Let's see... my favorites have to be:

"I don't even pay the price for my own crimes."

"I drained the soul of a monk once. It tasted like chocolate."
/dreams of her days on CT, running around with her monk, jumping off the elevators in GFay... good times.

"I think... I'd prefer... not to perish... ALONE!"

And, for some reason, my very favorite:

"I only have one question. My power is who I am. Who am I without it?"

Your forgetting the most recent page when everybodies talking to eachother and nobody looks at him and he says "RICHARD" and the everyone just stares...

He didn't forget it. The page didn't even exist when he posted that. Check the date on his post.

"If you weren't sure, the skeletons are on our team."

"I do what I do, when I choose, why I wish. I answer to no one."

I love that.

=^-^=

"I noticed someone submited a suggestion to the suggestion box, we should kill all the survivors and take their shoes"


"even thought the dark robes allure to some mysterousness but i assure you i am very translucent in my goals and ambitions, I do not save"

Cale: By the gods! They look like children!
Richard: I know. It's hard to kill just one

I know I'm not usually the emotional one round here. But I feel it needs to be said. I love this mountain.

um... 'Oh i see the plane of suck' or whateva it is... total rip off from Madagascar, you know the scene which is...

-wind blowing, snow covers the screeen, penguins standing alone-
*ten minutes later*
well, this sucks.

but that just makes it even better.

and the i love song.... so cool, but that was because when we were in primary school we ad to sing the original in both english and german. i cant remember the german but the english was like...

i luv the flowers,
i luv the daffadils,
i luv the mountins,
i luv the rolling hills, i luv the firepkace, when the light is low,
dee dum dee die dee dum dee die dee dum dee die.....

it's so twee compared to richards version =]

Everythings Twee compared to Richard.

Indeed. Don't forget:
"My mind can MAKE arrows" and "I'm a bearlock!"

Even better: "The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? priceless. For everything else, theres fwoosh."

To sooba "Attack him. The winner gets to be my pet for etternity or i'll get something with larger teeth........ and a fork" best line only topped by "Hows the griffin? Tell me ahe's going to be okay" after blasting the griffin to pieces.

"you got dick roll'd"

'For Pony!'

It's a toss-up between his speech in the Plane of Suck, about his having a purpose for the first time in a century; and his prayer while he's cursed by Hctib's pendant.

My personal favorite is I Like To Kill Things.

my favorites are
"my mind can make arrows"
"I'm a bearlock now!"

really? why have i yet to see this quote? "he is my mother"

What?

What?

What?

"I'm no physician, but I believe there's a dagger in my chest."
"A mountain that eats people...I want one."
FZZzzzt"There's no fwoosh...."
"I drained the soul of a monk once. It tasted like chocolate."
"FOR PONY!"
"There's some room in the left thigh."
"Family reunions are always awkward."
"I think it needs to be said. I love this mountain." (you gotta love how Benny says that later on too.)
"I. Like. To. Kill. Things."
*person flies overhead* "I like the ambiance of this place.
*Cale centipede destruction scene* "Good times?"

I made a file for this site just now for this very form i believe your forgetting 'Fwosh'

is anyone able to tell me what page FOR PONY! is on? i'm trying to re-find it without any luck

I'm going to answer this in riddle form.

the page number is the answer to all lifes questions (other than Bucket, Fwoosh, and Richard of course) (hint: The answer is 42)

Thank you

That also happens to be the page of the thread you said that on. Coincidence is amazing.

without a doubt one of the best quotes dealing with toddlers

"Screw you guys. Im going home."

I just love the fact they did a South Park reference.

-"Nothing you can say will change my mind." "I need you to blow up a mountain." "I retract my previous statement and look forward to our new adventure."

"I need to settle down, find a farm, a family; then slaughter them all and find a new farm and family!"

"I need to settle down, find a farm, a family; then slaughter them all and find a new farm and family!"
after of course the "loctae and butcher you daughter" for his rhyme of wholsale mass slaughter

I CANNOT BELEIVE THAT NO ONE HAS PUT IN

"All Life Will Fear Me, Even That Under The Sea"

i laughed my head off

"And my pillaging shovel. And my bear arms. And my Fork of Truth. But not my kidney hat. It's made fro mreal kidney."

That was cute, too.

"Ahh...I see it clearly. This is the plane of suck."

"I made you a wallet!"

"Walk it off, you pussy."

And the whole "If anyone's hungry, I've got a heart, brain, and some courage in here" conversation.

To only name a few.

Yes! Well, just about everything Richard says is win, actually. XD

Total agreement!

"The meaning of life is 'bucket'."

Quite likely to be a permanent favorite for me.

"Rejoice! For very bad things are about to happen."

"The mistake was making me cute."

"It's not the size of your fwoosh that matters, it's how you use it." XD

Everything Richard says is his best quote ever.

However, if I could choose one, it would be...

"He is my mother."

"For everything else, there's fwoosh"

My favourites:

''I like to kill things''

Man:''We were attacked.The town fell quickly.''

Richard:''Did you do as I asked with all the women and children?We had provisions for that.''

Man:''Yes my lord.But the catapult could only fire four of them at a time.''

My favorites are:

"FOR PONY!"

"I think you're mad at the bunny." (or something like that... When Cale asks Richard why he isn't scouting and Richard responds that he asked the bunny to.)

"I. Like. To. Kill. Things."

"The mistake was making me cute."

Richard: "He is my mother. *hangs head*"
...
Lawyer: "What?"
Richard: "What?"

My favorite is more of a scene/quote. When he kills that guy and the guy keeps on coming back as something and Richard has to kill him again in again saying. " Persistent. He will be missed." (something along that).

Then its his speech on how warlocks should be treated like friends and family so one day they can slaughter everyone.

"It's not how big your fwoosh is, it's how you use it."
*FIRE ELEMENTAL STOMPS*

I just like it when he says fwoosh, its hilarious.

"DUN DUN DUNNNNNN." @ page 194

My personal fav is @ page 262
"RICHARD!" and everyone just stares at him.

And finally,
" RICHARD FOR THE WIN" Y ^^ Y

Magma. That's a funny word, Magma.

"Portals.Batteries never included."

"I drained the soul of a monk once. It tasted like chocolate."

"Benny:And they say chivalry is dead. Richard:Really? They say the same about me. i wonder if there's a correlation between the two."

"Look what i made.*Stands in front of a glassified sand dragon*"

"Villagers:Hailx8.*Richard gathers energy*Hail.*Ice rain!*"

"My mind can make arrows"

"I'm no physician, but there appears to be a dagger through my chest."

"Were no starngers to love...*Richard sing Never gonna give you up,Sisters watch and get fwoosh'd*You got dick roll'd!"

"For...For...Pony."

"The sword 77% probability! The sword of maybe, maybe not! The sword of mostly falsehoods! The stick of lies! Take your pick."

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Heh! That one was just for me!"

"RICHARD SMASH!"

"Would a moment of silence been more appropriate? I'm never sure."

"I call it a firewall!"

"Testicles!"

"Cale:Dickzilla. Richard:Rawr?"

"Richard in the sky, with diamonds...of fiery wrath.*Whoom*"

"*Richard faces a bear*This should be challenging."

"I'm a bearlock now!"

"Battlemage? That's not a profession. It barely qualifies as a hobby. 'Battlemage' is about as impressive a title as Lord of The Dance."

"A natural 20! That means i win. You can fall down now.*Giant rubs its nose*What? Are you 4th edition?""

"RICHARD!"

Well, i guess that's all...for now.

I just got a new title. Richard. Misstress of magma.

"You all saw it! That Orphanage attacked me! It was self-defense"
"Hi, I'm Richard."
"Magma is a funny word. Magma"
"Magma. Still love that word."
"How's the Magma?" (After throwing the Gnome into magma, in page 275)
"I just got a new title. Richard, Mistress of magma." (Isn't Richard a boy? Shouldn't he say Lord of magma?)
"Im adding Lord of the Dance to my titles" (Or something like that)
"Fwoom!"
"Fwoosh!"
"It's not the size of your fwoosh that matters, It's how you use it" (or something like that.)
"The look on your face is a memory I will treasure forever." (In the second page, when Cale killed a peasent)
And, Of course, "For Pony!"

Although everything he say's is pure gold. Richard Rules.

Its funny when he says "Hi, i'm Richard" But the best one might be "For pony!" I dont actually remember anything else he said.. And in the newest:"Oooh.. Now i got a new title, Richard the mistress of magma."

"I am Richard, chief warlock of the brothers of darkness, lord of the thirteen hells, master of the bones, emperor of the black, lord of the undead, and mayor of a little village up the coast. Very scenic during springtime, you should visit sometime."

"The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you: priceless. For everything else, there's FWOOSH!"

*gets thrown through a wall* "The sand dragons are having trouble accepting me as the alpha male."

"Good evening. This is a diversion."

"Say hello to my little friend." *pulls out the bunny* "Now say hello to his larger, angrier friend!" *Krunch smashes through the wall*

Edit: Oh, and I almost forgot this one:

"When you wish upon a star.... I will kill you near or far...."