Does a quote from music count? If so then: "Running from me sure you'd think... He's a pathologicalbloodthirstyhomicidal maniac!"
From: LFG Slaughter Your World

i have to go with "perfect dye 20, this is the part where you die now right?" but thats because i love D&D

i have to go with "perfect dye 20, this is the part where you die now right?" but thats because i love D&D

Richard-I wonder if I have control over space and time.

Second Richard-I wonder if I have control over space and time.

Third-I wonder if I have control over space and time. Oh.

Or


Same scene.

Richard-Please ignore the fact my hand is on fire. It is not meant to be an aggressive gesture. Its how I say hello.

I.LIKE.TO.KILL.THINGS. How is this not clear by now?

cale: " I asked you to scout ahead of the army richard"
richard: "And i asked the bunny. so who are you really angry with? i think's it's yourself. or maybe the bunny."
page 222

The first, I do not know, but the one who made me start to read the comic was the one in my signature... it's one of my favirites, as well. But the Hctib Elttil is part of a classic, as is "Walk it off, you pussy!"

Also, how about this one...
*Cale accidently stabs him with dual blades*
"An odd way to show someone you missed them, but i'm willing to keep an open mind."

"i drained the soul of a monk once. it tasted like chocolate"

*feeze's dragon* "too bad we don't have more time,it's fun trying to put the back together again"


Gid: And they say chivalry is dead
Richard: REALLY ? they say that bout me. i wonder if there's a correlation between the two.

(sorry about any bad spelling lillte sleep does that to people)

I would have to say FOR PONY!

I am pretty sure my username hints it but my favorite is:
Krunch: "How many have you killed?"
Richard: "Give me a moment to count ears."
Richard: "What?" "Were we not keeping ears?"

Second favorite: "Kill yourself and roll a rouge." "We'll wait."

best Richard quote ever is "you saw it all that orphanage attacked me, it was self-defence"

I think i saw that on a banner ad on the DCK website

FOR PONY !!!!!11!!!1!!1!1!one!!!!1!!!!

The first one that comes to my mind is an oldie but goodie.

"Remember the fellow who threw daggers at me? These are his teeth!"

For me it has to be when he was leaving the Plane of Suck.

Judge: "This court finds you guilty!"
Richard: "I accept your verdict, *KRRUK* but I deny the scentence. I have a destiny."

Richard: If anyone's hungry, I've got a heart, brain, and some courage in here.
Cale: How does one eat courage?...It's a testicle isn't it?
Richard: Testicles! This way, no one has to share.

Richard: "This is a beautiful moment. I may compose then break into song to celebrate the occasion."
Troll: "What are you going to rhyme with 'Your wholesale mass slaughter'?"
*Richard grabs the troll by the face and instantly incinerates it, then drags him down*
Richard: "Locate and butcher your daughter." *FWOOM*

*cale talks*
*benny talks*
*krunch talks*
Richard: "I..Like..To..Kill..Things..! How is that not clear by now?"




P.S IM BACK BITCHES!!!

Most definately, it has to be

"FOR PONY!"

my favourite quote by far is from the demon trial

Accuser: This court-
Richard: -of lesser demons amused me for a short time. It no longer does. Besides you're not asking the right question.
Accuser: Which is what, exactly?
Richard: Why would a warlock wear Jewelry? *KA-ZAZM*

made me all giggly =P

"Could you marinate in lime?"

Brilliant I say.

"uh-huh. that's pretty funny."
okay so it's more of his facial expression while he's saying it...

Let's see...I've started collecting Richard's quotes a bit, there are so many good ones.

Some of my faves, in no particular order...

-I drained the soul of a monk once. It tasted like chocolate.

-I didn't realize the sisterhood rescinded on their 'no psycho killers' admission policy. I should join.

-I'm no physician, but there appears to be a dagger through my chest.

-Bad news, Cale. I'm afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon.

-A mountain that eats people.
<.<
>.>
I want one.

-The meaning of life is 'bucket'

I'm sure there are many more, but those are my favorite ones at this time.

"I accept the Verdict, But deny the sentance."



shivers up my spine.

I quite enjoy this one:
http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/185

"No one puts Richard in a corner"
said with a frosty hand pointing forwards.

"You have been found guilty!!"
"I accept the verdict... But I deny the sentence..."

"Hi im Richard." "Hi im Richard." "Hi im Richard."
"FOR PONY!"

my personal fav: a mountain that eats ppl... i want 1

but anyways we could go on forever saying what quotes are the best, but as we all realize, Richard is a walking quote-machine and everything he says is funny and he also shows us why evil is so much fun

Im sure it's been mentioned already, but after he gets pinned to the mast of the ship by two javelins and says to Cael "Quick! Climb me!" (or something to that effect) had me laughing.

Or...

"For Pony!"

"I drained the soul of a monk once. It tasted like chocolate."

"I didn't deserve that..." (after he tricks Cael into face planting into the mountain and gets a flaming arrow through the chest"

"I'm really liking the ambiance here" (after being imprisoned in the dungeon with the rest of the group.)

Epic thread.

I like pretty much everything Richard has said.

First one that comes to mind though is;

"Oh I see."

"This is the plane of SUCK."

My favourite quote of all time has to be

http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/62

Its classic. plus just look at the way he is standing. its great!
God i love Richard

I like all of his quotes, but my actually top ten:

10. page 1, "Cough"
9. page 19, "Thanks? It was fun?"
8. page 85, "Noob"
7. page 148, "Ahhh, I see it cleary. This is the plane of suck."
6. page 10, "He's really, really sorry."
5. page 77, "Can we keep her?"
4. page 11, "Bad news, Cale. I'm afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon."
3. page 13, "Heh- I didn't deserve this"
2. page 58, "Look what I made!"
1. page 62, "Really? I find this constant dicrimination against my kind rather offensive. It's time... for a chance. I say to you today, my friends, that even through we face the difficults of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. I have a dream that one day warlocks will rise up and cast off the shackles of oppression. I have a dream that one day we will no longer be judget upon by how diffrent we are from you. I have a dream that one day, we looked at and labeled, simply, as 'friend'. I have a dream that one day, all the occurs, that we take the advantage of surprise and slaughter as many as possible. I have a dream that one day no structure left standing, no man or woman left un-decapitated and no baby left un-devoured. I have a dream, that none of you are spared from the horrors of our rule. Free at last! You're all dead, but we are free at last!"

And of course, page 42: "For Pony!"

His best expression is in page 10, when he say: "May I tell him? May I?" These eyes... awwwwww...

My mind can MAKE arrows

"This day is FANTASTIC!" *said after he tricked Cale into killing a kid's father in front of him.*

"Cale! I found it! The entrance! I cast an illusion around the hole to make it look smaller than it is. It will help shake off the pursuit. GET IN! We don't have any more time!"

*BLAAT*

"Heh- I didn't deserve that..."

"I'm just acting out because I don't get to kill anyone"

"Can you ask them to stop that so that I may lay waste to your army?"

"I have a summer home in the mountains called the Pit of Despair"

"The meaning of life is 'bucket'"

"For PONY!"

Cale: "Are you draining more blood in case we need to draw the map from the swords again?"
Richard: "... ... ... ... Yes"

"You should listen to him, he was wise."
"Wise and persistent. He will be missed"

"Quick Cale, climb me to safety!"

"The light reflecting off the mast is magnificently engaging."

"I slipped. Honest"

"Hail!"

"Let's just take a deep breath."

"I was just going to look! With Fire. And lightning. And reanimated chipmunks. And raccoons. On fire..."

"That treacherous little imp! The Lord of Darkness will rip him in half then poorly sew him back together again before before cursing him to the thousand years of agony. Truth be told, its 996 years, but-"

"It's not how big your fwoosh is, it's how you use it"

"The mistake was making me cute"

Richard: "I know the dark robe may lead to some mysteriousness. But I assure you, I'm rather translucent in my goals and ambitions. I don't 'SAVE'."
Cale: "We'll return to Legarion where we'll cut a swathe of death and destruction, the likes of which has never before been seen, through the king's legion and their dragons."
Richard: "We need to save those people!"

"I like the ambience in here"

"I'm a bearlock now!"

"HA! A natural 20. That means I win, you can fall down now. What? Are you 4th edition?"

"My... only... regret... is... not... killing... all... of... you... and... your... families..."

Cale said: "For Gamlon!"
Richard: "For ponies!"
Cale:What? you cant use that as your battle cry!
Richard: Why not? You have one.
Cale: Mine is for nobility, honor and a deceased yet no longer forgotten people.
Richard: Mine is for ponies! For ponies!

And he went to fight That was pretty nice i think.

I'M A BEARLOCK NOW is one of my favorites.


(If this got double posted, it's because I'm new to this, and after I wrote it earlier, I didn't see it)

My top Ten.

"Were we not keeping track of ears?"

"Reroll a rogue, we will wait."

You know what... I LOVE ALL OF HIS LINES!!!

Richard: "I..Like..To..Kill..Things..! How is that not clear by now?"



Second favorite: "Kill yourself and roll a rouge." "We'll wait."

My all time favorite quote is "This is the plane of SUCK." and I soooooooooo want the Tshirt too....

I know they've already been mentioned but my favorite Richard lines are

"FOR PONY!" *points to av*

"The meaning of life is bucket" and the answer is 42...

"Comprehension will blow your mind!"

"Reanimated chipmunks, and racoons, on fire.."

"Give me a moment while I figure out how to clap" *stares at handless limbs*

"The cat is eating the line! That counts!"

"We call is 'Pretty Pretty Unicorn'. It's a work in progress" *stands there in dramatic lighting and is dead serious...* No really, he's dead

There are more. But those are the ones I can remember.

Well... its not all one speech bubble... but one of my favs is;

"Oh, I see...
I find it amusing how you were SO judgmental about my dark arts an hour ago...
But now that your in trouble....
Pull his skeleton out Richard, Oh please!"

I love it when he talks in pink. <3

My personal

"Rejoice! For bad things are about to happen!"

"I wanted to lose some baby weight. Caused from the baby I ate."

"Are you death?"
"I was."

I like all of them but....
"You look different.." *Says to Ray'd who has a new bionic arm*
"Oh! You got rid of the bangs! I like it...."

"Wait, what are we doing now?"

''rejoice! for very bad things are about to happen!''


number 2 ''i.like.to.kill.things''

number 3 '' come then, oblivion awaits''

This and the look on his face is priceless XD

True, Richards sissy talking is fantastic.