"The sword 77% probability! The sword of maybe, maybe not! The sword of mostly falsehoods! The stick of lies! Take your pick." XD One of my favs

Mine would have to be all of page 149 and his first comment of 150:
Did that count as suicide?

"I do what I do, when I choose, why I wish. I answer to no one."

It answers the eternal question of WTF in every panel Richard is in.

Richard is the MISTRESS of magma (still funny) not LORD!!!

"The Lord of Darkness will rip him in half then poorly sew him back together again before cursing him to a thousand years of agony!"
"truth be told, it's 996 years, but-"
the lulz never stop...

There are somany good lines, but some of my favorite are:
"Science is hard"
"Magma. I still love that word"
"BEHOLD. I have discovered the fork of truth. Who would dare oppose me now?"
"He fell down some stairs"
"I feel we should seriously concider dismembering Cale before his crazy infects us all."
"The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you, priceless, for everything else there's FOOSH."
and of course "...for... for... pony!"

Many admirable quotes to be found, but if I must narrow it down...

"I'm a Bearlock now."

"Comprehencion would blow your mind"

"You Like My Work?"

"...the..."

Everyone says it.

Easy pickins'.

The page 144 is the funniest one, in my opinion. It's where he sings a song about he'll never let go, say goodbye, lwt you down, etc., and then all from a sudden "Fwoosh" all the ladies there, and says: "You got Dick Roll'd."

xD

"dick on a kite"
LOL i know richard didn't say it but its still so awsome

"I couldn't sleep."

"Hurry, Cale...Climb me to safety!" is still my fave...

best quote?

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You're doing it wrong!

Seriously. all Richard quotes bring joy and happiness to the universe.

"I mean you harm."

I really have to go with "Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen."

I still enjoy the "Good times?" line from page 6.

"It sounds like he's hurting her"
"Good job, Cale! I'll help you bury the body!"

An epic win page today. Well done Sohlar.

I still love

"FOR PONY!"

The plot thickens
I love Richards expectant pose. He reminds me of Bender in Futurama, in the sense how Bender never really understands why he's not the center of attention all the time...
Thats my 2 cents

Richard... for once, he will be the one with his hopes crushed when Cale tells him the truth. xD

Yes, and then he'll go kill things.

XD

I'm sure its been said already but his best quote is, of course, 'I-Like-To-Kill-Things'
though the newest comic could be one of his best

I don't think the kill things comment is unique enough... how many times has that been said, by various people. Likely countless.

Not unique enough? How often do people say it? Not very many.

I love "i'll add mistress of magma"

" I call it a 'firewall'" when Richard makes that giant wall of..... fire. That quote always makes me laugh. Don't know why.

Still love: "Give me some time to count ears"

Cale: My God, they look like children!
Richard: I know! Its hard to kill just one!

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I love everything Richard says. My all time favorite though is...crap I totally forgot it.

But here are a few I love!

"Objection! I wish to stab him."

"This is the plane of suck."

"Magma is a funny word...Magma."

"Item the first...Kill all the bees"
is one of my favourites along with
"Item the eight stabbing someone is no longer considered rude
rather it is now an acceptable method in which to end a conversation"
We need to make that list...

mine? " good evening. THis is a diversion."

I use it often, actually.

I'd have to go with "My mind can MAKE arrows." and Cale: Was that necessary? Richard: I don't understand the question.

those were good as well.

My personal fav is by far "Rejoice. For very bad things are about to happen."

my fav quote has got to be "for pony" that is the best quote ever!!

"Bear arms" springs readily to mind. Also, "But not my kidney hat. It's made from real kidney."

In my opinion, the part where he melted the guys' heads and then tried to interrogate them is pretty epic.

"Interrogations are hard. "

And "He forgot my deathday. It's like a birthday...but I wasn't born...I died."

"Rejoice for very bad things are about to happen!" or something close to that

Since Richard likes to break into song so much (lean on me, Boom de ah da, Dick Roll'd) Then I'm surprised he hasn't sang What is Love yet! That would be frikin hilarious!!!

I have to go with simply "Fwoosh."

I dunno... "I'll help by giving dirty looks" is pretty good, too. XD

Yes, the enemy shall be defeated by nasty scowling!

Indeed. Never underestimate the power of a cowled scowl.

"My... only... regret. Is... not... killing... all... of... you... and... your... families."

Also - "I'm Richard" is a classic line

The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!!!

the best quote ever... he's a genius...

Obviously it's his famous "You're dead but we're free at last" speach.