoom*

"You may pass,"

"And I Apologize for my earlier Rudeness."

I fell out of my chair laughing when i saw that

I'm a personal fan of "I'm just acting out because I don't get to kill anyone."

I'm still a fan of his first lines;

"I couldn't help but overhear, mostly because I was thinking of killing you and taking your cloak."

And

"Instead of helping an aged dwarf woman across a road, you should be shooting her in the face with arrows until it stops being funny."

I still gotta go with where the Ogre says "Were you conceived by a frog? Or did your mom just have a thing for reptiles?" Then Richard "That ventriloquism spell was worth every copper." "Really was"

That was my fav untill today. " I know. It's hard to kill just one"

Although all of them are priceless, I'm gonna have to go with "You're putting points into your delusion skill right now, aren't you?"

My personal fav is the one from the banner add. It's what caught my eye and got me here!

you may pass
and i apologise for my earlyer rudeness

"I love this mountain", totally.

"you may pass"
"and I apologize for my earlier rudeness"
(and the pics that go with it)
that and
Cale: By the gods they look like children!
Richard: I know, Its hard to kill just one.

Since nobody listed my favourite one, I'll do it.

"I know I'm not usually the emotional one here, but I feel it needs to be said. I love this mountain."

I still think the best quote from richard is when he blows off the gnomes head and goes, "You may pass, and I apologize for my previous rudeness"

or...

"Who keeps throwing these?!"

Yes, of course, how could I have forgotten:
"You remember that fellow that kept throwing the knives? Well, these are his teeth".

"You can kill just one!"

that one is the best!

IM NOT SURE IF THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS "BEHOLD THE FORK OF TRUTH"

YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR CAPS LOCK. I THINK IT'S STUCK...

"I couldn't help but overhear, mostly because I was thinking about killing you and taking your cloak..."

LOLZ, IT WAS THE FIRST THING HE EVER SAID!! zOMG, RICHARD IS SO AWESOME!!!

Whoops, there we go. The caps lock appears to be a button with 'caps lock' written on it. Took me a while to find it...

While i agree that the caps lock key is annoying, there's no need to go trolling for trouble. And yes, the first quote from Richard was a good one ^^ My classic will always plainly be "I'm Richard"

I am personally torn between "You all saw it! That orphanage attacked me!"
and
"Remember the fellow who threw daggers at me? These are his teeth."
Mainly cause if he has his teeth, wheres the rest of him?
The world may never know.

He, this one rocks:

Oh I see
I find it amusing how you were SO judgemental of the dark arts a few hours ago
But now that you're in trouble...
"Pull his skeleton out, Richard, oh please!"

Richard rawks.